Our next president, Mr. Barack Obama, was on Letterman the other
night. If you're one of those voters that have been straddling the
fence between Obama and the status quo then you are in luck. Here are
the top ten campaign promises by the candidate. How could you not get
behind this?
10. To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the "situation room" for sweet sixteens.
9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.
8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good.
7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.
6. I’ll put Regis on the nickel.
5. I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-tober.”
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