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• John Mayer Wants Him A Wife And Babies (Jessica Simpson Need Not Apply)

  Well, he wants him a wife, specifically one who wants to photograph his ass, and that presumably adds up to a little baby-making and baby-daddying, and so I feel entitled to use the word 'babies' in the title of this post. Read More... Posted Feb 12 2008, 08:37 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, daughters, us weekly, Miley Cyrus, jessica simpson, john mayer, drunk, celebutards, thong, banana hammock, john mayer's schlong, your body's a wonderland, mayer, john mayer thong, mayer thong, john mayer future wife, john mayer's ass, john mayer baby daddy