Milla Jovovich is pregnant with her first child. This is what she has to say about her unborn daughter: "I want her to be in yoga and martial arts classes from like birth! I
don't ever want her to know what being stiff feels like! I want to take
her up into the mountains in the snow, I want her to climb pyramids and
love this earth, so she can help the next generation preserve it."
More power to you, Milla. But excuse me while I take a few minutes to lay on the floor and laugh hysterically.
Before you take your little one on that pyramid hike, make sure you've had more than twenty-minutes of uninterrupted sleep, which might happen around twenty-four months after you give birth, if you're lucky. And as for the baby being stiff, she won't be, but you'll be rigid as a board from carrying her on those mountain hikes in the snow you're planning. Lastly, yoga and martial arts classes from birth may not be possible, as baby's schedule will be full up from pooping, eating, sleeping, crying, spitting up and did I mention pooping.
But don't listen to me, Milla. Get your baby to save the earth! Why let Brad and Angie have all the fun?
