Now that Teri Hatcher is getting it on with Stephen Kay, and maybe even eating a little sausage, we nominate Denise Richards to take her place as the poster celebrity mom for crazy, skinny, sadly desperate famewhores.
Calling the paparazzi every single time she walks outdoor the door with her kid (today's "media" event: carrying a cute Wiggles backpack $14.99) is annoying and a little sad. "Keeping up appearances" for three months, to make it seem like you're still dating, (yes, Denise did this after Richie Sambora broke up with her!) is des-per-ate. Also, very like something Teri Hatcher would have done just recently. Remember those hilarious days after the Ryan Seacrest "affair"? Denise can still learn a thing or two from Teri, but you can smell the crazy from here.
BTW, wassup with Sam? She is the most pissed off looking little girl in the world.
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