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• How Are Madonna's Kids Holding Up?

  With all of the rumors about Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie, how are their kids holding up?  It would be hard enough being a celebrity kid, not to mention when there are stories about your parents floating around.  Perhaps the boys don't hear much as they're still quite young, but Lordes is 11 and I'm sure she reads it or sees it on the internet.  So how do they cope? More pics after the jump! Read More... Posted Jul 06 2008, 09:08 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, new york city, Guy Ritchie, London, Madge, divorced celebrities, google, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, madonna and guy divorcing, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, divorce rumors, kabbalah center, myitthings, pineapple dance studio, : celebrity parents

• The Face & Fist Says It All - Lourdes' Daddy Doesn't Mess Around!

  Look at the fierceness of Carlos Leon's face.  Look at his clenched fist.  Look at the way he holds her hand.  Madonna needn't worry about her daughter Lourdes when she's with her daddy, because he obviously isn't going to let anyone mess with his baby girl - paparazzi included! Read More... Posted Jun 28 2008, 05:04 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Guy Ritchie, London, Madge, google, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, madonna and guy divorcing, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, kabbalah center, myitthings, pineapple dance studio

• Madonna Wanted To Adopt 10 Children

  Madonna's documentary, "I Am Because We Are" is well underway and the film has changed her life.  Read More... Posted Jun 27 2008, 09:34 AM by Karen Sugarpants with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Guy Ritchie, London, Malawi, David Banda, Madge, documentary, google, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, kabbalah center, myitthings, pineapple dance studio, i am because we are

• Madonna's Kids Think She is Irritating

  Welcome to the club, kids!  Okay they didn't say she was irritating, just her fame.   "They are aware that I'm famous and irritated by it, like most children would be," she said.  Really?  Because you would think Lourdes wouldn't want to perform. "But we have had lots of discussions of what it means and why people are obsessed with famous people. They are fairly tolerant." Madonna's kids have a solid understanding of how lucky they are though.  They traveled with their mother to Malawi when she went to work on her latest project...   Read More... Posted Jun 03 2008, 02:24 PM by Karen Sugarpants with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Guy Ritchie, London, Madge, google, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, kabbalah center, myitthings, pineapple dance studio

• Lourdes Wants To Booty Shake - Madonna Says Yes,Guy Says No

  What does a does a step-daddy do when his 11-year-old child wants to "shake her booty" with her pop singer, crotch thrusting, hip grinding mother?  Lourdes, daughter of Madonna and Carlos Leon, step-daughter to Madonna's husband Guy Rithie, has dreams of touring with her mega-famous mom.  She's been perfecting her moves at Pineapple, a dance studio in London and so wants to team up with Madonna.  However, daddy Guy is not keen on the idea! Read More... Posted Jun 02 2008, 01:07 PM by Sassy Smith with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Guy Ritchie, London, Madge, google, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, kabbalah center, myitthings, pineapple dance studio

• Pharrell Made Madonna Spit Snot...Or Something

  Big baby Madonna wasn't 'getting it' when Hard Candy producer Pharrell Williams told her to sing in a certain rhythm so she lost her shit and bawled.  Heh.  I wonder what she does when Lourdes doesn't bring her morning seaweed coolie with sprouts?   Read More... Posted May 27 2008, 11:33 AM by Karen Sugarpants with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Cannes, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, new york, Sex, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, religion, sexy, nip slip, nipple slip, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, debbie mazur, mother and daugther duo, cannes film festival, no bra

• Madonna's Cans In Cannes - Nipple Slip

  Hey Madonna, didn't anyone ever tell you to wear a bra or not wear see-through dresses?  Madonna walked the red carpet in Cannes and she gave everyone quite a show with her nip slip - actually it wasn't a slip so much as an 'on purpose.'  Cover your eyes Lourdes,Rocco, and David, mama's got her big guns out! More NSFW photos after the jump Read More... Posted May 23 2008, 02:35 PM by Sassy Smith with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Cannes, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, new york, Sex, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, religion, sexy, nip slip, nipple slip, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, debbie mazur, mother and daugther duo, cannes film festival, no bra

• Lourdes Looks Like A Young Angelina Jolie?

  People are divided on who, exactly, 11-year-old Lourdes Ciccone looks like - her mother Madonna or her father Carlos Leon?  Now, according to some, there seems to be a noticable resemblance between Lourdes and a young, 16-year-old Angelina Jolie.  What do you think? Pic after the jump Read More... Posted Apr 30 2008, 11:07 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Angelina Jolie, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, new york city, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, look a like celebrities

• More Lourdes & Her Dad Photos

  Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes, was again spotted with her dad Carlos Leon.  I love her high-tops! More pics after the jump Read More... Posted Apr 29 2008, 12:05 PM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, new york city, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy, kabbalah center

• Kabbalah Time - Madonna & Lourdes

  Is daughter Lourdes taking up Kabbalah like mama Madonna? Couple more pics after the jump! Read More... Posted Apr 27 2008, 10:10 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Kabbalah, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, new york, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, religion, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, debbie mazur, mother and daugther duo

• Lourdes & Her Good Looking Daddy

  Madonna's 11-year-old daughter Lourdes spent some time with her father, Carlos Leon, 41. More photos after the jump! Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 02:07 PM by Sassy Smith with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, new york city, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you, upper west side, carlos leon, good looking, lourdes and daddy

• Mommy Can You Wear Normal Clothes Please?

  Do you often embarrass your child with your choice of attire?  Well, Madonna is just like us (sorta?) and does that very thing - embarrasses her kid.  Daughter Lourdes sometimes doesn't like mom's clothing! Read More... Posted Apr 19 2008, 05:05 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, sahm, Like a Virgin, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, thigh highs, moms embarrass kids, mama madonna, madonna just like us, celebrity music moms

• Madonna Vacuums In Hooker Boots

  Madonna like you've never seen her before - vacuuming carpets, of course wearing hooker-ish type boots.  That's how most moms do their housework right? Video after the jump (contains swearing) Read More... Posted Apr 18 2008, 04:01 PM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow, madges message to her fans, madonnas youtube message to you

• Madonna Selling Out Her Own Daughter?

  Is Madonna selling out her own child?  I think she just might be - unknowingly. Read More... Posted Apr 17 2008, 10:13 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, divorce, Madonna, celebrity moms, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, Madge, balls, the stars are nothing like us, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, google, teddy, GQ, scanner, sassy smith, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours, perez is a douche, waxing, madonna selling our lourdes, unibrow

• Madonna Records Video: Loves Doggie Style, Perez Hilton and Double Entendres

  I know, Madonna has every right to explore and exploit her sexuality.  I've got no problem with that.  Of course, I've been over anything she had to offer for the better part of a decade, but that's okay.  She only has her eyes on one man, and it's not Guy, aka, Cookie Monster. Read More... Posted Apr 15 2008, 10:10 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, Madonna, Hollywood, Perez Hilton, Celebrity, Music, Disney, Kelly Clarkson, Video, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, God, ryan seacrest, diet, balls, s&m, sex tape, american idol, spoof, Jennifer Hudson, clip, radio, teddy, GQ, scanner, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house, video for perez, double entendres, selling sex, all fours

• Sex, Diets, and Cookie Monster: What Are Three Things in Madonna's Bedroom?

  It's bittersweet, really.  Guy Ritchie did it all for the cookie, and in turn the cookies took their toll(house).  You see, Mr. Madonna (most whipped man in showbiz!) has been on something called "The Cookie Diet."   Read More... Posted Apr 15 2008, 02:29 PM by Whit Honea with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, Madonna, Hollywood, Celebrity, Music, Kelly Clarkson, kids, Oscar, children, Guy Ritchie, Miley Cyrus, God, ryan seacrest, diet, s&m, american idol, Jennifer Hudson, radio, GQ, scanner, hard candy, pussy-whipped, 4 minutes, the cookie diet, 800 calories, dreamgirls, cookie monster, bedroom, toll house