
Rumer's shaggy boyfriend stepbrother stepdad Ashton Kutcher won't stop mugging for the camera. Seriously, would it kill him to let Demi have one nice family picture?! She even got Lula to put on a pretty dress and a little lip gloss, but he refused to cut his hair or even comb it. Again. Mmmm, lucky, lucky Demi to have a younger man. We can all see how great it is for you.
It is nice to see everyone out to support Bruce at the premiere of his latest John McClane movie, Die Harder to Infinity in New Hampshire, or something like that. Who's left to fight? The Highlander? Predator? Rocky Balboa? (Oh shoot, I apologize now to the world if someone in Hollywood takes that last snark seriously and puts it into development. Please, spare us! Sly, I'm talking to you.)
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