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• Shauna Sand - Stripper On The Beach - Photos

  Sure, it's perfectly acceptable for women (even women who are moms!) to sport a bikini while on the beach.  However, Shauna Sand still manages to look completely trashy while wearing a two-piece - perhaps it's the Lucite hooker/stripper shoes that she's sporting?  Her daughter is adorable and I pray that she (and her two sisters) have another female (oh hell, male for that matter) family member who they can get fashion advice from.  I'm afraid their mother is in no position to do so. More photos after the jump! Read More... Posted Aug 27 2008, 05:06 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, Bruce Willis, celebrity moms, Paparazzi, TMZ, Playboy, boobs, dlisted, celebrities are nothing like us, fake boobs, sexy, lorenzo lamas, pta, big boobs, tabloids, famous, hugh grant, shauna sand, google, big fake boobs, stars are nothing like us, sassy smith, renegade, tv charmed, Sheyla hershey, hooker outfit, trashy mom, trampy mom, streetwalker, lucite shoes, stripper lucite shoes

• When Your Mom Dresses Like A Tramp

  Her poor daughters.  I hope they have an auntie or family friend that they can turn to for fashion advice because clearly, they won't get much from their mother - at least not any good fashion advice.  Shauna Sand was spotted out, getting her nails done - yes in that outfit - and then later made an appearance outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood.  I have no idea what she was doing there but perhaps the corner of Main Street was taken. More classiness after the jump (slighty NSFW)! Read More... Posted Aug 12 2008, 06:03 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, Bruce Willis, celebrity moms, Paparazzi, TMZ, Playboy, boobs, dlisted, celebrities are nothing like us, fake boobs, sexy, lorenzo lamas, pta, big boobs, tabloids, famous, hugh grant, shauna sand, google, big fake boobs, stars are nothing like us, sassy smith, renegade, tv charmed, Sheyla hershey, hooker outfit, trashy mom, trampy mom, streetwalker

• Shauna Sand - Bikini'd Mama!

  Shauna Sand, 36, is one of the classiest moms around!  Wait - I think I'm confusing her with Pammie Anderson.  Anyway, she was strutting her stuff at a Miami pool - her bikini looks small.  Doesn't it?  And wow, that's a big...uh, hat. More pics after the jump! Read More... Posted Jul 30 2008, 07:38 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, Bruce Willis, celebrity moms, Paparazzi, TMZ, Playboy, boobs, dlisted, celebrities are nothing like us, fake boobs, sexy, lorenzo lamas, pta, big boobs, tabloids, famous, hugh grant, shauna sand, google, big fake boobs, stars are nothing like us, sassy smith, renegade, tv charmed, Sheyla hershey, hooker outfit, trashy mom, trampy mom, streetwalker

• What Every PTA Mom Should Look Like - Stripper Shoes & All

  I've mentioned before that every mom should dress like Shauna Sand.  PTA meetings would never be the same!  I bet more dads would join school committees and become super active at the school.  Now I'm assuming Shauna is on the PTA - I could be wrong.  She however, totally seems like the type to be involved with her daughters' school.  Sand, her husband and daughters were spotted out, shopping and posing on the street. More photos after the jump! Read More... Posted Jun 04 2008, 07:41 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, Bruce Willis, celebrity moms, Paparazzi, TMZ, Playboy, boobs, dlisted, celebrities are nothing like us, fake boobs, sexy, lorenzo lamas, pta, big boobs, tabloids, famous, hugh grant, shauna sand, google, big fake boobs, stars are nothing like us, sassy smith, renegade, tv charmed, Sheyla hershey, hooker outfit, trashy mom, trampy mom, streetwalker

• Just A Regular Mom In Her Hooker Outfit

  Shauna Sand is a vision of how a mom should dress.  I mean PTA meetings would be more fun if all moms showed up in hot pink leopard mini dresses and hooker shoes.  Oh wait - Shauna wasn't at a school function.  Surprise! Read More... Posted May 19 2008, 10:40 AM by Sassy Smith with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: celebrity parents, Bruce Willis, celebrity moms, Paparazzi, TMZ, Playboy, boobs, dlisted, celebrities are nothing like us, fake boobs, sexy, lorenzo lamas, pta, big boobs, tabloids, famous, hugh grant, shauna sand, google, big fake boobs, stars are nothing like us, sassy smith, renegade, tv charmed, Sheyla hershey, hooker outfit, trashy mom, trampy mom

• Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand Looking Classy

  Playboy alum and actress (?) Shauna Sand was taking her young daughter to karate class on Thursday evening.  Shauna looked so like a hooker pretty in her white outfit and prostitute high heels.  Definately an outfit to wear out, especially taking your girl to karate.  She must take fashion lessons from Katie Price.  C.L.A.S.S.Y. VIDEO OF SHAUNA IN HER SHORT SHORTS Read More... Posted Feb 16 2008, 09:02 AM by Sassy Smith with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity parents, Bruce Willis, celebrity moms, Paparazzi, TMZ, Playboy, boobs, dlisted, celebrities are nothing like us, fake boobs, sexy, lorenzo lamas, big boobs, tabloids, famous, hugh grant, shauna sand, google, stars are nothing like us, sassy smith, renegade, tv charmed