FameCrawler : Brad

WTF, Brad And Angie? Srsly.

HerBadMother — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 01:15:00 GMT

So I've been waiting for someone, anyone, to say something about this, but I'm just not seeing it anywhere and it needs to be said so here goes: why did Brad Pitt look so douchey at the Golden Globes the other night? And when did Angelina turn into, like, a total shrew?

Seriously.

Brad's a good looking guy. But he can't pull off the Van Dyke half-beard and aviator sunglasses without looking like some bar-crawling, cougar-hunting skeeze-bucket. Did no-one else notice this, when he turnedup at the Golden Globes looking like an extra from Night At The Roxbury? I liked him better in his stupid porkpie hats.

And Angelina. Would it kill her to smile once in a while? I mean, at least she didn't try to kill anybody with her laser death-ray stare - as she did to Anne Hathaway at the People's Choice Awards last week - but still. She's looking meaner than Madonna these days, and that's saying something.

I don't want to snark on the Jolie-Pitts, I really don't. They're among the brightest stars in the celebrity firmament, and are usually loads of fun to write about. But seriously, they're starting to bum me out.

Brad Pitt To Create His Own Country?

trix — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Ah, that Brad Pitt is such a joker.

He recently joked that because he and Angelina Jolie travel so much that they should create their own country. They consider themselves citizens of the world. I consider myself jealous.

They will soon have enough children to populate their own country. I think that must be their plan. They are going to have children all over the world and adopt form every where else so that they can have, the whole world in their hands.

Do you remember what he was like before he had kids? Before he was with Angelina? I can't quite recall. It's a time he can't remember, nor does he want to.

Jennifer and Brad-Dinner for Two

Brad Pitt Evacuated- Blaze Next Door

Angelina & Brad Exchange Angry Text Messages

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Spying on the Neighbors: 8-05-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:02:00 GMT

I need a beer.

Tori Spelling talks (Knocked Up Celebs)

Tom Cruise dances and curses (TomKatCrazy)

Katie Homes knows practice might make it better (Gossip Girls)

McCartney records love song for Mills? (Hot Momma Gossip)

Pictures of the Jolie-Pitt family- until they're forced to pull them (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Gwen Stefani is still pregnant (TMZ)

Words from Brad and Angie (Perez Hilton)

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-04-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:32:00 GMT

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Brad Pitt Seeks Pretty Woman

Whit Honea — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:57:00 GMT

Apparently Brad Pitt was a bit concerned about raising twins and whether or not it was different than say raising 4 kids. He did what all of us do in times of trouble, he turned to Julia Roberts.

According to a source, "Brad was all frantic about knowing if the rules for twins are different than raising or taking care of single babies. But Julia told him it's the same - only twice as hard."

Hey, I could have told him that and the only twins I know are in Minnisota.

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Angelina Looks Happy, Says Her Dad

Karen — Sat, 31 May 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Jon Voight, Angelina Jolie's dad has been keeping an eye on his little girl.

"She looks very happy now," Voight, 69, told People Thursday night. And "very heavy!" he added when asked what he thought of Jolie's pregnant pictures from the Cannes Film Festival. "She looks like she's having a couple of babies."

Jolie recently told press that her and her dad are working on building their relationship.

"We are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but to be there for each other as friends in the coming years," she said.

That's nice. I hope it all works out.

Pictures Of The Brangelina Compound

Karen — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:27:00 GMT

So THIS is where Angelina and Brad are going to settle down. Huh. Looks big. Aren't they afraid of losing the kids in this giant city they just bought? Or are they going to be like the Duggars and just keep having children until there are so many it's an entirely new culture of beautiful people who look after each other and make French Toast? That's IT! The rest of us aren't good enough to hang out with them so they're raising their own society. Brilliant. Given how much I hate people, I think it's a great idea.

Just LOOK at that place. I bet it's filled with French pastries. I hope they adopt me too. Us people haters have to stick together. No dumbass, it's NOT an oxymoron. Clearly you don't qualify.

Look at my people. LOOK AT MY PEOPLE!

Angelina Remembers Her Mother At Cannes

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:33:00 GMT

A pregnant Angelina told the press at Cannes that her latest performance was inspired by her late mother. Clint Eastwood and Angleina were being honored for "Changeling," a film based in 1920's Los Angeles, about a lost boy and a corrupt police department.

"I lost my mother a few months before the film and to me [this character is] very much like my mother," said Jolie at a press conference right after the film's world premiere. Her mother, actress Marcheline Bertrand, died in January of 2007.

"My mother was very passive in many ways and very, very sweet but when it came to her children she was a lion. Christine reminded me of my mom and it was a way to revisit my mother and spend time with her. So it was very nice and - in that way - very healing and interesting for me."

"When I first read it, I couldn't put it down and then I couldn't stop thinking about it," said Jolie. "But I didn't necessarily want to do it. I didn't want to experience what that felt like for months. When Clint was doing it, I knew that he would help me through it and that it wouldn't be too painful."

The Jolie-Pitt's Buy a $60 Million Dollar House

Karen — Mon, 26 May 2008 13:03:00 GMT

What do you get when you cross 1,000-acres of land, 35 bedrooms, a vineyard, a lake, a forest and moat? (Seriously, wait till you hear THIS!)

You get the new home of Angelina, Brad, Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and a couple of unborn Brangelina spawn. Good thing these twins should pull in $20 million!

"It's called Chateau Miraval in a village called Brignol, which is near from Aix-en-Provence," a source tells E! News. "And it's absolutely unbelievable.

"Brad and Angelina are thrilled, they love the place and have already been furniture shopping to fill the place as it's massive," the insider added. "They've already spent almost another million on furniture and the whole family can't wait to move in."

If the above laundry list of features wasn't enough for you, the estate also features a swimming pool, billiards room, indoor pool, his-and-hers gyms, sauna and jacuzzi and a huge banquet hall.

The bonus for the Jolie-Pitts? Except for the ponies and goats grazing in the nearby fields, "the house is surrounded by a forest so they'll have total privacy, which is exactly what they're after," the source tells E! "No one will ever be able to get pictures of them relaxing at home, it's just impossible."

I gotta hand it to them -- if they are doing this to protect their children from the paparazzi, kudos.

Twin Girls for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt!

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:35:00 GMT

Pax and Maddox need to enjoy every moment they have in the bathroom while they still can. They are about to double the number of sisters they have and life will never be the same.

Of course it will be better, but I'm serious about that bathroom thing.

Star Magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is fine after a scare and that she is getting ready to have two more daughters. "Brad can't wait — he absolutely adores little girls," says a source. "And Angelina just loves seeing him and the other kids so excited and happy."

We're kind of excited, too.

Brad Pitt is an Easy Rider

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:12:00 GMT

When I first saw this picture of Brad Pitt and his motorcycle I thought that the purse in the background was actually hanging from the handlebar. Doesn't that freaking figure, I thought. Not because there is anything wrong with a man owning a purse, or an English carry-all as the case may be, but, well, it would just figure. Wouldn't it?

Photo: Jezebel

Brad Pitt's In No State Of Play

HerBadMother — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Brad Pitt has dropped out of the movie State of Play, and could be facing a lawsuit.

Apparently, if Universal Pictures can't recast Brad's part by the time shooting is set to begin on November 29th, they will consider bringing a lawsuit against him. Word is that the producers fear that a failure to recast will prompt other members of the cast - which includes Edward Norton, Helen Mirren, Rachel McAdams, Jason Bateman and Robin Wright Penn - to withdraw and that this will put the project in jeopardy.

Brad reportedly dropped out of the project because of script concerns, which cannot be addressed because of the writers' strike.

Source: JustJared

Angelina Jolie Won't Be Giving Brad Pitt The Bird This Thanksgiving

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Looks like it'll be a down-home Thanksgiving for the globe-trotting Brangelina. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and their four children will be heading to Missouri to spend the holiday with Pitt's family. A friend of the couple says that they're eager to show their children, Maddox, 6; Pax, 3; Zahara, 2; and 1-year-old Shiloh the importance of nourishing family ties. “Brad thinks it’s just as important to have the kids be exposed to the values he saw growing up in Missouri as it is for them to travel around the world,”

But don't expect Angelina to be sweating in the kitchen cooking up the bird. "’I'm not much of a cook, so we'll see what happens," she said. “We all chip in, but I don’t think anybody in my family wants me to handle Thanksgiving dinner." Hey Angie - there's always the Butterball Hotline!

I don't think Brad cares that Angie won't be doing the cooking - something tells me he wasn't attracted to her because she looked hot in an apron serving up a casserole.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

The Jolie-Pitts Live On The Edge: Angelina Flashes Her Boobs; Brad Grabs Ass

HerBadMother — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:33:00 GMT

Brad really likes the tushy, doesn't he? Another fraction of an inch or so and that picture would not be suitable for children. Throw Angie's sheer top into the mix and you really ramp up the Public Display Of Sexiness. That shirt's pretty racy. If you look closely, you can see some of the fine details of what lies beneath...

Like the tag on her bra. She couldn't snip that tag? Nothing undermines the sleek sexiness of a black La Perla bra like a fat white tag that says Hand Wash Only.

And nothing undermines sexiness generally like a big fat wad of chewing gum stuck to the heel of one's Christian Louboutins.

It was just a bad night, I guess. Or maybe they were both stoned. Brad sure looks stoned. That would explain a lot.

Pregnant Celebrities: The List!

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 02:03:00 GMT

There must be something in the water. There sure are a lot of pregnancy rumors floating around. For instance:

Brooke Burke following up Heaven Rain with a new baby. She should name the kid Chocolate.
Keira Knightley dresses the part.
Are the hormones making Britney Spears crazy?
Angelina Jolie is rumored to be pregnant. She is definitely naked.
Jeri Ryan is expecting a girl.
Jessica Seinfeld is not pregnant, but if she was she'd sneak cauliflower into the breast milk.
Desperate housewife Nicollete Sheridan is having Michael Bolton's baby. That's the word on Wisteria.
Apparently J-Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting someone new on the block. CONFIRMED!
Jordan does two things- show her stuff and make babies.
Giada De Laurentiis has a bun in her oven.
Xtina's finally admitted the obvious.
~~Bob Dylan~~ Cate Blanchett is with #3.
Nicole Richie is smokin' hot.
Ellen DeGeneres isn't just crossing picket lines!
Katie Holmes- I'm guessing the marathon disproved this rumor.
Halle Berry is enjoying the fruits of her labor, but not as much as her husband.
Do we hear the sound of little Posh feet? The Beckham boys could use a sister!
Julianna Margulies and a shotgun.
Jessica Alba? Again?
Katharine McPhee married and expecting?

See? That's a lot, right?

Fever for the Flavor of Brad Pitt

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:27:00 GMT

Brad Pitt was riding in the backseat long before Thelma and Louise picked him up. Thanks to Just Jared for finding this old Pringles commercial featuring Pitt when he was just another pretty face.

Photo: WorldofWonder

Pregnant Angelina Jolie Nude and Exposed!

Whit Honea — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:54:00 GMT

Yes, the latest adaptation of Beowulf is animated, but it's done with the same type of computer stuff (technical term) that they used on The Polar Express, where the actor is hooked up to a ton of little sensor dohickeys and basically has their image transfered. More or less.

My point, those scenes of a nude Anglina Jolie may be a cartoon, but that is a nude Angelina Jolie you're seeing. Kind of.

She was also pregnant with Shiloh at the time, but the animators were able to work around the baby bump. What's the big deal- she's playing a mother.

Apparently the animation is so life-like that watching it made Jolie feel "exposed" and she felt the need to warn Brad Pitt about how real it appeared. I'm guessing Brad was cool with it.

If the idea of a nude Anglinea Jolie on screen, even an animated one, is too much for you just remember, she's a freaking monster. Literally. It that doesn't work seek therapy.

Photo (top): Gossip Girls

Photo (lower): a-lohman

The Great Pumpkin Post: Mira Sorvino and Family

Whit Honea — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:40:00 GMT

Mira Sorvino and her son Johnny spent some time in the pumpkin patch.

Are those the biggest pumpkins they had? They're bigger than the kid. I don't know that Mira could even lift those things. They've got to weigh more than her.

Hey, look, Daddy is there too! Who does Christopher Backus look like to you?

Great costume!

Photo (Top): Celebs and Bubs

Photo (Bottom): Celebrity Baby Scoop

Brangelina Under Fire: Globe-Trotting Is Bad Parenting, Says Expert

HerBadMother — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:03:00 GMT

So, let's say that you're a mega-rich, uber-fabulous, superstar family that jets around the world making movies and adopting children. Let's say that in that in a span of two years, you've lived in six different countries, and crossed the Atlantic more often than you've crossed a street in any one city. And let's say that although your eldest child is enrolled in school, he's only enrolled in any one school temporarily, and changes schools as often as you change households, which is pretty often.

If all of those things are true, then you're probably the Jolie-Pitt family, and one New York psychotherapist has some harsh words for you:

"(They're) not creating a stable environment outside the family unit," Manhattan-based psychotherapist/social worker Puja Hall told the New York Post. "Maddox is an adopted child, so he already has a sense of abandonment," she said. "Kids that constantly move are like army brats, in that very often they don't want to open up to people. They feel loss, and there is a problem with attachment."

"With the moves, the kids just don't invest in relationships, because they're going to lose them anyway," Hall said. "They think: 'Why bother? I'm not gonna stick around. We're gonna pick up and go, and the loss of friends is painful.' " She added that before Pax, 3, Zahara, 2, and Shiloh, 16 months, get any older, Angelina and Brad need to decide where to settle down. "It needs to be weighed," said Hall. "At some point, they will have to make some important choices so the kids can form those bonds and keep them."

I don't know. On the one hand, I see her point: kids who move around a lot don't have as much opportunity to form attachments. Sure, they have each other, and their no-doubt doting parents, but the lack of other stable, ongoing social relationships - with friends and playmates and teachers - must certainly be experienced as a loss, even if it's a loss of something that they've never known.

On the other hand: we're talking about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt here, people. They can buy their kids friends.

What do you think?

Save The World: Adopt Brad Pitt

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:32:00 GMT

(photo - JustJared.com)

Sharon Osbourne wants to adopt Brad Pitt. “I would adopt him any day," she said at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Benefit on Tuesday. "Forget the babies, I’ll have him. I’m such a dirty old cow.”

No word on how Angelina took this news, but I'm guessing that she'd be pretty laidback about the whole thing. What does she need Brad for? He just takes up space in that big family bed, and he probably nags her for sex all the time. There'd be more peace and quiet and room for more adoptees if he moved into Sharon Osbourne's house. And he could help Sharon take care of her little dogs, and Ozzy could probably use the company, too, now that Kelly and Jack are off doing their own thing. Sure, Sharon seems a little a pervy, but it's not like she's got knives and girls stashed in the bedroom closet. Brad can handle her.

It's kinda win-win, doncha think?

The Brad Pitt Seal Of Approval

HerBadMother — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:33:00 GMT

(photo credit - Seth Wenig/AP)

Mary-Louise Parker just adopted a daughter from Africa, and Brad Pitt approves. "She's a great mother," he says. "I think that (adoption) is a great idea!"

Of course he does. Adopting African children is hotter than driving a Prius or hanging with Al Gore. But I'm betting that he'd much prefer to get his own next child the traditional way. A guy can only save the world so much before he needs to get his rocks off.

Angelina Jolie: "I've Only Slept With Four Men In My Life!"

HerBadMother — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:03:00 GMT

Wow. That would make her, like, practically a virgin.

If it were true. Which, ha.

Let's do some counting. Angie cites Jonny Lee Miller, Billy Bob, Brad and some "nameless man" as her four. But if you factor in her own reports a few years back of casual sex with male friends and arranging hotel encounters with lovers so as to keep her sex life separate from her family life as a single mom, you gotta figure that the number is much, much higher than four. And I know that she's not counting those bisexual relationships, like the one with Jenny Shimura, but keeping those off of the tally kind of skews the result, don't you think? Oh yeah, I've only ever had sex with four different people - not counting the ones whose names I can't remember, and also not counting the half-dozen women that I went down on.

We believe you, Angie, we really do. Now, where's that bridge you wanted to sell us?

Brad Grabs Angie's Ass, Grunts 'Make More Babies'

HerBadMother — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Ass-grabbing has been, since the beginning of time, a tried and true courting ritual. What better way to say "I want to make babies" than to grab a fistful of your beloved's buttcheek and squeeze?

All of which is to say, I'm guessing that we can take the evidence of the above photographs to mean that Brad and Angie will acquire their next baby the traditional way. Unless, that is, butt-squeezing is actually Jolie-code for "let's adopt!", in which case Brad's gonna lose that gettin'-me-some happy face real quick.

(photo credit - JustJared)

Angelina Gives Up Kinky Sex, Sort Of

HerBadMother — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 21:04:00 GMT

Angelina has revealed that she has "given up lesbian and kinky romps after falling for Brad Pitt." You know, all that stuff with knives that she used to do?

Seems to me, though, that those skinny knees and elbows might qualify as 'knives' in certain Asian martial arts traditions. Sex with sharp-edged bony people - where you could get your groin sliced open at any thrust - has got to qualify as kinky. So I don't see what the news is here.

Maddox Jolie-Pitt Gets Mad Birthday Party

Whit Honea — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:56:00 GMT

Mr. Maddox Jolie-Pitt turned 6, and he had a birthday party that could have come straight from the pages of The Dangerous Book for Boys- playing army, riding dirt bikes, and a ridiculously long slip and slide. You know, ~~man~~ boy stuff. You can look at this picture and almost smell the farts. That's called bonding, ladies.

Click below for more photos of the party.

Good to see the crew having some fun. Nearly normal.

Photos: Pittwatch , Life & Style Weekly