Britney Spears Would Like an Apology From Maxim; In Other News, Still No Sign of Hell Freezing Over

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:25:00 GMT

So the story is that Britney Spears had no idea she was on Maxim's list of unsexiest women, and almost crashed a party that the magazine was hosting on Tuesday night at Opera nightclub. In order to avoid an awkward situation once Britney was inside the club, her friends informed her of her inclusion in the group that includes Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna, and the pop star was shocked that such a list even existed. I hear she threatened to send in her parenting coach to kick the editor's ass, but when that didn't work she decided to demand an apology from Maxim instead.

Seeing as the mean-spirited list was meant to incite and was obviously written by a bunch of ugly lonely men with small penises, I don't see any apologies, private or public coming Britney's way. I think her best bet is to stop trying to crash parties and concentrate on her mothering skills. Otherwise, she'll definitely be in the running to make another list: Worst Parent of 2007. Move over Alec Baldwin!

[photo: People.com]

Maxim Unveils "Unsexiest Women" List: Sarah Jessica Parker Leads Madonna And Britney In Fug

HerBadMother — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Maxim Magazine has just named Sarah Jessica Parker as the Unsexiest Woman Alive, and they weren't exactly, um, nice about it:

"How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with 'sex' in the title?" they said. "Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we´d rather ride Chris Noth."

Ouch, ouch, ouch. That's mean. Though, truth be told, I've never understood why people think she's hot. I don't think she's fug - "Barbaro-faced" is way harsh - but I certainly don't see oodles of sex appeal there. Ferris Bueller could have done better, I think. What ever happened to Sloane? She was hot.

Moms, sadly, were over-represented on Maxim's top five Unsexiest Women list: Madonna clocked in at number four ("with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull") and Britney rounded out the top five in fifth place ("less than five years ago, Britney had a python wrapped around her well-toned torso onstage at the VMAs. Since then, she´s lost the ability to perform, but gained two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds of Funyun pudge.") Amy Winehouse (they've got a point here; she needs detox and a good scrub-down) and Sandra Oh (I protest!) came in at numbers two and three.

Too mean, I think, even for me. What do you think?

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Britney Spears Would Like an Apology From Maxim; In Other News, Still No Sign of Hell Freezing Over

Maxim Unveils "Unsexiest Women" List: Sarah Jessica Parker Leads Madonna And Britney In Fug