Someone call SeaWorld, there's an Orca on the loose! Oh, wait, it's just Jordan, aka, Katie Price. I didn't recognize her with clothes on. It's an honest mistake.
Here is why I love the British. This is part of the press for this photo as reported by The Sun:
HEAVILY-pregnant JORDAN looks fit to burst as she walks hand-in-hand with hubby PETER ANDRE at Ladies’ Day.
The glamour model, whose baby is due this week, even had a hospital bag full of pyjamas just in case.
Jordan, looking elegant in a tight cocktail dress, joked she
hoped the thrill of a win would bring on labour — and bookies offered
16-1 she would give birth in the Royal Enclosure.
Top-hatted Peter, 34, kept a helicopter on stand-by for mother-of-two Jordan, real name Katie Price — but she held out.
The pop star patted her bump “for luck” before each race.
... Some Ascot diehards were not impressed.
Charles Bovery, 52, raged: “Jordan in the Royal Enclosure, how truly awful. It’s downright tacky.”
Ha! They called her elegant! Here in the states, we tend to go with things like, "Tramp Knocked-Up... Again, Hangs Out at Tracks."
I'm not sure which is better.
