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Twitter Embarrassment: Demi Moore's Kids Tell Her To "Grow Up"

Sassy Smith — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 13:06:00 GMT

Demi Moore's daughters - Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah Belle, 15 - are so over her and stepfather Ashton Kutcher's online antics! The girls are "mortified" by their behavior and a recent photo of Demi's bikini'd butt being plastered on Twitter.

Kutcher, who married Moore in 2005, recently posted a picture (shown above) on Twitter, of her, bending over in a white bikini, writing, "watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!" Adding, "Shhh! Don't tell wifey" and his stepdaughters were none too happy.

A source said, "Seeing their mom and stepdad act like teenagers makes the girls cringe! They think their online exchanges are embarrassing and uncool.

"The girls freaked out when they saw Demi's butt in the air. They sat Demi and Ashton down and told them they needed to curb their immature behavior.

"Demi said it was just innocent fun, but Rumer shook her head in frustration and said, 'Grow up, Mom!'"

Rumer admits her mother and stepfather's Twitter use is "mind-blowing." She said, "They do it all the time and it kind of blows my mind."

And, being a mother of four (two who are now grown) myself, I'm betting Rumer's "mind-blowing" comment is not a compliment to her mom and stepdad.

Demi and Ashton - keep butt pictures off the Internet! Your kids will thank you.

Would you be mortified if your partner posted your ass photo (providing you have such a picture) online? Would your children be embarrassed? I can safely say mine would be!

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David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why He Finally Wed (VIDEO)

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:05:00 GMT

After 23 years of dating, David Letterman finally married his girlfriend Regina Lasko. On his show Tuesday, the talk show host and longtime bachelor used his "Late Show Top 10 List" to reveal his reasons for getting married.

David Letterman's 'Top 10 Reason's I Got Married'

10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I'm gonna catch Larry King, I'd better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty's, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you're my age and look like I do, if someone says they'll marry you, you do it.
5. Don't have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.

And the Number 1 Reason I Got Married:

1. Figured at the least we'd get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.

Dave didn't mention tying the knot for the sake of the couple's 5-year-old son Harry, but I'm sure that was a big part of it. Maybe he was finally pressured into it by Julia Roberts, who threw the usually-unflappable host off-guard when she put him on the spot during an appearance on his show a few years ago. "Have you got married yet to Harry's mom (Regina Lasko)?" Roberts asked. Once Letterman regained his composure he joked: "The paperwork is still at the courthouse. … It'll happen when a day opens up on the calendar."

David Letterman & Regina Lasko Wedding Details

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David Letterman and Regina Lasko are Married! (PHOTO)

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:15:00 GMT

No. 1 on the Top Ten reasons to celebrate today: David Letterman tied the knot with longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko! Us magazine is reporting that the couple wed in a courthouse ceremony near their ranch in Montana on Thursday, and that Letterman announced it at the Monday taping of his CBS Late Show.

"It was about 20 minutes into the show, before the 'Top 10' list," a source says. According to an audience member at the taping Letterman announced, "I hear Bruce Willis got married this weekend. There's another wedding I'd like to mention. We got married in Montana. Went to the Justice of the Peace."

Letterman said that he, Lasko and their five-year-old son, Harry, got stuck in the mud in their truck on the way to the ceremony; he had to leave his family to return to their house to pick up the car. The talk show host joked that he was worried he would be late to his own wedding.

As for the reason it took 10 years to wed Lasko? "We wanted to get the prenup just right," Letterman joked.

In 2007, the talk show host told Oprah Winfrey that his son has made a "huge difference" in his life - wonder if little Harry had something to do with pushing mom and dad to make it legal?

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Bruce Willis Is Off the Market

trix — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:04:00 GMT

What did you do this weekend? I didn't get invited to Bruce Willis' wedding, did you? I didn't think so.

For the lucky few that did get invited, it was a tropical getaway. The ceremony took place on Parrot Cay, in Turks and Caicos. I guess Bruce owns a home there, lucky duck.

Of course Demi and Ashton attended the wedding as well as the girls, Rumer, Scout and Tahllula.

Bruce's bride Emma Heming is a knockout, good job Bruce, I hope you have better luck with this marriage.

I do have to say, Bruce looks pretty good in this picture.

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Demi and Ashton Have No Parental Dreams

trix — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:31:00 GMT

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are taking to the internet to explain some things.

Whether it be Ashton's rant about his neighbors construction or the story that the couple is planning to adopt.

Demi is insisting that there is no truth to the rumor. She even took to her Twitter blog to tell us all, "Don't ever believe what you read there."

The story in the Enquirer printed a quote from a source that said Demi and Ashton, "Always resisted adoption because they wanted a baby of their own but now everything has changed... after all the disappointments and the IVF treatments, everyone is really excited that they are making their dream come true. It's a win-win situation."

Demi says nope, there is no truth to the rumor at all. She has her kids and isn't planning to adopt, end of story. I guess we can all get back to our lives now.

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A Baby For Demi and Ashton!

Karl Erikson — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:40:00 GMT

Looks like Demi Moore and her boy toy husband Ashton Kutcher are going to have a baby this summer, though not from Demi getting pregnant. The National Enquirer says that the couple are going to adopt a baby boy. A pregnancy just isn't possible for the couple thus far, even with fertility treatments.

Reportedly, Demi and Ashton want to adopt because of President Obama's recent "call to service" speech. Geez, was Barack asking me to have more kids? I totally misunderstood what he was saying.

From the National Enquirer:

"Demi and Ashton are believed to be going through a private adoption agency and hope to be parents by the summer. It’s a well-deserved triumph for the couple who suffered through failed attempts at in vitro fertilization. 'Both Ashton and Demi finally came to terms with the reality that (childbirth) is just not going to happen for them,' an insider told The Enquirer. They had always resisted adoption because they wanted a baby of their own, but now everything has changed."

"It hit them that in this new period of hope and change, one of the best things they could do for a child - and for themselves - is to adopt a baby."

Demi already has three daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis, and has said in the past that she wants a boy to "balance out the estrogen" in the family. Looks like she'll get her wish soon.

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Playboy Pinup Shauna Sand Lets It All Hang Out

Sassy Smith — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:07:00 GMT

One of our favorite celebrity trainwreck mommies, former Playboy Bunny Shauna Sand is busting out of her bikini (as usual!). And honestly, if you look closely at her "bikini" it looks more like a bra and panty set. But that's Shauna - classy and modest.

More class after the jump!

Shauna and her flavor of the month were relaxing beachside in Miami on Friday. Let's hope she doesn't trip in the sand with those stripper shoes on.

You know what I also hope? I hope Shauna's three daughters have an aunt, an older cousin, a grandmother, a neighbor, hell, the mailman - someone who can give them a better sense of fashion than their mother gives.

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Demi Moore Wants More Children

Karl Erikson — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Demi Moore, still hot at 46, says she wants more children. She and Ashton Kutcher, 13, are currently trying. Demi is mom to daughters Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah Belle, 14, with her ex-husband Bruce Willis, 52. But she really wants a baby with husband Ashton.

"We’d be delighted if it happened," she says. "We are doing lots of practicing. And you can’t complain about practicing with him!'

Demi and Bruce divorced 8 years ago and says it wasn't an easy process for Ashton to get accepted into her family. "It took effort and a lot of giving on my part and Bruce’s part. And really, tremendously on Ashton’s part. Coming into my life, Ashton just wasn’t meeting somebody that had baggage. I had trunks!"

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Three's Company: Heather Locklear, Richie Sambora, Jack Wagner Will Spend Thanksgiving Together

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Heather Locklear, boyfriend Jack Wagner and ex-husband Richie Sambora will all spend Thanksgiving together. Who do they think they are, Bruce, Ashton and Demi? A friend of Locklear's tells People magazine, "Richie and Heather are spending Thanksgiving together with [daughter] Ava. Jack [Wagner] and a few good friends will also be having dinner with them."

I think this proves how celebrities are just so much more evolved than us mortals, because I could never spend a holiday with a current flame and an ex hanging around. I don't care if they're the guitarist for Bon Jovi, or played Frisco Jones on General Hospital, it's just a little weird. Oh, I know it's for the sake of Locklear and Sambora's 11-year-old daughter, Ava, but still. Maybe Jack should try and make this less awkward by just stopping by, dropping off a pie and then heading over to Ashton and Demi's for dinner.

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Fashion: Shauna Sand Ditches Her Stripper Shoes

Sassy Smith — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:03:00 GMT

Shauna Sand normally wears clothing that is extremely inappropriate and of course she's never without her Lucite heels or as I like to call them, her stripper shoes (no offense to strippers). Well, miracles do happen people, because she ditched the tacky shoes and actually wore a normal looking outfit! Her jeans are cute and although I'm not crazy about her shirt, it's a big improvement, big.

More pics after the jump!

Shauna treated her daughters to lunch at the Ivy in Beverly Hills on Monday afternoon. Maybe her girls have been begging their mom not to embarrass them with her streetwalker fashion and she's taken their advice! Let's hope this look continues! Now, if only she could walk away from the orange self-tanner look. But baby steps, baby steps.

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Shauna Sand Wearing Lingerie IN PUBLIC (Video)

Sassy Smith — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:04:00 GMT

Hey, I'm all for moms getting out and letting loose, but by loose, I don't mean 'looking like a trashy hooker.' Shauna Sand says she only goes out when her ex husband Lorenzo Lamas has their three daughters, but on this particular night, she "needed" to get out for a bit. She put on her best bra and panties (as her outfit) and some sort of see-through, super sheer (why bother with it?) shirt/dress and asked her neighbour to come over and watch her girls while she went out and made an ass (no pun) out of herself.

Photo & Video after the jump!

I don't even know what to say. She's a trainwreck and the troll living under the bridge has more class than this chick. I seriously feel sorry for her daughters.

When the pap asks her if her daughters like the way she dresses, she answers, "ya." Although she says she doesn't pick her kids up at school dressed like that. Oh good. I'm rolling my eyes. HARD. Video HERE.

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Karl Erikson — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:37:00 GMT

Amanda Peet and her daughter Frances Pen are here playing on the playground in Beverly Hills. Peet, 36, met husband David Benioff on a blind date in New York City a couple of years ago. France, 18 months, was born last year.

Peet starred in the great-but-canceled "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip," but I think her best otal role was in the WB's show "Jack and Jill."

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45 Year Old Demi Moore Is Pregnant?!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:08:00 GMT

Wow - is Demi Moore pregnant? The 45-year-old actress was spotted leaving a Santa Monica medical building that has several obstetrician and pediatrician offices - which, uh, could mean yes!!

Demi and youngest daughter Tallulah were seen leaving the building and Tallulah acted as a possible baby bump blocker (try saying that 5 times really fast). And that's not all - Demi won't be acting for a while - she's reportedly set to direct for Glamour mag's 4th annual Reel Moments series. See? She'll be sporting a bump, so she'll be behind the camera, not in front of it. Proof! (Okay maybe not proof - why do you ruin my fun?)

Also, both Demi and husband Ashton Kutcher, 28, have made no secret that they'd like to have a child together. Demi spoke with Vanity Fair recently, and asked whether she would like a baby with Ashton, she said, "Most definitely."

Oh well, that's proof right there! Ha.

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Shauna Sand - Stripper On The Beach - Photos

Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 11:06:00 GMT

Sure, it's perfectly acceptable for women (even women who are moms!) to sport a bikini while on the beach. However, Shauna Sand still manages to look completely trashy while wearing a two-piece - perhaps it's the Lucite hooker/stripper shoes that she's sporting? Her daughter is adorable and I pray that she (and her two sisters) have another female (oh hell, male for that matter) family member who they can get fashion advice from. I'm afraid their mother is in no position to do so.

More photos after the jump!

Enjoy the photos - uh, I think?

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When Your Mom Dresses Like A Tramp

Sassy Smith — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:03:00 GMT

Her poor daughters. I hope they have an auntie or family friend that they can turn to for fashion advice because clearly, they won't get much from their mother - at least not any good fashion advice. Shauna Sand was spotted out, getting her nails done - yes in that outfit - and then later made an appearance outside of Foxtail in West Hollywood. I have no idea what she was doing there but perhaps the corner of Main Street was taken.

More classiness after the jump (slighty NSFW)!

For serious, why does she dress like this IN.PUBLIC.? And whhhaaaat is she doing in those photos? Taking off her bottoms? Ya, because clearly SHE'S WEARING TOO MANY CLOTHES. I have no more words....what else is there to say?

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Shauna Sand - Bikini'd Mama!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Shauna Sand, 36, is one of the classiest moms around! Wait - I think I'm confusing her with Pammie Anderson. Anyway, she was strutting her stuff at a Miami pool - her bikini looks small. Doesn't it? And wow, that's a big...uh, hat.

More pics after the jump!

Shauna has three daughters that she'll someday be passing her clothes down to. Fantastic! Love her ~~hooker~~ shoes.

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What Does Shauna Sand Know About Reality?

Whit Honea — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:09:00 GMT

It's hard to believe that Shauna Sand is really the mother to these three girls. Actually, the hard part is just believing that Shauna Sand is real. She looks like something Gary and Wyatt would create in the bedroom.

To Sand's credit, her girls look like normal kids and not at all hootchied up, which to be honest, is refreshing and surprising. What's not surprising is that there may be a reality show in the works about Shauna and her life. It would supposedly focus on Sand and her on again/off again husband and their tale of falling back in love, or as we used to call it, sex.

It doesn't sound like the kids would be a big part of the show, which I'm sure is a big relief to Denise Richards.

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What Every PTA Mom Should Look Like - Stripper Shoes & All

Sassy Smith — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:41:00 GMT

I've mentioned before that every mom should dress like Shauna Sand. PTA meetings would never be the same! I bet more dads would join school committees and become super active at the school. Now I'm assuming Shauna is on the PTA - I could be wrong. She however, totally seems like the type to be involved with her daughters' school. Sand, her husband and daughters were spotted out, shopping and posing on the street.

More photos after the jump!

Shauna went for a more classic black ~~stripper~~ shoe as opposed to her regular 'crystal' lucite shoes. The black dress is totally appropriate for street walking. Good choice Shauna! Her daughters are adorable and I hope they learn their makeup techniques from someone other than their mother. Just sayin'.

Seriously though, if Shauna Sand gets a reality show, I'm totally watching.

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Demi Moore - Pregnant Bloat or Bad Dress?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Demi Moore, 45, and Ashton Kutcher, 30, recently attended the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball and usually Demi looks good in whatever she's wearing. However, the blue, satin dress she chose does nothing to flatter her figure - unless - you guessed it - she's pregnant!? Really? Could the wee bit of poofiness in the front be a baby bump? Or is it, unfortunately the damn pleats that are creating that illusion? Demi and Ashton have always wanted kids together - maybe this is it?

Couple more photos after the jump!

Someone please tell Ashton that his "beard" does absolutely nothing for him. He looks like a caveman in a suit. S.H.A.V.E.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 May 2008 16:40:00 GMT

Shauna Sand is a vision of how a mom should dress. I mean PTA meetings would be more fun if all moms showed up in hot pink leopard mini dresses and hooker shoes. Oh wait - Shauna wasn't at a school function. Surprise!

She was at a nightclub Saturday night - Foxtail - which I think is a very appropriate establishment for Sand to visit. Hey all moms need to ~~trash it up~~ get out and have some fun right?

It's nice that Shauna treats herself once in awhile.

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Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher's Adoption Plans!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have always wanted children together and now that dream just might be coming true.

Ashton has revealed that he's been considering adoption for quite some time and hope's to expand his family. He's reportedly always dreamed of taking in an orphaned child.

The 30-year-old actor said, "I have thought about adopting a kid my whole life. When I was eight I had a friend called Terry and one day he told me he was adopted.

"He said his parents told him there was a more special bond between them because they picked him. I thought that was pretty profound and I would be open to the idea."

Kutcher is step-dad to Demi's girls (dad is Bruce Willis) Rumer, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah, 14.

Maybe the celebu-couple will make that wish come true very soon!

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HerBadMother — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:15:00 GMT

Apparently, Demi Moore and Ashton Ktucher just had the 'sex talk' with Moore's girls. Which, I dunno, just seems kinda creepy. I mean, aren't two of those kids, like, in their late teens? And isn't Rumer running with the no-panties crowd? Isn't it a bit late for the sex talk? And isn't it a bit creepy for that talk to come from ASHTON KUTCHER?

Kutcher told Elle Magazine:

“I knew that one of the girls had had sex and hadn’t really talked to us about it, so I wanted to create an open forum for her. So over Christmas last year, we had a conversation about sex—-all of us except Tallulah, the youngest...and one boyfriend was there."

An open forum sex talk with Ashton Kutcher? Did he have copies of Our Bodies, Our Selves on hand? An overhead projector with an image of the fallopian tubes? In which case, AWESOME, but also sixteen trillion kinds of disturbing.

How much do you want to bet that that poor boyfriend thought he was being punk'd?

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Whit Honea — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:34:00 GMT

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Demi Moore and Her Loving Family

Karen — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Harper's Bazaar recently interviewed Demi Moore and her daughters, Rumer, 19, Scout 16, and Tallulah, 14, and husband Ashton Kutcher, 30. All of them speak about life together.

It seems as though that fictional conversation I once wrote isn't even close to how things are with Demi, Ashton, Bruce and the girls. Bruce and Demi are supportive of their kids and that means time together, in a civil, loving way. Ashton coming into the picture was a natural transition for him.

Demi on being married to a younger man: People made such a fuss about it, you would have thought the world had never seen it before. Age wasn't what I was thinking about, but to the rest of the world it was a very big deal.

Demi on how Ashton felt about entering a ready-made family: He initiated the discussion. He jumped in and said, "I want you to know that I don't take coming into children's lives lightly." That was within the first couple of weeks of our relationship, before he had met the girls. They are my priority, and I've always been sensitive to their feelings, but as the parent you can't allow your children to dictate what's right for you.

Demi on being co-operative with Bruce Willis (the girls' father): My daughters are a big part of what drove me to want to have a close relationship with Bruce. One of the most healing things for Bruce was seeing me meet someone who has brought me so much happiness. And I so much want the same for him. We get so much from being able to share holidays and spend time with all of us together. The kids don't have to choose. They're getting double the support, double the love, double the encouragement.

Ashton on his attraction to Demi: I was attracted to the way she loved and cared for other people, and I said, "I want me some of that." What captivates me most is how hard she works on herself. She is constantly striving to be a more giving and sharing person.

Ashton on Demi's daughters: I am eternally grateful for having them in my life. That makes me want to cry and hug them and cry a little bit more.

Rumer on Ashton: Ashton is a mentor. I look up to him and try to emulate the way he lives. I had a poster of Ashton when my mom and he met, so I can appreciate the fact that he is a handsome man, but he is my stepdad, and he has given me a healthy perspective on relationships.

Tallulah on Ashton: I was in fourth grade[when they started dating], so it didn't hit me as much as it did Scout and Rumer. But it still hit me a little, and it still does now. I find it weird that people think my stepdad is hot.

Read the full interview here.

Playmate Shauna Sand Is Real!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Big boobed, blonde bombshell, pouty lipped Shauna Sand is real. No fakeness whatsoever. TMZ camera's caught her coming out of plastic surgeon's office a few days ago. She didn't seem thrilled about being seen.

Video link after the jump

Shauna told the paps she had "nerve block" but didn't elaborate. Maybe she was applying for a job there? I mean seriously, she doesn't seem the type to get "work" done. She was of course, dressed very stylish.

Video HERE

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