
This just in: children should not be exposed to boobies. Boobies are
dirty. Boobies are bad. Boobies corrupt the young and inflame the
wicked. Boobies should be kept tucked away under shirts or, at least,
teeny weeny bikini tops.
But - just in case you were getting uncomfortable with all that moral absolutism - here's the most important bit of news:
showing boobies is a lesser offense than running over a kid with your car, but only just. So sayeth the commentators on
JustJared's recent post featuring a picture of Rebecca Gayheart going topless in front of Dr. McSteamy and -
gasp - children.
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