Once
upon a time, a very lovely young starlet who happened to be pregnant
went to a little film festival called Sundance. And while she was
there, she found herself drawn into the orbit of certain not-so-lovely
young evil stepsisters famewhores who attend film
festivals for the attention, the liquor and the swag. And these
particular not-so-lovelies were particularly interested in some
not-so-lovely swag - swag that was almost certainly intended for
not-so-lovely young famewhores who show off their pubes in Internet sex
videos - and so it was that the lovely young pregnant starlet found
herself lured into sampling very dangerous wares, wares that are meant
to be applied to one's nether regions, the better to color them rainbow
bright.
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