No, I didn't call her a 'ho.' Not this time anyway.
People are worried about Nicole Richie and what stresses her developing baby might be under. Every doctor that has ever hoped to see their name in the paper is coming forward with their opinions on what many of us have taken to be common sense. Yes, the girl is way too skinny, but as you can see, she ate something one time. Still, the fact that she was even able to become pregnant is a small miracle in it's own right. They say that her history of hard drugs and alcohol will cause huge hurdles for the baby. Especially if there were any traces of substances in her system when she got knocked-up. Ya think?
Everybody knows this. Yet, I'm sure everybody also knows someone that found out they were pregnant a month after a Vegas trip, or 5 weeks after some bead-trading at Mardi Gras. It happens, often.
Granted, Nicole could use a sandwich, but my worries for the baby go beyond the obvious. Let's assume that the pregnancy goes smoothly. That healthy little baby is going to have Nicole Richie and Joel Madden for parents. Growing up in that house has got to be at least as dangerous as hiding in that tiny excuse for a womb.
At least the bar isn't set too high for the kid. It's probably the only thing that's not high in this whole story.
