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• John Mayer Wants Him A Wife And Babies (Jessica Simpson Need Not Apply)

  Well, he wants him a wife, specifically one who wants to photograph his ass, and that presumably adds up to a little baby-making and baby-daddying, and so I feel entitled to use the word 'babies' in the title of this post. Read More... Posted Feb 12 2008, 08:37 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, daughters, us weekly, Miley Cyrus, jessica simpson, john mayer, drunk, celebutards, thong, banana hammock, john mayer's schlong, your body's a wonderland, mayer, john mayer thong, mayer thong, john mayer future wife, john mayer's ass, john mayer baby daddy

• Fathers, Be Good To Your Daughters: Don't Let Them Anywhere Near John Mayer's Thong

  I don't know. I find it a little bit shocking that the guy who wrote the insipid soulful tune about fathers being good to their daughters is prone to getting stupid drunk and channeling his inner Borat. Read More... Posted Feb 06 2008, 07:02 AM by HerBadMother with | with no comments Filed under: gossip, Sacha Baron Cohen, Borat, daughters, us weekly, Miley Cyrus, john mayer, drunk, celebutards, thong, banana hammock, john mayer's schlong, your body's a wonderland, mayer, john mayer thong, mayer thong