So, if you're like me, you're probably looking at this picture and thinking, why is Paris Hilton terrorizing that toddler? The kid looks horrified, as well she should be, because it's Paris Hilton. She carries more strains of viral bacteria than an overcrowded daycare.
But as chilling as the idea of Paris playing with children is, in the case of this particular photo that is exactly what is going on. If you count 'posing' as 'playing,' that is.That kid isn't horrified - she's blinking against paprazzi lights while she poses with Paris, who is, apparently, her idol.
The kid is four. FOUR. Who encourages their four-year old to emulate Paris facking Hilton? Who lets their four year old within contagion distance of Paris Hilton? That kid's mother deserves a smack in the head.
(See the video here, but be warned: your soul will curl up at the edges.)
