If you are a mom-lebrity who is expected to squeeze a baby from your loins, drop 50 pounds the same day, and look fabulous while doing it, have no fear! Now you can have your Cake, and eat it, too.
No, not literally, of course. If you are a mom-lebrity, you can't eat cake - EVER. But you can attempt to replace it by buying this fugly new Petunia Picklebottom "couture" bag that looks like something Mary Poppins made out of Jane Banks' old curtains.
According to CBB - the expert on all things mom-lebrity - Marcia Cross, Keri Russell and Kristen Heder (Mrs. Napolean Dynamite) are just a few of the Cake fans who are proud to carry this little number, which was "crafted lovingly from high quality European cut velvet and coordinated tweeds." A departure from the traditional, boxy Picklebottom design, though equally versatile, it was crafted with today's ladylike, retro-chic mamas in mind. You know, like Melissa Joan Hart.
Actually, I could totally see Amy Winehouse rocking this "society satchel", and making it look really cool, even in booger "Lemon Chiffon Cake." But the thought of a $325 carpet bag, bulging with diapers and snacks, shoved into the strolller's storage net, makes me snort just a little.
[Photo Credit Petunia Picklebottom]
