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Brad Pitt Is Furious!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Brad Pitt was not a happy daddy. According to reports, he was upset with Jimmy Kimmel. Lately, his lady love and the mother of his children, Angelina Jolie has been the butt of many jokes and has often been poked fun at because of her desire to "collect" third world orphans.

Usually the jokes are taken in stride and Brad knows that they're not meant to offend. But Brad allegedly believes that ABC late night host, Jimmy Kimmel crossed the line according to the National Enquirer.

Brad, who is normally pretty laid back and even participated in Jimmy's recent video "I'm f*cking Ben Affleck," felt that Kimmels crack about Angelina's unborn child went way overboard. Brad thought it was mean!

Columnist Mike Walker reports:

Jolie's publicist had just confirmed her pregnancy because the svelte star "ballooned up to 115 pounds (and) people began to speculate," Kimmel dead-panned: "…And, uh well, how great would it be if she put that baby up for adoption, right?...I mean, you know what? Brad and I were talking, between Maddox and Zahara and whoever the other ones are named, we decided to give this one to another unfortunate family!"

An insider said, "Brad happened to be watching the show and wasn't very happy when Jimmy talked about Angelina ballooning up to 115 pounds – but when he made the comments about putting the baby up for adoption, Brad felt he'd crossed the line… and was fuming."

Apparently Kimmel was "stunned" by Brad's angry rant and apologized immediately, assuring Brad it was just a joke and that he meant no harm. Brad calmed down and accepted the comedian's apology.

Look out - Brad's a protector of his baby mama and children!

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Desperate & Hot - Julianne Moore

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Red - no pun intended - hot Julianne Moore is a Desperate mama and... soon to be Housewife. The pretty actress is set to play a role on ABC's Desperate Housewives as Bree's sister. She's slated to appear in three episodes, including the season finale.

Production has resumed and the network is wanting to shake things up on Wisteria Lane, so they're adding new faces to their existing cast.

Can't go wrong with having two redheads - blondes might have more fun, but redheads definately spice things up...I should know. *Wink wink*

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Hasselbeck Baby On View

HerBadMother — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:36:00 GMT

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, fresh off of maternity leave, brought her new son to sit in as a guest host on her first day back at The View today.

Two-month old Taylor Thomas Hasselbeck (undeniably adorable, I have to admit) joined mom and co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd. "I thought I'd bring a little testosterone to the table today," said Hasselbeck. "He's huge," she gushed. "He's almost like 12 pounds, I think. He's just constantly on me. I call myself the Dairy Queen."

Nice. Like I needed to hear about the gushing mounds that are Elisabeth Hasselbeck's boobs. Isn't there some rule for Republicans that says that they're never allowed to talk about their body parts? There should be. Somebody get Ann Coulter on that one.

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Break Out the Champagne! Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns to The View

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:50:00 GMT

Apparently it's a very big deal that Elisabeth Hasselbeck is returning to The View on Monday after a two-month maternity leave. I'm not sure why since I've never watched the show, but I hear people are pretty excited about it; taking the day off of work to watch it, having 'Welcome Back Elisabeth' parties and inducing births so that they can say, "My baby was born on the day Elisabeth returned to The View!"

I'm totally making all of this up, of course. Who would induce birth for such a ridiculous event? It's not like when I did it, so that I could be back home in time to watch the American Idol finale.

Donny and Marie May Return to Television

Karen — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:03:00 GMT

Donny and Marie are in talks with networks who are interested in the pair, hot on the heels of their appearances on "Dancing With The Stars." The brother/sister duo are no strangers to television, having hosted the 1970s variety show "The Donny & Marie Show" and the late-'90s daytime talker "Donny & Marie."

Talks this time around include possibilities of hosting duties for reality series in primetime and a syndicated talk show for daytime, sources said.

I just hope it's as exciting as this, or THIS (Yeah baby!):

Felicity Huffman Wants a Few "Desperate" Kids to Die

Karen — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:04:00 GMT

When we last left Wisteria Lane, a cyclone had ripped through the tiny street and Lynette Scavo was huddled in a tub with neighbour Karen McCluskey after chasing a stupid cat. It was true Desperate Housewives ridiculousness, and fans of the show are waiting patiently while the next epidsode isn't set to air until after Christmas.

When Lynette emerged from the wreckage, the home that housed her husband and kids had fallen and she has no idea if her family is alive.

Actress Felicity Huffman, who plays Lynnette, hopes not, as she told USA Today that she would like "some of Lynette's kids to die."

"There's such anticipation that all of Lynette's family won't make it back." But "they're all lovely little actors."

Whit called it first: these Desperate Housewives need to get back to work and stop acting crazy!

Nudity, Adultery, Aging, Rumors and Politics: Desperate Housewives Need to go Back to Work

Whit Honea — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 02:25:00 GMT

What's up with the cast of Desperate Housewives? They get a couple of weeks off thanks to the writer's strike and they just go crazy. Maybe they really are desperate.

A naked Marcia Cross in all of her untrimmed glory was spread all over the internet.

Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria. Then he didn't. We're thinking he did.

Teri Hatcher got sued. Then she turned about 7 years younger than she looks.

Nicolette Sheridan isn't pregnant says Michael Bolton.

Not to be outdone, Felicity Huffman was fantastic on 30 Rock.

No Baby For Nicolette Sheridan

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:32:00 GMT

According to Nicolette Sheridan's man, Michael Bolton, she is not preggo with his baby. Bolton said they are more focused on planning their wedding than starting a family. I guess we'll see if she develops a "baby bump."

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Desperate & Dumb? Teri Hatcher Gets Sued

Sassy Smith — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Desperate Housewives star, Teri Hatcher is being sued.

Hatcher is being sued for $2.3 million dollars by a cosmetic company, Hydroderm, which claims she broke a contract by promoting a rival lip gloss. *Gasp* Who knew there was such nastiness between lip glosses?

Court documents released today, accuse the 43 year old actress of endorsing products of another firm, City Cosmetics, despite having a contract with Hydroderm since November 2005. Hydroderm claims that Hatcher posed for photos and talked up the rival company's products in interviews, specifically "praising a City Cosmetics lip gloss which competes with Hydroderm's own lip product."

Reps for Teri Hatcher refused to comment on the matter. Isn't that always the way? Guess they gotta decide which way to spin it!

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Just in Time For Christmas: Marie Osmond's Dancing With The Stars Dolls

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Here's a gift that will have your family and friends longing for the days when you gifted them with pet rocks and hideous appliquéd sweaters: Marie Osmond has just debuted her line of Dancing With the Stars dolls on QVC. QVC is, coincidentally, the birthplace of the hideous appliquéd sweater.

The collection consists of dolls dressed in the same costumes Osmond wore on the show —the Boogie Woogie doll, the Paso Doble doll, the Quickstep doll and the disastrous season finale, the Baby Doll. I wonder if any of the dolls pretend to faint.

[photo: People.com]

DANCING WITH THE STARS SPOILER: And The Winner is...

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:45:00 GMT

With Marie Osmond (hey - did you hear she faked her fainting spell?) and partner Jonathan Roberts eliminated early on, it was down to the final two couples: Melanie Brown and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy, and Helio Castroneves and his partner Julianne Hough. And the winner is...

...Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough!

You may now return to your normal lives.

Marie Osmond Faked Her Fainting Spell on Dancing With The Stars

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 00:10:00 GMT

TMZ is reporting that inside sources on the set of "Dancing With The Stars" reveal that Marie Osmond's fainting spell earlier this season was a fake. The on-set sources say that Osmond had a writer just off-camera who fed her lines as she "came to." Even more shocking than that fake collapse? The fact that she actually paid someone to write that drivel.

Osmond's performance on last night's "Dancing With the Stars" is being widely panned, and if you saw her Baby Doll From Hell routine you'll know why. It's doubtful she'll come out a winner on tonight's results show and if not, expect to see Marie ignore her off-camera writer and rush the judge's table to kick Bruno Tonioli's ass.

**UPDATE: Marie didn't win. Click here to see who did.

Dancing With The Stars-Mel B Gets Some Spice-y Lovin'

Sassy Smith — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:02:00 GMT

TV's Dancing With The Stars, saw Mel B doing a great job last night and she got some Spice-y lovin' from her group mates, The Spice Girls.

Scary Spice-Melanie Brown, had some fans cheering her on last night-Baby Spice, Emma Bunton, Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham and Ginger Spice, Gerri Halliwell. I know I had previously said I was hoping that Marie Osmond wins but her performance last night, was, um, lame to say the least. The whole "doll" outfit, was just plain weird. And she looked like a robot. I really think Mel is going to win this baby!

The show airs tonight on ABC at 9/8c, in a two hour finale and as a bonus, Celine Dion is performing. Oh yay.

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Dancing With The Stars Finale: Mel B One Of Three Celebs In The Running

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:33:00 GMT

Mel B, aka Scary Spice is on tonight's final of ABC's Dancing With The Stars. Joining Melanie Brown, are singer Marie Osmond and Brazilian race car driver, Helio Castroneves. Hope she has her best ballroom dancing shoes on this evening!

Mel's partner, professional dancer, Maksim Chmerkovskiy was asked if he thought voters made the right decision sending Jenny Garth home last week, and his response was, "I think Jenny was better than Marie Osmond. Frankly, I think there are a lot of other people better than Marie." Apparently, it's a view shared by many, as some feel Marie's gotten by on public sympathy rather than talent. I beg to differ, because she's my favourite to win, but to each his own.

Chmerkovskiy said of Melanie, "She's hands down the best dancer left...the most capable, most natural." Well, duh, what else is he going to say? Girl will cut him! She is doing a great job though, I'd have to agree with him on that point, but I'm still hoping Marie wins.

The results show airs Tuesday evening, with Celine Dion performing. What? Was Britney Spears not available? Oh snap!

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