I love Gwen Stefani. She’s a successful business woman a la Madonna, she wears too much makeup, and she married Gavin Rossdale, who I totally crushed on in the 90s. Even better, Gwen openly admits that she’s been dieting since sixth grade. She told Ryan Seacrest – on the radio, when other people could hear - that it was hard to lose the baby weight!
Gwen works out all the time, and as Y says in her post about Celebrity Mom Ab Envy, her figure is preternatural because of the effort. This is seriously inspirational. Whenever I want to get off on the elliptical machine, I remember Gwen's example. She doesn't wuss out after fifteen minutes. In a rare instance of fairness in life, even Gwen has to work hard at it.
Oh the other hand, we have the dreadful Marcia Cross. Y puts it beautifully in her post about Marcia's air and ice cube diet. She is a big fucking Hollywood LIAR and claims to not know where the baby weight goes. It disappeared like magic! When I rule the world, punishment for this kind of lie will be 24 hours of force feeding, including Karo corn syrup and sweetened, condensed milk. No exercise allowed, and even a single Kegel will be punished with an additional 24 hours of force feeding.
And during their punishment, offenders will watch the videos of our wonderful, honest Gwen Stefani showing off her genuinely earned abs.
