Poor
Levi Johnston. All the kid wanted was to be held and now he's being
paraded in front of Alaska and America as the official mascot of teen
sex (unfunded teen sex, of course). Actually, he's probably loving every minute of it. Teen boys work hard for reps like that.
His
plans have changed quite a bit. Normally he'd spend a Wednesday night
hanging around the motherland (Alaska) waiting for the mullet to fill
in, but not tonight! Levi will be joining his pregnant girlfriend...
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