FameCrawler : Anna Nicole

Dannielynn Is Way Too Cute!!

trix — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:26:00 GMT

Oh my goodness, we haven't seen this little one for a while and now twice in one week.

I don't know if we will be able to handle her cuteness.

I think Suri, Coco, Violet and Shiloh have some competition on their wee little hands.

Oh, just teasing. They will probably all grow up to be great friends, ready to torment us all with their beauty.

Happy Birthday Dannielynn

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Happy Birthday, DannieLynn!

Karl Erikson — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Anna Nicole Smith's little girl, DannieLynn is 2 years old and really sparkles on this week's Us magazine cover. Just beautiful. The magazine comes out on the newstands Friday and discusses Larry Birkhead and DannieLynn struggling to move on without Anna Nicole.

Happy birthday, DannieLynn. Good to see you.

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Creepy Daddy Larry Birkhead Buys Up Anna Nicole's Playboy Lingerie FOR Dannielynn

Karen — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:30:00 GMT

I couldn't help getting completely skeeved out by Larry Birkhead's latest parenting decision: to purchase $3000 worth of Anna Nicole's lingerie from a Playboy shoot, and claming he was doing so to have these "heirlooms" put away for Dannielynn.

Say again?

He wants to make sure his young daughter has something to remember her mother by.

Yes, really.

"I have a lot of history I have to put together that she doesn't really know about," Birkhead told The Associated Press. "Playboy was such a big part of Anna's career."

Yes, yes it was. Sigh. That kid has no shot at a normal life, does she?

Is Larry Birkhead, Like, Totally Gay?

HerBadMother — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:53:00 GMT

Perez Hilton thinks so. He's reporting that Anna Nicole Smith's former bodyguard has more or less confirmed it in an interview with Access Hollywood:

According to Big Moe, Anna told him that due to Birkhead's "lifestyle" there would be no strings attached. "What's his lifestyle?" Access Hollywod's reporter asked. "Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual," Big Moe said. "She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her."

I'd chalk this up to wishful thinking on Perez's part, but hey - he got the story from Access Hollywood, so.

Either way, who cares? He's not really a catch for either sex. Well, maybe for Perez (oooh, snap!)

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Larry's Love Note To Anna Nicole

HerBadMother — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 03:54:00 GMT

Larry Birkhead has posted a memorial - with a little message from him and Dannielynn - to Anna Nicole over at his website. It's basically a sweet little personal message and, um, the picture shown above.

I don't know. I mean, it's sweet and all to memorialize your dead former lover and mother of your child, but that picture? Just a tad creepy as a death memorial, and all the more so with a toddler's name signed to it.

I mean, couldn't he find a pic that was a little less drugged-up-Playboy-centerfold, and a little bit more, I don't know, wakeful mother?

I know; it's the height (depth) of crass meanness to criticize someone's memorial, but still. I'm a bit creeped out by it. Can't help it. Sorry.

RIP, Anna. RIP.

Larry's Website

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Let The Britney Vigils Begin

HerBadMother — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 01:51:00 GMT

And let them begin with Bobby Trendy, who is camped out in front of Cedars-Sinai, where Britney is under observation for drug-overdose/suicide-attempt/epic-flame-out.

Which, yes, is f***ed up. But isn't this whole mess f***ed up? It's almost - gasp - making me sad.

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Dannielynn Birkhead: Caption This

Karen — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

I can think of a few captions for this picture. You know how I feel about her media whore father. What say you?

Larry Birkhead Is Not Doing Himself Any Favors

BadKitty — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:03:00 GMT

Do lawyers have an equivalent of Don't Date Him, Girl? A place where you can post all the ugly truths about clients who make it impossible to do your job? If so, Larry Birkhead better watch out. Debra Opri is mad as a wet hen and she's telling everyone.

Actually, Debra doesn't need a special site, she has the rabid mob of paparazzi and bloggers (guilty as charged) reporting and repeating every syllable about Larry, Dannielynn, Anna Nicole and everyone's favorite creepy uncle Howard K. Stern.

Side note: how creepy do you have to be that Radio Howard Stern wouldn't want to be confused with you?

Back to Larry. While no one is going to mistake him for a rocket scientist, or you know, the night manager at Applebee's, is he really stupid enough to double cross his lawyer? The person who knows where the bodies are buried, perhaps literally? I guess we all know the answer to that question. Sigh.

Okay, pull up your front row seats for the ensuing bloodbath.

Source, story and photo: TMZ.com

Dannielynn Has Two Daddies? Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern are Allegedly a Secret Couple.

BadKitty — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:25:00 GMT

The latest chapter of the sadly sordid Anna Nicole story arrives with a modern twist. In her new book, Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death, former MSNBC reporter Rita Cosby alleges that Birkhead and Stern were the real couple and Anna Nicole their drugged pawn. According to Cosby, the pair manipulated Anna, the media and the public to achieve their nefarious, money-grubbing ends. Ooh, harsh.

Some of the stuff Cosby comes up with doesn't quite add up, like that Anna chose Birkhead to impregnate her because she had an obsession with Marilyn Monroe and he was blond and blue-eyed. Like Anna really understood recessive genes.

It also sounds like the book also talks a lot about oral sex, which is always good for business. The night before it went on sale, the book was already charting on Amazon's Hot New Releases in the biographies and memoirs category, one place ahead of Dog The Bounty Hunter's You Can Run But You Can't Hide.

Getting back to the oral sex, Cosby reports that there is a video proving the sexual relationship between Stern and Birkhead. Well, something tells me there was a lot of "creative" sex going on in the house of that former stripper. A little mix and match coupling probably wasn't a deal breaker for her -- it might even have been a good thing.

But some of the other details, like how controlling Stern was, and how the drugs were flowing freely in that house, are self-evident. Do a gut check on the story (leave out the gay part, which, ick that anyone would do Stern, but otherwise who cares?) about how they made a pact to split custody and control of the money...that strikes a sinister note of truth. The legal team at OK Magazine seems to think so. They just severed ties with Birkhead, canceling a photo shoot that was part of a $1.7 million deal.

I'm sure we'll hear more, and God Save My Eyes, we'll probably see more. (Really, I don't want to see Stern that way with anyone, male or female. Ever.) The NY Daily News just came out with a second leak from the book, this time alleging that Anna blamed Stern for killing her son Daniel. Yes, this story is just getting warmed up.

Does anyone care about Dannielynn in all this? Are we about to experience the Federline Effect with Virgie Arthur, Anna Nicole's harridan of a mother, where these guys are so bad that she winds up looking like the best choice? Oh, Happy First Birthday, poor, poor, rich girl Dannielynn.

Source: NY Daily News, Photo: Reuters

Larry Birkhead Reveals Superpowers

HerBadMother — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:04:00 GMT

We all know that most dads are superheroes, and so it shouldn't come as a surprise that Larry Birkhead - just having received full legal custody of his daughter by the late Anna Nicole Smith - is claiming paternal superpowers. He has, he says, "a supersonic sense of smell when it comes to diapers." Which is really useful for smelling things that travel faster than the speed of sound, like post-banana baby turds.

But Larry's "supersonic" sense of smell isn't the truly remarkable thing about Larry. No, the truly remarkable thing about Larry is that he has three hands: you can usually find him, he says, "with (one) hand on the baby, a hand on the cell phone, (and) a hand on the diaper." Three hands, people. Three hands.

Now we know why Anna Nicole liked him so much.

Happy Father's Day, Larry Birkhead! And, Watch Your Back!

HerBadMother — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:34:00 GMT

Rumor has it that Larry Birkhead, baby-daddy of Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn, is being followed by private investigators. Who's having him investigated? Why, the inimitable Virgie Arthur - estranged mother of the late Anna Nicole and all 'round pain in the ass - of course.

Larry, it must be said, is handling it well. Which is to say, laughing it off. "They can follow me to Chuck E. Cheese's and the toy store and the diaper store or wherever,” he said, insisting that he's not bothered.

He's handling it better than I would. Some tard coming after my baby, trying to prove me a bad parent, would feel the full force of my wrath. And it would be ugly. Which is why, I suppose, that it's a good thing that it's him that slept with Anna Nicole and took on all that baggage - and Virgie Arthur, I'd say, is nothing if not baggage - and not me.

Larry Birkhead: My Baby Momma Went to Heaven and All I Got Was This Killer Pad

BadKitty — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:06:00 GMT

Everyone was so afraid Larry Birkhead would fade away, quietly, into obscurity and we'd never get to see Dannilynn, the most wanted baby in the world, ever again.

Lucky for us, he brought her out for an interview on Fox New Channel with Greta Van Susteren that aired Monday night. Larry teared up, described feeling "mad, sad, glad" (anyone else thinking Dr. Seuss-style-book deal?) and closed with the shocker that maybe he "loved Anna too much."

The good news is that he has Dannielynn -- and that sweet house she inherited from Anna Nicole -- to console him. Greta was nice enough to post her photo essay of the interview with Larry, which gives you a feeling for the place. Seriously, check out that view! Look at the three decks! And a pool!

Yes, yes, I'm sure he loved Anna, and that he loves Dannielynn. I'm sure he'd trade the house in a second to have her back. But since he can't, a multi-million dollar piece of real estate... well, I'm just saying. Nice pad.

Photo credit: Fox News

Larry Birkhead Looking Forward to Lucrative Jack Nicholson Celebrity Impersonation Career

BadKitty — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 15:01:00 GMT

This picture is disturbing and oddly honest. Larry seems to be saying, "I know! Not a lick of talent, but somehow I'm everywhere! Just for knocking up this big dumb blond chick. You gotta love America! Did I mention that I'm rich now from all the Extra! appearance fees?"

What if Anna Nicole really thought he was Jack Nicholson the whole time they were together? Easy mistake, especially with all the drugs. I mean, look at those eyebrows and the smug, self-satisfied air.

Even stranger, what if he's really Jack's illegitimate son? Would Jack have a claim to baby Dannielynn's millions, too?