FameCrawler : Beatrice McCartney

Best of FameCrawler: Week of November 21st

Whit Honea — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:00:00 GMT

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Travis Barker's Plane Crash: Crash Recordings Released

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Ireland Basinger-Baldwin Turns 22

Balthazar Getty and Rosetta- Back Together

Minnie Driver Is Eating to Get Slim

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Top Hollywood Tot: Miss Suri Cruise

Has Something Gone Wrong With Ashlee Simpson's Pregnancy?

Heather Mills Got Third Boob Job

What Real Estate Crisis? David Beckham's Trashed Childhood Home Selling for $1.5 Million

Heather Mills' Publicist Comes To Her Senses

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:05:00 GMT

Heather Mills alienated half the world when she got shared custody of daughter Beatrice and a crapload of money from Paul McCartney in their divorce and custody dispute. Now she's working on the other half: Michele Elyzabeth, Mills' U.S. rep, quit and has released a statement calling the activist "impossible."

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person,” Elyzabeth said in a statement released to the media.

“Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ‘stupid.’” Elyzabeth’s statement continued. “I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’”

(Note to Beatrice: Never try to tell mommy she's not God.)

Now apparently Elyzabeth is mad as hell and not going to take it any more. “I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more,” Elyzabeth wrote. “I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

Ouch.

Heather Mills: Rich, and Something That Rhymes With It

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:35:00 GMT

Maybe now she can put a down payment on a soul! A judge ruled on Monday that Paul McCartney must pay golddigging, ex-stripping ex-wife Heather Mills $48.6 million in their divorce settlement. Mills was awarded a lump sum of $33 million plus assets she currently holds valued at $15.6 million.

Mills immediately attempted to garner sympathy for herself and her new $48 million fortune. "Paul was offering a lot less than that, which you’ll see in the judgment, and very much last minute to put me and Beatrice sadly through this ... incredibly sad," she said after leaving the court.

As usual, Mills claims it was all for her charities, and daughter Beatrice, 3. “It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years,” she said. Of her decision to fire her lawyers, she said the fees “could easily go to charity.”

Yeah, right. Don't act like you're not going straight over to Bergdorf's to clean out their entire Louis Vuitton collection.

Heather Mills' Gold Digging Finally Pays Off

Heather Mills' Gold Digging Finally Pays Off

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:15:00 GMT

Heather Mills will reportedly get $108 million from Paul McCartney. Which just goes to show that if you use your claws to dig deep enough, eventually you'll strike gold. The former stripper and the former Beatle have settled their bitter divorce with Mills set to receive $40 million up front, with another $5 million a year until their four-year-old daughter Beatrice turns 18. The settlement includes a strict confidentiality agreement.

But poor Heather - the deal falls short of the $160 million she initially requested. I feel her pain - without that extra $52 million a year to spend on handbags and haircoloring I'd be lost.

Here Comes The Son: Stella McCartney Welcomes Her Third Child

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Paul McCartney Wants Full Custody of Daughter Beatrice

Sassy Smith — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Paul McCartney plans to push for full custody of his young daughter, Beatrice.

Sir Paul is worried that his ex, Heather Mills' recent tirades, will harm 4 year old Beatrice's well being. A friend of his, told the News of the World, "Paul fears Heather's lost the plot [her mind] and needs help. He's deeply worried."

McCartney and Mills have been in a divorce and custody dispute in recent months and it has since escalated after Heather's recent comments during a tv ~~meltdown~~ interview about "considering suicide" and Paul is very concerned and wants Beatrice with him. I certainly can't blame the man.

After a contentious, brief meeting on Friday, Sir Paul is losing hope that he and Mills can ever get along, even for the sake of their child. He knows that he must stand up to her and do what's best for Beatrice.

Photo source: Hong/AP

Sir Paul McCartney Worried That Mills' TV Tirades Will Harm Daughter, Beatrice

Sassy Smith — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Sir Paul McCartney's ex, Heather Mills has been running her mouth lately and Macca is worried about how this will affect their young daughter, Beatrice.

Friends of McCartney are supporting him and letting the public know that he is not the kind of person that Mills is making him out to be.

"People will see what he had to put up with. Paul has too much dignity to respond to her claims," The Sun quoted the pal, as saying.

"His biggest fear is that Heather's comments will harm Beatrice. What she has said is not healthy for anyone and in particular their daughter."

Macca's cousin, Kate Robbins, is not happy with the things that Mills has been saying in the media.

"I'm livid about what she has said. Paul adores Beatrice, he is a fabulous father," She said.

"Stella is a lovely person. She is kind, generous and absolutely peaceful."

Kate has also called Heather a liar for her statements about Macca not doing charitable work.

"She's a liar. If you knew how much he gives to different charities you would be gobsmacked," Robbins said.

Vanessa Lloyd Platt, a celebrity divorce lawyer, warned that Mills' public tirades, could possibly result in Mills losing custody of daughter, Beatrice.

"Paul's team could get psychologists and psychiatrists to look at her demeanor and ask, 'Is she able to look after Beatrice?'" Platt said.

"What harm has she potentially done to Beatrice? Those are the kind of questions the judge will be asking.

I'm sure Heather Mills will keep flappin' her gums, so it's probably just a matter of time before she could possibly lose custody of her daughter. We definately won't be shocked if that does happen.

Photo Source: NYMag.com

Sarah Ferguson Tells Heather Mills to Sh*t or Get Off the Pot, or Something Like That

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Brit Chick Fight! Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, has some harsh words for Heather Mills, estranged wife of Paul McCartney. Ferguson has been the target of unflattering coverage by the British press herself, but has no sympathy for Mills and her battle with the media. "... If you are on the public stage, it’s your public stage...if you don’t want to accept it, get off it.” You go, girl. Looks like those measly Weight Watchers meals have got you good and cranky.

Mills went on a weepy public tirade against the British press this week on talk shows here and in London. In them she accused McCartney's daughter Stella for the breakup of her marriage and pointed her finger at the media for driving her to consider suicide. She was just about to put the blame for global warming on Ringo Starr before they cut the raging chick's mike off.

Heather Mills is The Best Mom EVAH!

Karen — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:45:00 GMT

Heather Mills spent over $200,000 on her 4 year old daughter's birthday party. With 60 kids in attendance, that's over $3K per kid. Holy overkill. Apparently Snow White, Cinderella, and Tinkerbell were there to entertain the rascals, and if that weren't enough, there were trampolines, fountains, a cinema, and a bouncy castle. 4 year old Beatrice recieved a pony for her birthday. Oh that's not enough?

The evening brought a black tie event for 100 of Heather's friends and later, a $10,000 fireworks display. Mobile phones were confiscated to avoid leaked photos.

Estranged husband Paul McCartney came and went in 20 minutes, because he can't stand Heather's family.

"Some guests took home champagne and wine but it’s peanuts to her. She just wants to be popular.”

Well that's a slap to the face. All these years I thought all it took to be popular was trips behind the trailer with the neighbourhood boys. Dang.

Paul McCartney Likes Grand Slams

Whit Honea — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:09:00 GMT

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are acting like grownups. Finally. They are spending time with each other in a civil, non-litigious manner. What could tear down the wall of hate and deceit? A child of course. Specifically, Beatrice McCartney.

For example, the pictures illustrate the classic broken-home kid swap. I'm sure if this view were wider we'd see they were in a Denny's parking-lot, somewhere close to the freeway.

That's big of them.

Heather Mills Keeps Afloat

Whit Honea — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 23:01:00 GMT

It's a good thing that Heather Mills is getting a chunk of change from Sir Paul McCartney, because looking this crazy can't come cheap. She's seen here trying to coax her daughter Beatrice to jump into a large pool of what, I can only assume, is gin.

All Mills is missing from this ensemble is about 20 cats. Do cats like inner tubes?

Source: Celebrity Moms

Paul McCartney's Tug of War and Passing the Pipes of Peace with Heather Mills

Whit Honea — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:06:00 GMT

Paul McCartney, being a cool guy, is considering the idea of taking the incredibly terrible Heather Mills on a family holiday with him this summer. Normally I would scream at Paul to stop the insanity and run, devil, run. Hell, he could probably just walk and still get away from her cleanly. This time, however, I'm have to admit, it's the right thing to do. The reason I'm supporting his idea (of course he cares what I think) is because he's doing it for the only reason, their daughter, Beatrice. What better reason do you need than a 3-year-old?

I hope ~~Yoko~~ Mills appreciates it.

Maybe I'm Amazed: Paul McCartney and Heather Mills Make Nice For Beatrice

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 23:10:00 GMT

Paul McCartney and ~~gold-digge~~r former porn star ex-wife Heather Mills are going to be neighbors. Done with her Dancing With The Stars stint, Mills is said to be looking for a home a few miles from McCartney's estate in Peasmarsh, East Sussex. They are passing the olive branch for the sake of their three-year-old daughter, Beatrice. Nice.

The McCartney and Mills split has been an acrimonious one, with Mills accusing the ex-Beatle of physical and emotional abuse. Personally, I don't think she has a leg to stand on.

(Hey, admit it - you were dying to make the same crack.)

[photo: Richard Jennings / PN News / LFI; Retina]