FameCrawler : Becks

Victoria Beckham Wants More Earthquake Lessons

Josh loposer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:30:00 GMT

Moving to Los Angeles, Posh had a somewhat hazy understanding that the family would get caught in minor tremors every so often -- but after the earthquake last month that measured a 4.7 on the Richter scale, the danger seems a lot more clear and present.

That's why Posh has apparently booked another round of classes about earthquake preparedness.

“Victoria and the boys had a lesson in a simulator when they first moved to Los Angeles, but she didn’t realise the tremors would be so regular. She’s now asked David to come back from Italy and take another class with her.”

The Beckham family lives on top of the very active 47-mile long Newport-Inglewood Fault. After the scare last month, Posh wants to do everything she can to protect her three boys (Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, 6, and Cruz, 4) including moving the family out of LA.

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Posh: LA Is Home Sweet Home

Josh loposer — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:00:00 GMT

Despite reports that the Beckhams we're ready to pack up their junk and blow this popsicle stand, Victoria says they're staying Stateside because LA is "home."

Over the last few weeks, rumor had the Beckham clan making tracks to Milan, where they'd supposedly placed a bid on a historic Venetian palace. But according to Victoria, it's all a pack of lies.

“There’s no truth to that whatsoever. So many people have been coming up to me saying, ‘I hear you’re moving…’ but we’re not - we’re staying in LA. It has been great for David being in Milan, and we’ve all enjoyed spending time there - I’m going over there in a couple of days to see him. He’s coming back to the States in June, though - he has his first game in New York on the 16th of July, which he is very excited about.”

“You know, LA is our home and the boys are happy. We’re not looking for a house in Milan - I don’t know where that story came from. The last thing I want is another house!”

It's nice that the Posh and Becks are taking the boys' (Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, 6, and Cruz,4) feelings into consideration. My family moved around a lot when I was growing up, and though it was good for me, I hated it.

Rumors about the Beckhams leaving the US have been circulating pretty mcuh since they first arrived. Still, with a jet-setting couple like Posh and Becks, you have to assume that one of these days the rumors will be true.

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Wear It Like Beckham: Becks Is A Fashion Designer

Josh loposer — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:30:00 GMT

Somewhere between playing for two pro soccer clubs on two continents and keeping up with his three boys (Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, 6, and Cruz, 4) how does David Beckham managed to find time to develop and craft his design skillz?

Apparently, Adidas suggested that David team up with James Bond (not that James Bond), the guy who owns the Undefeated sneaker freak boutiques, to come up with a fall/winter lineup for Adidas.

The collection will be made up of American sportswear, with a healthy dose of leather, cashmere, and silk. The shoes -- what I'm most interested in -- will be throw backs to traditional Adidas styles.

Surprisingly, David will not be appearing in any of the advertising for the line -- or so they say. Does that mean he's actually designing some of it? I kind of imagined him just reviewing designs on his Blackberry and replying "looks good."

Does Adidas just wants his name to be connected with the line to help sales? Or do they really want his design input?

Maybe Becks will wear the line out in public or something. Weird.

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David Beckham's Victoria Tattoo Is Misspelled

Josh loposer — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:30:00 GMT

Ha ha! Becks can't read ancient Sanskrit! OK, neither can I ... but I'm not the one with his wife's misspelled name tattooed on my left arm.

That's right, somewhere down the line, the proper Sanskrit spelling of Victoria's name got lost in translation -- or actually, an "h" got added. According to scholars, Becks' ode to the wifey actually reads "Vihctoria."

There's no telling what other typos Becks is sporting. Maybe he should stick to English whenever he decides to immortalize the names of his boys -- Brooklyn, 10, Romeo, 6, and Cruz, 4 -- on his body somewhere.

America’s leading Hindu scholars are urging top tattoo artists to read up on their Sanskrit after noticing inked text on Rihanna and David Beckham’s skin is misspelled.

According to the experts, Beckham’s tattoo tribute to his wife Victoria is incorrect - as is one of Rihanna’s new spiritual etchings. Acclaimed Hindu statesman Raman Zed says, “We are all for the celebrity interest in Hinduism and our sacred texts, but celebrity tattoo artists worldwide really should undertake some basic training in ancient Sanskrit language and culture to get this right.”

Zed insists it must be embarrassing for the stars when they realize permanent marks on their skin are incorrect. He adds, “Rihanna has two Sanskrit prayer tattoos - her latest is misspelled. And David Beckham has his wife Victoria’s name in Devnagri script, which is commonly used to write Sanskrit, on his arm - its wrong! The tattoo on his left forearm misspells Victoria with an added ‘h’ - as in ‘Vihctoria’.”

But fortunately for stars like Jessica Alba, Tommy Lee and The X Files star Gillian Anderson, their prayer tattoos are all correct. Zed tells WENN, “I won’t tell you what they all mean - because I’m sure they’re very special to the individuals. We are delighted that so many celebrities choose to pay tribute to Hinduism with tattoos. We only ask that the tattoo artists take the trouble to get it right.”

This crap happens all the time with tattoos in foreign languages, that's why it's usually a good idea to avoid them. It's kinda like playing the telephone game, but permanently... with ink. And with your epidermis.

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Milan Rejects The Beckhams' Offer To Buy Historic Castle

Josh loposer — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:00:00 GMT

The Beckhams' hopes of finding suitable housing in Milan have been dashed, thanks to Milan's historically-minded city council. What a bunch of jerks!

Only the Beckhams could find their way into a predicament like this! According to reports the Beckhams want to stake their claim on a piece of Milan's most valuable real estate, which just so happens to be part of its rich history: the Sforzesco Castle. The word is that they've made an offer to the city council and been rejected.

Apparently, the couple planned to convert the popular tourist destination into a family home for Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz when they come to visit dad when he plays for Milan as part of his current timeshare contract with the LA Galaxy.

While it would be ridiculously cool to grow up in a Renaissance-era castle, Milan's city council apparently though it would be a little out of line for the couple to makeover the centuries old fortress. Not to mention, Posh and Becks deciding to buy one of Milan's top tourist sites comes off as a little bit egotistical. Does it not?

Guess they'll just have to keep roughing it in luxury hotels and such.

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Beckham Boys Practice Their Soccer Choke Holds

Josh loposer — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:30:00 GMT

The Beckham boys headed out to the park to play a friendly game of soccer in Milan Monday, when things apparently got a little heated. Looks like daddy's youngest soccer player Cruz is getting the yellow card.

As David and Victoria were out enjoying the sights and sounds of Milan, their boys had a field day with their bodyguards. After the two youngest -- 6-year-old Romeo and 4-year-old Cruz - got aggressive, their bodyguards almost had to protect them from each other. OK, maybe it was just a sucker move. Personally, I think Romeo might have been playing up the choke move for the refs.

The oldest son, Brooklyn, apparently already has some very impressive soccer skills. At all of 10 years old, he could probably whoop my ass up and down the field.

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Does David Beckham Have Too Many Tattoos? Posh Thinks So

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 18:53:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham, the posh one, isn't happy that her pin-up husband keeps getting tattoos. She thinks it's a problem.

I'm sure she could find plenty of volunteers for an intervention.

Apparently Becks has recently added on to his wearable canvas and it was against his wife's wishes. Says a source, "Victoria doesn't think David should have anymore tattoos and tried to stop him having another. She likes them but wants a bit of his skin to be left, but David went ahead with it anyway."

Busted. Or not. I think she'll get over it.

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Christmas Eve Eats With the Beckhams

Whit Honea — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 23:06:00 GMT

David and Victoria Beckham took the boys to their pal Gordon Ramsay's restaurant in London for a Christmas Eve Lunch.

I took my boys to my pal Ronald McDonald's place. I bet Gordon's meals don't come with a toy.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Another Baby on the Way(ish)

Whit Honea — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:13:00 GMT

Tom Cruise has made it official. There will be a sequel to Suri.

Tom says they are waiting for Katie to finish up her stint on Broadway before they get busy getting busy.

Insert your jokes here.

According to Cruise, "We have already heard she’s pregnant but it’s not true. But yes, we will have more children. I’m saying this, but Kate’s not here! She’s working and we’re enjoying this time right now. It’s very precious, we don’t get this time back.

"When Suri was born we shut everything down for months, just to be with Suri and the kids. But now I’m making movies and Kate is loving being on Broadway because it has been a dream of hers, so we are enjoying this time, too."

And then there are other marriages to consummate...

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The Beckham Family Circus

Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:55:00 GMT

The entire Beckham clan attended the Big Apple Circus in NYC. David and Victoria took the boys, Cruz, Romeo and Brooklyn and met up with Tom, Katie and the gang.

Posh stopped for a quick Starbucks on the way. Mm, Gingersnap Latte.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 8-01-08

Whit Honea — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:08:00 GMT

August? Are you kidding me?

Ben Harper and family (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Becks blogs (Beckham Groupie)

Gillian Anderson pregnant on the carpet (Celeb Tots)

Shauna Sand needs $$ (TMZ)

Katie Holmes smiles (Just Jared)

A Slice Of Life With Victoria Beckham

HerBadMother — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:30:00 GMT

I can just imagine this discussion:

"BOYS! WHERE ARE YOUR TROUSERS?!"

"But Mummy. You're not wearing trousers. We thought perhaps we needn't wear trousers, Mummy. It's so very hot."

"I'M WEARING A DRESS."

"Mummy? But it doesn't cover your bum, Mummy? Don't you need pants, Mummy?"

Answer us that, Vicki.

Celebrities That Should Never, Ever Spawn

HerBadMother — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Seriously. I don't think that the universe could handle any multiplication of this couple's genetic code. I mean, the combined measure of their total soul-sucking vapidity is already threatening to bust a black hole in the wafer-thin fabric of popular culture - can you imagine if they multiplied?

And yet Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt seem determined to keep threatening us with that very possibility. Engagement rumors, sex tape rumors, and now this: they're saying that they want to emulate one of Celebrityland's most fertile couples, the Beckhams. They say it's because of the couple's branding savvy, but we all know what that means. You think Posh and Becks stay in the headlines because of their talent? Please. They stay in the headlines because we're all waiting to see if Becks is going to sperminate her again.

Please, Speidi. DON'T DO IT. We cannot handle it. Make however many bad videos/bad songs/bad websites/bad reality shows as you want, but don't, DON'T, spawn.

kthxbai.

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Cruz Beckham - Rockin' The Tats And Pacifier

Sassy Smith — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:40:00 GMT

Nothing says cute more than three-year-old Cruz Beckham sporting numerous tattoos and a pacifier. Daddy David might be a hot soccer player but he's got nothin' on Cruz! And mom Victoria might be a fashion icon, but her little guy is still rockin' the cool.

Little Becks is following in dad's footsteps with tattoos covering his arms. Monkey see, monkey do right?

What a cutie pie and a fiesty little guy!

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Gordon Ramsay Needs Some F*@king Boundries

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:26:00 GMT

Foul-mouthed chef and Beckham chum Gordon Ramsay has some charming parenting skills. That, dear readers, is sarcasm.

Here's a sampling that we stole from our sister site Scanner when they weren't looking:

The foul-mouthed TV star says his 10-year-old daughter, Megan, was a fussy eater - but she eagerly eats vegetables because she thinks they will enhance her chest.

He says, "I say to Meg, 'You've got to eat your lettuce, otherwise your boobies aren't going to grow.'

"It works - she's eating whole heads of lettuce, saying, 'Dad, look!' "

10-years-old and already starting with the body issues. That's Ramsay style, start the scars early.

He also has an interesting take on his son's habit of cursing, and by interesting I mean total denial.

How the hell does K-Fed win 'Dad of the Year' when Ramsay is dropping nuggets like that? I demand a recount.

BTW, does that picture make anyone else want to go vegetarian?

David Looks At Cheerleader Butt, Victoria Puts A Stop To It

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:36:00 GMT

David Beckham like his Lakers games - and his Laker girl ass - it's been proven, twice! Victoria perhaps doesn't like that, so she's hanging on tight to her man.

Couple more pics after the jump!

Posh and David get lovey at the game. And I might mention those are some really green pants that Victoria is wearing. Hey, it's nice that they had a date night, sans kids.

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Victoria Beckham - "It's Over!"

David Beckham Likes The Tight Ends

Beckham and Bono To Scale Kilimanjaro For UNICEF

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:02:00 GMT

A persuasive Bono has convinced footballer David Beckham to step outside his comfort zone and climb Africa's highest peak, all in the name of charity.

According to a source, the climb would be something “outside of Becks’ normal comfort zone”, but the footballer is determined to make the climb up the 19,340ft snow-capped peak.

“He was a bit uncertain at first but he found out, like many celebrities before him, that Bono can be very persuasive,” The Sun quoted the source as saying.

“No date has been set as yet because David is very busy with his LA Galaxy commitments.

“There is also the insurance situation to iron out but he is absolutely set on doing it,” the source added.

Victoria Beckham Is UGLY Again!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 May 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Victoria aka Posh Beckham is Ugly! So Ugly in fact, that she's wanted again and maybe even a third time! And a fourth time! She may be Ugly for a very long time.

Video after the jump!

Beckham is set to return to the hit show Ugly Betty after she successfully wowed the bosses during her cameo role last year. Victoria played herself (stretch eh?) as a bridesmaid to Vanessa Williams' character as the betchy fashion boss, Wilhelmina Slater.

There's even rumors that Posh will be a regular guester on the show. A source told the Sydney Morning Herald, "The producers are delighted she will return. She is going to feature quite a bit."

Wonderful that Victoria can play herself. That must be hard! I bet her kids don't even recognize their mom playing herself on TV.

In case you missed it or are even slightly interested, enjoy the clips from her first appearance:

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David Beckham Likes The Tight Ends

Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 May 2008 11:04:00 GMT

David Beckham has once again proven he's a red-blooded male - he's been caught checking out the cheerleader ass (again) at a Lakers game. Can't really blame the man can you?

Staring at nice butt (cover your eyes Beckham son!) is as American as apple pie right? Or something like that. I'm sure Posh ~~wants to scratch his eyes out~~ doesn't care.

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Victoria Beckham - "It's Over!"

Sassy Smith — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Wow, who knew this was coming? I thought it was something that would last forever. What do her three sons think about the situation? Victoria Beckham, 34, wife of soccer star David Beckham, has just announced, that it's over....

....her singing career that is! I know, I'm a bad....anyway... The former Spice Girl is calling it quits - no more singing, no more music business.

Posh told GMTV, "I'm not going to sing anymore, I'm turning my mic off." She also denied the rumors that she's becoming a Pussycat Doll for shows in Vegas.

She said: "I heard about that. The thought of leaping around on stage in a bra top and knickers...no." Uh, seriously? Haven't we seen Beckham in questionable outfits?

So what's on Vic's to-do list now? Maybe she'll take up acting!

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Beckhams To Buy Neverland Ranch

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Well, now. This is creepy: Michael Jackson has reportedly offered to sell David and Victoria Beckham his Neverland Ranch.

Apparently, he's asked them for ten million dollars for it, which seems a bit much for the pervy playground of a suspected pedophile, but price is the least of the issues here. Why would anyone - let alone anyone with a family of young boys - want to live on a property that was a kiddy perv trap? THE MIND BOGGLES.

File this one under Rumors That I Very Much Hope Are Untrue Because I'd Like To Keep My Dinner Down.

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The Beckhams, All Costumed Up

HerBadMother — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:05:00 GMT

So, Posh and Becks hit the Costume Gala at the Met, and can I say? They look downright scary. Actually, correct that: she looks downright scary.

He looks pretty dapper, actually, all scrubbed up and in a tux. She, on the other hand, looks like a wax replica of herself - a wax replica with hip dysplasia and some weird see-through housecoat. Also, she looks orange, and about forty-five years old. Which is a good look for a fifty-year old Oompa Loompa channelling Miss Havesham, but for Victoria Beckham? Not so much.

And can I say? If she is pregnant, as is rumored, then it is the most CONCAVE pregnancy on human record. Just sayin'.

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Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

There have been rumors printed (mostly here) that the Beckhams and Cruises were no longer chums. That isn't the case. I know this because Oprah proved it. Oprah is like the Chuck Norris of the heart. She gives and shares and if you don't accept it with a smile she'll roundhouse your ass.

Here is the Beckham moment:

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TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:29:00 GMT

It finally happened. TomCruise.com is up and running along Gore's green information highway. It was only a matter of time. The surprise is that the site isn't for the popular Tom Cruise marijuana that all the kids are digging (the sick kids, it's medicinal). Nor is it hawking anti-depressants or selling Xenu readiness packages. That's right, folk(s), it's an official Tom Cruise site featuring nothing but everyone's favorite Maverick. Hell, it doesn't even mention his kids or any of his wives. It's all Tom, all the time.

Now that Tom Cruise knows how to work the internet it's only a matter of time before he's reading FameCrawler. Hi, Tom! I was only kidding about you and Beckham turning business time into business time. Look, we're friends, I'll start the link love. Visit TomCruise.com today. It's official!

[via The Superficial]

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David Beckham Applies the Pressure

Whit Honea — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:59:00 GMT

Apparently dads in the U.K. think that David Beckham is some sort of superdad, and frankly, they don't like it. Recent polls show that many dads in the U.K. are feeling more pressure to spend time with their families and the guy that they are looking to for inspiration is Becks.

Really?

Sure, David Beckham spends a lot of time with his kids and seems to be a pretty decent guy, but that doesn't elevate him to 'super' status. In America we just call that parenting. Pressure not required.

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FameCrawler : Becks

Victoria Beckham Wants More Earthquake Lessons

Posh: LA Is Home Sweet Home

Wear It Like Beckham: Becks Is A Fashion Designer

David Beckham's Victoria Tattoo Is Misspelled

Milan Rejects The Beckhams' Offer To Buy Historic Castle

Beckham Boys Practice Their Soccer Choke Holds

Does David Beckham Have Too Many Tattoos? Posh Thinks So

Christmas Eve Eats With the Beckhams

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes: Another Baby on the Way(ish)

Cruise'n Around the Christmas Tree

Photos: Suri & Daddy

The Beckham Family Circus

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-01-08

A Slice Of Life With Victoria Beckham

Celebrities That Should Never, Ever Spawn

Cruz Beckham - Rockin' The Tats And Pacifier

Gordon Ramsay Needs Some F*@king Boundries

David Looks At Cheerleader Butt, Victoria Puts A Stop To It

Beckham and Bono To Scale Kilimanjaro For UNICEF

Victoria Beckham Is UGLY Again!

David Beckham Likes The Tight Ends

Victoria Beckham - "It's Over!"

Beckhams To Buy Neverland Ranch

The Beckhams, All Costumed Up

Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Katie Holmes Vs. Victoria Beckham: The Poll

Tom Cruise Admits To Oprah That He's A Moron

TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

David Beckham Applies the Pressure