Rumor has it that Larry Birkhead, baby-daddy of Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn, is being followed by private investigators. Who's having him investigated? Why, the inimitable Virgie Arthur - estranged mother of the late Anna Nicole and all 'round pain in the ass - of course.
Larry, it must be said, is handling it well. Which is to say, laughing it off. "They can follow me to Chuck E. Cheese's and the toy store and the diaper store or wherever,” he said, insisting that he's not bothered.
He's handling it better than I would. Some tard coming after my baby, trying to prove me a bad parent, would feel the full force of my wrath. And it would be ugly. Which is why, I suppose, that it's a good thing that it's him that slept with Anna Nicole and took on all that baggage - and Virgie Arthur, I'd say, is nothing if not baggage - and not me.
