What will Heidi Klum do? How will she retain the crown of MILFiest Mom In The History Of The World, Ever, if she does not have her peek-a-boo diamond studded bras or pearl-encrusted thongs from Victoria's Secret? However will she rock that sexy then?
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According to Models.com, Heidi Klum is the number one most sexiest model, ever, because not only is she awesome with her clothes (mostly) off, she has her own line of candy.
How many Muppets were killed in the making of that coat? For seriously?
Like this should surprise anyone, given her enthusiasm for body parts in general (and given the general superiority of her frontside to her backside). Check out Heidi's gleeful admiration of herself and fondling of herself right here (FUNNIEST. VIDEO. EVER):
Ooooookay. This, I didn't need to know: what first drew Heidi Klum to husband Seal was not his eyes or his voice or his sparkling personality - it was the spectacular bulge in his crotch, set on perfect display in a skintight pair of lycra bicycle shorts.
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