FameCrawler : Austin Nichols

Jake and Reese: Real Couple Or Really Good Scam?

HerBadMother — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:32:00 GMT

It's getting harder and harder to keep track of this stuff. First we hear that Jake Gyllenhaal and newly-divorced mother of two Reese Witherspoon are a couple, then we hear that they're not, then we hear that he's gay, then we hear that he's not, then we hear that Jake and Reese are a couple again, then we hear that it's all a publicity stunt for their movie Rendition and that maybe Jake's bearded in more ways than one.

I don't know. I kinda don't care anymore. I mean, Jake's equally hot and equally totally unattainable to me whether he's gay or straight, single or coupled, so it really makes no difference to me what he's getting up to. I just worry for Reese, is all. Single mom, freshly divorced - she's gotta be under a lot of pressure, so I think that she really needs a nice boy to hang out with. You know, go for milkshakes, walk on the beach holding hands, that kinda thing. And if Jake's that guy, great - but I gotta say, if this is just a publicity stunt (which, if it is, she's probably in on it, but whatever) or a cover-up for le grande affaire with Austin Nichols, well, then, that just sucks and I'll probably boycott Rendition, which I wasn't going to see anyway, but still. I'll be mad.

Sparks Between Jake And Reese: So That Adopting-Babies-With-Gay-Lover Story Was Just A Rumour?

HerBadMother — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:03:00 GMT

I'm so confused. A Toronto-based gossip columnist is reporting that the sparks were a-flyin' between Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon at the Toronto International Film Festival press conference for their film Rendition. But wasn't it just, like, last week that the Internet was buzzing over the story that Jake has been dating actor Austin Nichols for years and that the two are expecting a baby through a surrogate? And, also, that Jake and Austin had been busted for some backseat Californication with a little moo goo gai pan on the side? Gay, straight, straight, gay - I'm having trouble keeping track.

Whether Jake is gay or straight is his own business, of course. I just want to know whether I have shot with him (you know, in that alternate parallel universe where my husband happily agrees to embrace polyandry.) I can take Reese, I figure, but that Austin guy? Too hot. I wouldn't stand a chance.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Hot, Gay and a Baby on the Way

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 14:55:00 GMT

I wish I knew how to quit him. I'm all broke up about the talk that hottie-on-a-stick Jake Gyllenhaal, who has dodged rumors before that he is gay, has been dating actor Austin Nichols for years and the two are expecting a baby together through a surrogate. I'm trying to look on the bright side - at least now I know he didn't reject me because my boobs weren't big enough

Proof of this illicit love is an apparent arrest on record at the West Hollywood sheriff's station, where Gyllenhal and Nichols were brought after being caught in a compromising position in their SUV behind a Chinese restaurant on Sunset Boulevard

Hey - you call this proof? Since when is it gay for two men to spend time in their vehicle in an alley, naked, and giving each other back rubs after a heaping helping of moo goo gai pan? Jake, I'm still waiting for you.

FameCrawler : Austin Nichols

Jake and Reese: Real Couple Or Really Good Scam?

Sparks Between Jake And Reese: So That Adopting-Babies-With-Gay-Lover Story Was Just A *Rumour*?

Jake Gyllenhaal: Hot, Gay and a Baby on the Way

Sparks Between Jake And Reese: So That Adopting-Babies-With-Gay-Lover Story Was Just A Rumour?