FameCrawler : Birkenstocks

Christina Aguilera Slips Into Christmas

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:23:00 GMT

Christina Aguilera looks all shades of Christmas in this tree-shaped green dress and red heels. She looks great. She looks festive. She looks like she's about to fall on her ass. At what point does one have to forgo the style of Louboutins and embrace the comfort of the Birkenstock?

She may as well be wearing ice skates. They're festive too.

Photo: Jezebel

Julianne Moore's Beautiful Family and Their Ugly Shoes

BadKitty — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:27:00 GMT

Julianne Moore has a gorgeous family, admittedly dressed down for normality on a hot summer day, but still, such skin on those kids! Unfortunately when your eyes travel down (A Scrolldown Fug, as the Fug Girls would say) you are burnt by their collection of seriously hideous shoes.

Let's start out with the pink Crocs on Liv. In isolation they could be okay because she is a kid and they match the wheels of her scooter. Dad, Bart Freundlich, is wearing mandels that make him look like he has giant, flat, hairy hobbit feet, but at least he's not wearing socks with them.

Moving right along, the dog is fine, Julianne has those Birkenstocks that are only okay for pregnant women, and her son Caleb has clearly stolen Ronald McDonald's alternate pair of giant clown shoes.

This family is crying out for help. Someone call Stacy and Clint from What Not To Wear!

Source: Celebs and Bubs

Naomi Watts Makes Hippie Look Hip, From The Ankles Down

HerBadMother — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:33:00 GMT

Those silver Birkenstock Papillon sandals that Naomi Watts is wearing here? I wore this exact sandal for the last three months of my pregnancy (my back and knees, I don't need to tell you, loved me for it). Two years ago.

I consider myself, then, vindicated - acquitted of the allegedly heinous fashion-crime that is Felony Wearing Of Birkenstock Sandals (acquittal on basis of celebrity style precedent after-the-fact).

(I would also feel, like, totally fashion-forward, but for the fact that, taken as a whole, this particular look - Birks and purple horizontal stripes and what look to be GWG shorts - went out about twenty years ago. 1987 is not a good year to revisit, Naomi. Hormones are no excuse.)