I guess Tom Brady's been feeling a little, you know, underappreciated since that big Super Bowl loss. And maybe that little issue of, erm, his male pattern baldness is chipping away at his masculinity. Whatever. Something's up, because lil' Tommy has decided to take on the Big Daddy Super Athlete-Celebrity Hotty Of The World in a battle of the bulges. David Beckham on those Armani billboards, flaunting some - clearly ample - cotton-clad man candy? Tom can beat that! He's gonna go all Marky-Mark on Beck's ass and flaunt his candy in some Calvins.
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The fact that I think that Tom Brady is a skeez has nothing to do with my enjoyment of this rumor. Honest.
"In my country, all good girls are taught to wash out their undies in the bathroom." - Gisele Bundchen
Did Tom Brady lose the Super Bowl for the Patriots because he was, um, hungover? That would suck for Brady and Patriot fans, no? To lose that epic game because dude's a liquor pig? Well, that's the story from one Arizona source.
Sports fans - and most other North American men with red blood running through their veins - have been waiting with bated breath to see if Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen - girlfriend of Patriots quarterback (and Bridget Moynihan baby-daddy) Tom Brady - would run naked through New York's Times Square, as she reportedly promised to do if the Patriots lost the Super Bowl on Sunday. Which they did, of course.
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