Turn off the window, Grace. There's a new LOST tonight.
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Look, we're almost over the hump.
I can't see what the gas prices are now. Drive over there and look.
Damn, if they keep showing reruns those people will never get off the island.
Okay, Grace, it's business time.
Did you pay the taxman?
Is that woman wearing a bacon bra?
Some guy in half a chicken suit just fell off the roof.
Holy crap! She made him brinner!
Just a minute, Grace. MILF Island is on.
It says '9 in the afternoon.' What the hell does that mean?
Have you ever seen a dragon? It'll make you fleem.
What's with all the googly eyes on the plants?
I love surprise parties.
Kansas and Memphis? WTF?
Man, they should put that in the olympics.
I think I need glasses.
Crap, today is my sister's birthday. Hey, Sis, this is your card.
Man, they all fell for it. Suckers.
I can't believe they fell for the rickroll! Ha, I love April Fools!
These mirrors aren't funny.
And then there were four...
Man, it's quiet out there.
Holy crap, where did March go?
We should buy some curtains.
I spy something... orange.
I feel like Peep.