
Lindsay Lohan's mugshot just speaks for itself, doesn't it? Sorry officer, it was hard to drive, what with the ankle bracelet, the drinking and the cocaine, you understand.
Lohan, fresh off the press with her new arrest has a long list of accomplishments for a 21-year-old, singer, actress, drunk, druggie, slut, and now she has a few more labels on her to do list. Apparently, sometime between arrests and shots of limoncello, she has placed a wager between herself and the classy people she runs with: a $50,000 wager that she can be a seductress/homewrecker. What, that's not new? Just wait.
She seems to think that superstar, sex-symbol David Beckham, he of celebrity parenting and soccer fame, will succumb to her "womanly charms" and sleep with said skank by December. Really?
I'm not buying it. I think she would stand a better chance betting that the troops will be home by Christmas. It's not that I think David Beckham is beyond temptation, it's just that she's not that tempting.
Who makes bets that they can ruin a family? Who aspires to such heights? Have another drink Lindsay. I'll see you in December with my 50k, dumass.
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