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Tori Spelling - Put Your Bra On!

What is with some of these celebrities who give birth and then go out in public with their post baby, gigantuous breasts NOT in a bra? Don't their boobs leak? Seriously, haven't I see breast pad things in the stores for this very problem? How do you possibly wear a boob leakage pad if you don't have a bra on? And you put those bad boys in a flimsy sundress? Tori Spelling is guilty of that very thing - and I'm not going to accuse her of having a bad boob job (but I am secretly thinking it) but even if her boobs were perfect, uh, please do us all a favor, put a bra on. Not that I'm looking. More photos of Tori and Dean shopping after the jump - seems like that's all that they do since baby Stella was born. It was probably Stella's idea for them to leave - the infant needed time away from her annoying parents.

Posted Jul 03 2008, 06:08 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 5 comment(s)

Tori Spelling's Crotch Rocket?

Tori Spelling gave birth to daughter Stella less than a month ago and you'd think the new mom would be home with her infant. Sure, mothers need to get away for a bit and get a breather, but does Tori really need a motorcycle? Aren't they dangerous? Where do you strap babies on those things?

More pics after the jump!

Posted Jul 02 2008, 10:37 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments

Tori Spelling Baby Photos!!

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott welcomed their baby girl Stella Doreen on June 7. She weighed 6 lbs. 11 oz. with a full head of dark hair and they call her their miracle baby.

Pics after the jump!

Posted Jun 25 2008, 08:36 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 7 comment(s)

READER POLL: Which Celebrity Parent(s) Will Be The Next To Have a Reality T.V. Show?

It's a crapshoot, I suppose, but 5 of us here at Famecrawler each chose a celebrity parent or couple that we think would be the next to have their own reality t.v show:

Saucy Sassy picked Nicole Richie, who might be pregnant again. Richie's already done the reality t.v. gig with Paris Hilton, who is ~~definitely~~ probably not pregnant, and seeing as that's pretty much the only thing she's famous for, I could see her returning to it easily. I mean, what the hell else is she going to do? Pop out more babies and sell their photos to People magazine? Oh wait, that blew up in her face. She's no Angelina, that's for sure.

After the jump, see who else we picked and vote for your favorite or add another in the comments!

Posted Jun 22 2008, 05:04 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, television, Nicole Richie, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Denise Richards, lohan, Suri, jennifer lopez, jessica alba, reality show, jamie-lynn spears, harlow winter, living lohan, honor, maddie briann

Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

Here's something to contemplate over your after lunch cocktail (I know you're having one. Yes you, over there trying to hide that flask underneath your stapler.)

What could be almost as bad as Paris Hilton procreating?...

Posted Jun 16 2008, 03:18 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with no comments

Britney Nominated for Emmy Award

Really?

Posted Jun 14 2008, 05:12 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with no comments

Tori Spelling's Baby Bursts Out

Looks like all those stories about Tori Spelling bursting with excitement about her impending birth proved to be true: the actress gave birth to Stella Doreen McDermott today at 3:13pm. The 6 lbs 8 oz. bundle of joy joins big brother Liam, 1.

"She's here! She's a healthy baby girl. Tori and baby are resting comfortably," Tori's rep tells OK! magazine.

Stella gets her middle name, Doreen, from daddy Dean McDermott's late mother. I wonder where 'Stella' is from - Stella McCartney? A Streetcar Named Desire? This will keep me up tonight.

Congratulations to Tori and Dean and their monumental burst!

Posted Jun 09 2008, 08:52 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 1 comment(s)

Don't Believe The Tabloids: Paris Hilton IS Pregnant

So Paris Hilton has denied she's pregnant. And as further proof, the tabloids are offering up news that the heiress was seen partying and drinking champagne. Wow - a pregnant celebrity dancing and having alcohol - now there's something that only happens every five seconds...

Posted Jun 09 2008, 05:45 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 2 comment(s)

Neil Patrick Harris Hates Britney Spears

Read this and tell me it isn't dripping with disdain and 'you get more flies with honey' type of attitude. Especially the parts in bold. C'mon NPH, just admit you can't stand the fact that bitch has brought more play to your show. Jealous or do you just hate the trainwrecky Mama?

Posted Jun 05 2008, 03:34 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 2 comment(s)

Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

I have a dilemma: I can't decide who I dislike more, Dina Lohan or Michael Lohan, those two money-grubbing attention whores who are selling out their kids. It's like having to choose between having rotten chicken or sour milk - they both smell, are way beyond their sell date and will probably give you the runs...

Posted May 27 2008, 08:35 AM by sweatpantsmom with | with 2 comment(s)

Fantasia On American Idol: Everyone Else Should Just Go Home

Fantasia Barrino, the winner of the third season of American Idol, performed on last night's show. Did anyone else think that she just kicked everyone else's asses? Her performance was so high energy and infectious it made the three remaining contestants seem as if they've been asleep this entire season...

See the video after the jump

Posted May 15 2008, 12:15 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 27 comment(s)

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Which Celebrity Mom Is Dishing On Her Sex Life?

Let's see: she says that the primary thing that her exes (and ex-bedmates) have in common is that they're all "bad boys." Oh, and, also, they all "have dark hair and are passionate in bed."

See the video after the jump!

Posted May 14 2008, 03:24 PM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s)

Denise Richards is Tugging at My Heartstrings

Poor Denise Richards. What with the husband stealing and the sperm hoarding, she's got a lot on her, uh, hands. Now it seems even her efforts to exploit her children are weighing heavy on her. Damn you world!...

Posted May 12 2008, 06:35 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 2 comment(s)

Amazing What TV Cameras Can Do For Britney's Weave

Britney Spears is once again appearing on How I Met Your Mother - episode airing May 12 - and let me just say, her weave has never looked better! Why can't her hair look that nice most of the time? Or at least some of the time?

Another pic after the jump AND sneak peek video!

Posted May 07 2008, 08:36 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments

Oh My God That Britney's Shameless: Oops, She Did It AGAIN?

Yup, she did it again. Seems Britney just can't leave that hair alone!

Posted May 03 2008, 05:33 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 2 comment(s)

Britney Finally Gets Her Boys

... For a day. Which must mean that someone thinks she can be trusted to, you know, not flame out for one whole day, which I think is progress, don't you?

Posted May 03 2008, 08:45 AM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s)

Britney's Getting Married!

To - wait for it, wait for it - DOOGIE HOWSER.

Posted Apr 28 2008, 03:41 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments

Britney's Gonna Do It Again

Poor Doogie Howser. His secret wish (he denies it, but c'mon) that Britney never again grace the set of his show, How I Met Your Mother, is about to get squashed: Britney's coming back!

Posted Apr 20 2008, 10:14 AM by HerBadMother with | with 2 comment(s)

Brit and K-Fed Getting Back Together?

Now this is interesting: Britney and K-Fed have reportedly been getting a little snuggly occassionally. In front of the kids, even, which ordinarily I would take to pretty significant, but we are talking about people with limited judgment skills here. Still: they were kissing.

Posted Apr 17 2008, 09:24 AM by HerBadMother with | with 1 comment(s)

Oops, She's Going To Do It Again?

Have another reality show, that is? Because, while I can understand the appeal of pushing another Britney-based reality series - trainwreckage being the stock-in-trade of the genre - the last one really was very nearly unwatchable. I mean, for seriously unwatchable.

Posted Apr 16 2008, 09:04 PM by HerBadMother with | with no comments

Charlie Sheen Wants to Kick Ryan Seacrest's Ass

Hell hath no fury like a man who's kids are being pimped out by his good friend...

Posted Feb 26 2008, 07:05 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: TV, celebrity parents, television, celebrity moms, celebrity dads, Denise Richards, celebrity couples, Charlie Sheen, ryan seacrest, celebrity feuds, Brooke Mueller, sweatpantsmom, american idol, e entertainment television, reality show, two and half men, charlie sheen ryan seacrest feud

Tina Fey Will Host SNL's First Post-Strike Show

On this, the first day after the writer's strike officially ended, some good news...

Posted Feb 13 2008, 02:36 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with no comments

The Writer's Strike is Officially Over; Housewives Can Start Sleeping Around Again

After exactly 100 days, the writer's strike is officially over...

Posted Feb 13 2008, 02:40 AM by sweatpantsmom with | with no comments

Filed under: TV, Desperate Housewives, television, reality TV, Eva Longoria, sweatpantsmom, oscars, academy awards, writers strike, WGA, Felicity Huffman, reality show, picket line, dga, sag, screen actors guild, writers strike is over, writers guild of america, picketers

He Could Be The Next P Diddy

This guy:

a) is scary

b) is a millionaire

c) is starting his own record label

and the answer is...

Posted Jan 30 2008, 03:35 PM by sweatpantsmom with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: TV, television, reality TV, Music, sweatpantsmom, Survivor, P Diddy, reality show, i saw you on tv, rupert boneham, recording contract, record label, wife swap

A.J. McLean (Who?) Reaches Out To Britney Spears

I have no idea who A.J. McLean is. For all I know, he could be Jonny Fairplay's baby...

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