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• Britney Spears Is An IDIOT!

  What is wrong with Britney Spears? Read More... Posted Dec 14 2007, 11:02 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, celebrity parents, Britney Spears, divorce, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, babies, Sean Preston, children, trashy, jayden james, celebrities are nothing like us, commissioner gordon, gimme more, toddlers, itunes, billboard music charts, mark vincent kaplan, trailer trash, piece of me video, britney spears elopes, britney spears is stupid, blackout album a flop, parental rights, britney is a virgin, stipper pole

• Britney on Video: Get Off My F*ckin'Car!

  Britney stopped at Starbucks in Beverly Hills yesterday, making one Starbucks employee insane with no-tolerance policies as the paparazzi swarmed the store and asked about the children.  Hilarity ensues. My favorite part is the weird noise she makes after she balks at the price of Starbucks garb and counts out her change: "10, 11, 12, 13, 14 I'm embarrassed now."  Yeah you should be sweetheart -- for so many reasons but not knowing all the prices at Starbucks ought to top the list since you're there 34 times a day!   Read More... Posted Dec 08 2007, 05:01 PM by Karen with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, celebrity babies, Britney Spears, celebrity moms, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, Paparazzi, football, court, Sean Preston Federline, starbucks, Just Jared, NFL, slut, the stars are nothing like us, sports talk, call CPS, legal, commissioner gordon, whore, Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, lap dance, get off my fucking car, swearing, fuck, swears, cursing, freakout

• Britney's Lawyer Files A Request to Have Random Drug Testing Brought to an End

  In the latest twist of the complicated case that is Britney and Kevin's custody battle, Britney's lawyer filed to have those pesky random drug tests to a screeching halt.   Read More... Posted Oct 30 2007, 04:05 PM by Karen with | with no comments Filed under: Kevin Federline, celebrity babies, Britney Spears, celebrity moms, custody battle, Jayden James Federline, football, court, Sean Preston Federline, starbucks, Just Jared, NFL, slut, the stars are nothing like us, sports talk, call CPS, legal, commissioner gordon, whore, Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys, lap dance

• Pinkeye and Courts Got Ya Down? Britney Goes Somewhere She Shouldn't at 2am (With Video)

  There is nothing wrong with Britney going out if she doesn't have the kids, which recently is every night.  I used to do that too, when I was 22.  It just seems like she would want to lie low at some point.  Personally, if I showed up hours late to court with a case of pillowfart-eye and bedhead where my hair should be, and somehow won my weak case despite everyone from God to Batman knowing Commissioner Gordon should just turn me out, well, it seems like staying in for the night might be a good idea.  Just one freakin' night. VIDEO AFTER THE BREAK!  Read More... Posted Oct 12 2007, 11:22 AM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Britney Spears, Knocked Up, Jayden James Federline, Britney, court, Tape, Video, Federline, Sean Preston Federline, Batman, God, home, custody, brit, commissioner gordon, bar, fart, pinkeye, pillow, eye, case, boys, j.r. rotem, going out, rotem, music producer, 2am, no

• What do OJ, Spector and Spears Have in Common? L.A. Law.

  Law and disorder.  What the hell are my tax dollars doing anyway? The court met with Britney even though she was late.  Real late.  Yeah, they do that for everyone, right? Commissioner Gordon is starting to sound like Charlie Brown.  Wishy-washy. Even though he continues to say that Britney Spears is a danger to her children...   Read More... Posted Oct 12 2007, 03:04 AM by Whit Honea with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Kevin Federline, Lynne Spears, Jayden James Federline, Britney, Spears, L.A., K-Fed, Sean Preston Federline, Batman, Charlie Brown, Fed-ex, Britney Spears custody agreement, commissioner gordon, la law, law and order, monitor, tax, courthouse, phil spector, OJ, spector, overnight visits

• Commissioner Gordon to Use TMZ Video as Evidence in Britney Spears Case

  A video owned by TMZ of Britney doing her usual shtick of crazy was subpoenaed for evidence by the court.  Apparently Commissioner Gordon (not this guy)... Read More... Posted Oct 03 2007, 02:49 PM by Whit Honea with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: Britney Spears, Spears, court, TMZ, Video, Batman, commissioner gordon