Okay,
so, you know what I learned in church? That godparents have to be the
same religion as the babies that they're god-parenting. Also, they have
to believe in, um, God. As opposed to aliens. Because, you know, that's the whole point. Godparents
are so called because they share partial responsibility for teaching
their charges that God runs the universe. NOT ALIENS.
Somebody forgot to tell that to Jennifer Lopez.
Actually, word has it that Marc Anthony tried to explain that to J-Lo - you know, because them being Catholic and all
- but then she bitch-slapped him hard and he caved. So it is that Tom
Cruise - in all his batshit crazy glory - is going to be godfather to
the Lopez-Anthony twins.
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