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SNL Weekend Update: Angelina Vs Madonna Adoption Face-Off (VIDEO)

Sassy Smith — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:02:00 GMT

Angelina Jolie and Madonna - celebrity moms who have adopted from other countries, although one has had better luck than the other. Angie has adopted 3 children, one each from Cambodia, Vietnam and Ethiopia, and Madonna has son David from Malawi - the 50-year-old pop star was recently denied adopting a second child from there. On SNL's Weekend Update, the two celebs had a baby adoption face-off.

Video after the jump!

Obviously, not the real Madonna and Angelina Jolie...

Madonna - played by Kristen Wiig - said, "I love babies, but I especially love getting babies from crazy places."

Angelina - played by Amy Elliot - challenges the Material Girl as to who has babies from more exotic places.

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Karl Erikson — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:36:00 GMT

Looks like Madonna's hopes to adopt another child from Malawi are pretty much all systems go, even after protests from human rights groups. Madonna wants to adopt a 4-year-old girl, Mercy, and the Malawian government has announced its full support:

The Information Minister of Malawi, Patricia Kaliati, said, "Madonna has been good to us, she is supporting over 25,000 orphans in this country and she has proved that she can take care of David. Very few rich and famous people can take time to fly all the way to Malawi to support our children we support her adoption process."

Looks like they'll need to make a little more room at the Kaballah Child Care Center.

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Adoption Plans For Marc Jacobs & His Husband-To-Be?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:08:00 GMT

Fashion designer Marc Jacobs and Brazilian advertising exec Lorenzo Martone have been dating for about a year and the two recently became engaged. Although they've not set a wedding date, they have purchased a $13 million 4,500 square-foot townhouse in the West Village in New York. But that's not all - the couple may be adopting a baby!

According to glamurama.com, Jacobs and Martone are in Brazil to promote the opening of Marc's flagship store. However, there may be more than just partying and promotion appearances in the works. They may actually be adopting a baby girl! Both men have said they'd love to have a daughter.

If true, congrats and hope all goes well!

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Brad Pitt Still Has Feelings for Jennifer Aniston

Karl Erikson — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:36:00 GMT

SuperDad Brad Pitt is still harboring feelings for his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, says a pal of Brad's. Could this affect his relationship with Saint Angelina Jolie, the mother of his children? The couple have 6 kids together and seem to adopt 30 new ones every year, and Brad is said to be unhappy with Angelina, who he has yet to marry.

According to the National Enquirer, Brad often thinks back on his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. "The way Brad talks about Jennifer," says Brad's bud, "it's enough to make his drinking buddies wonder that maybe, after all this time, he wishes he hadn't broken up with her."

"I'll bet he's secretly lusting after her as she turns 40. She's sexier than ever. Surely he had more than a twinge of jealousy when she got back with John Mayer. You get the feeling Brad knows he could always be himself around Jennifer."

Brad and Jennifer were married for five years, until they split in 2005. Angelina is often spoken of as the "other woman" that broke up Brad and Jen. Rumor has it that Angelina and Brad hooked up while working together on "Mr. & Mrs. Smith." It's all but been confirmed recently because Angelina's loose giant lips talked about it and ticked off Jen something fierce.

What could this mean for Brad and Angelina's kids? Only time will tell. At times, Angelina's mental stability has come into question. I can't imagine she'll take this news sitting down.

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A Baby For Demi and Ashton!

Karl Erikson — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:40:00 GMT

Looks like Demi Moore and her boy toy husband Ashton Kutcher are going to have a baby this summer, though not from Demi getting pregnant. The National Enquirer says that the couple are going to adopt a baby boy. A pregnancy just isn't possible for the couple thus far, even with fertility treatments.

Reportedly, Demi and Ashton want to adopt because of President Obama's recent "call to service" speech. Geez, was Barack asking me to have more kids? I totally misunderstood what he was saying.

From the National Enquirer:

"Demi and Ashton are believed to be going through a private adoption agency and hope to be parents by the summer. It’s a well-deserved triumph for the couple who suffered through failed attempts at in vitro fertilization. 'Both Ashton and Demi finally came to terms with the reality that (childbirth) is just not going to happen for them,' an insider told The Enquirer. They had always resisted adoption because they wanted a baby of their own, but now everything has changed."

"It hit them that in this new period of hope and change, one of the best things they could do for a child - and for themselves - is to adopt a baby."

Demi already has three daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis, and has said in the past that she wants a boy to "balance out the estrogen" in the family. Looks like she'll get her wish soon.

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Mary Louise Parker Always Dreamed of Adopting

Karl Erikson — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:34:00 GMT

Mary Louise Parker, star of "Weeds," says that bringing William Atticus into her world in 2004 was a "massive" moment for her. William is 5 now and is Mary Louise's son with actor Billy Crudup. But that's not to say that it was any less amazing when she welcomed 2-year-old daughter Caroline "Ash" Aberash in 2007. She adopted Ash from Ethiopia.

Mary Louise, 44, says she dreamed of adopting a child when she was just a little girl herself. "I remember being little and asking my parents if we could adopt," she says. "I just always was attracted to the idea, and I love what it says and what it means."

"There are millions of children in this world, and I think if you have the energy and the resources, then it’s something you should really look into."

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Joely Fisher Introduces Daughter Olivia to the World

Karl Erikson — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:06:00 GMT

Joely Fisher, star of "'Til Death," is quite the busy lady. She's already a mom to daughters Skylar Grace, 7, and True Harlow, 2-1/2, as well as stepsons Cameron, 24, and Colin, 22. PLUS she has two dogs. But with a heart as big as hers, Joely knew there was room for more. Thus came Olivia Luna, a baby she adopted in September after she took a summer trip to Mozambique.

Joely says, "Once I was in Africa, I felt the people I met wanted me to help them sustain their lives in their own country." After she returned home with husband Christopher Duddy, they decided to adopt privately and domestically.

Only two weeks later, they got a call from their adoption agency. An unwed teenage mother gave birth the day before and wanted to talk to Joely. Days later, the adoption was final, and Joely and Christopher welcomed the new baby into their home.

It didn't matter to her or Christopher that the baby wasn't white. "I had no preference," Joely says. "I felt we belonged together. When I found out it was a girl, I was happy. She'll grow up with two loving sisters and spectacular hand-me-downs."

Now that Olivia is settled into the family, Joely couldn't be happier. "It's chaos around here. But I love watching pieces of my heart running around the house. This is a dream come true."

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Nia Vardalos and Ian Gomez Adopt Daughter

Karl Erikson — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:04:00 GMT

The star of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding," Nia Vardalos and her husband, Ian Gomez, have adopted a daughter. Nia, 46, adopted a girl a few months ago and is just now releasing the news for National Adoption Month. The daughter is less than 5, but she's not revealing much more information than that.

Nia's rep says, "They are going public now to bring attention to National Adoption Month and the 500,000 children in foster care. Of these children, 129,000 are 'legally free' for adoption and waiting for a family."

And today is National Adoption Day! Welcome to momhood, Nia!

Nia is scheduled to release a couple of romantic comedies in the near future: "My Life in Ruins" and "I Hate Valentine's Day."

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Leona Lewis Wants to Adopt

Karl Erikson — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Leona Lewis, 23-year-old British pop sensation and winner of "The X Factor," went to South Africa earlier this year with one thing in mind: kids. She wants to adopt.

"I wanted to take home all the kids," she says. "They were so cute. All of them had been orphaned because of HIV and it was heart-rending. There are so many who need help - both here and abroad - you just don't know where to start."

Leona says that her upbringing makes her an ideal candidate for motherhood. The singer, who performed at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics' closing ceremonies, talks about her parents. "My mum was a social worker and my dad was a youth offender officer, so I know that there are a lot of kids out there that need to be fostered and adopted. I definitely want to adopt."

For now, though, she's about to embark on a world tour and talks about how she'll miss her childhood sweetheart, Lou Al-Chama. "I miss him so much every time we're apart because he is also my very best friend," she says. "I write little letters to him, and he makes me a CD of different songs I can listen to. He's lovely."

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Is Queen Latifah Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:08:00 GMT

Queen Latifah, 38, and her (possible) partner Jeanette Jenkins have talked of adoption in the past, saying, "I've always wanted to have [babies] and adopt. When I was little, I remember seeing TV shows and a child would be adopted and be happy. I just always felt like there are so many kids out there who need a parent." However, she's not opposed to being pregnant either, and maybe hints that she could be?

Latifah (aka Dana Owens) said of having a child, "I would probably be six months pregnant before anyone knows about it, and I won't talk about the baby until after it's born." (Oh, could this mean she's pregnant now?)

Owens is currently starring in the film The Secret Life of Bees, and says she took the role because the character of "August Boatwright," was so maternal. "August was just so nuturing and maternal and comfortable in her own skin. I felt she would be fun to play, and initially I wasn't sure - hey, who knows? - I might be pregnant by the time we shoot, and this is the kind of film you could do when you're pregnant at the same time because you don't have to worry about things.

"August communicated love for the most part, and that is OK if you've got a little one in there and all the love is flowing through your mind. It could be kind of cool."

The actress says she doesn't feel the need to talk about her personal life publicly. "I don't feel the need to discuss my personal life with the media or the fans. You lose your anonymity as part of success. But there are parts of my life that I just want to keep for me and my family and friends and the person I'm with."

Oh I hope she is pregnant - she'd make a great mom, I can just tell!

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Katherine Heigl Adopting

Karl Erikson — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:45:00 GMT

Star of "Grey's Anatomy" Katherine Heigl and husband Josh Kelly are expecting. No, Katherine isn't pregnant - the couple are adopting a baby from Korea. They've already chosen an agency and are filling out the required papers.

Katherine, 29, said no to getting "Knocked Up" and wanted to adopt because of her upcoming movie projects. Pregnancy would stop her career for a while, so this is the best route for her and Josh.

Katherine is wanting a baby from Korea because her older sister, Meg, was adopted from the country. Not only that, but American orphans just don't hold the same gravitas as foreign kids. Just ask Madonna and Angelina Jolie.

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HerBadMother — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:40:00 GMT

Emma Thompson says that giving birth without painkillers is the greatest thing that she's ever accomplished. All due respect, but that's a load of crap.

I say that as someone who has given birth with painkillers, and without. I don't regard the second birth as a superior accomplishment to the first, simply because it was more painful. Since when did one's willingness to endure pain - and even to endure it unnecessarily (as when one chooses to go without pain relieving medication) - become a hallmark of accomplishment? Seriously? If I forgo anaesthetic while getting my appendix removed, do I get an extra pat on the back?

Again, all due to respect to Emma, who's entitled to value whichever of her experiences she chooses, but if you ask me about my greatest accomplishments (which you didn't, I know), I'll say this: it's raising both my children. Who gives a crap how I birthed them. That they're here and they're loved and that I work hard to keep them surrounded by love, that's where the accomplishment is.

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Dennis Quaid Doesn't Deny Being a Cheater

Karl Erikson — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:35:00 GMT

Oh, man. Dennis has the CRAZY EYES!

Recently, Meg Ryan told the world about her ex-husband's infidelity. She said of Dennis Quaid: "It was a great story. But what wasn’t in the story was the reality of my marriage for nine years. Dennis was not faithful to me for a long time, and that was very painful. I found out more about that once I was divorced."

Well, Dennis Quaid isn't sitting down about this. He told the NY Daily News:

"It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship. Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce. I, myself, moved on years ago and am fortunate to have a happy, beautiful family."

In other words, "Can't we please forget about what a cheater I am? My wife certainly has."

I'd say Meg hit a sore spot. Why else would Dennis feel a need to respond?

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Lindsay Lohan Trumps Clay Aiken's 'Oh, Hey, I'm A Gay Dad' Reveal. Sort Of. Maybe.

HerBadMother — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:45:00 GMT

But not if Daddy has anything to say about it. Even though Lindsay stated pretty clearly in a radio interview that she and Samantha Ronson have been "going out" for "a very long time," Michael Lohan insists that his little girl is no Sapphist.

They "tricked her" into saying that she's dating Ronson, he insists.

Chill, Dad. It's not like they've adopted a baby and planted themselves on the front page of Us Weekly. And everyone's still paying more attention to Clay Aiken and his single gay dad schtick, so. Whatevs. And Samantha seems like a real nice girl, so, you know. Chill.

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Meg Ryan Talks About Being the "Scarlet Woman"

Karl Erikson — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:23:00 GMT

The October issue of "In Style" magazine has Meg Ryan blabbing about the end of her marriage to Dennis Quaid, the affairs, the works. 46-year-old Ryan was once dubbed the "Scarlet Woman" - you know, after she was "America's sweetheart." Her latest film, "The Women," has been an enormous disappointment in movie theaters, only racking up $5 million this past week.

She talked about Dennis Quaid's affairs. "Dennis was not faithful to me for a long time, and that was very painful. I am not a victim. I was there. I was in that marriage for a really long time." Quaid and Ryan have a son together, Jack, now 16. She also has little Daisy True, who she adopted from China a couple of years ago.

Meg also says that Russell Crowe, who she had an affair with, was not responsible for her divorce from Quaid. "Russell didn't break up the marriage. I was a mess. I hurt him, too, at the end. I couldn't be in another long relationship. It wasn't the time for that, so I got out."

I can't remember when Meg went and screwed up her lips, but it wouldn't surprise me if Crowe ditched her for that debacle. Those are some messed up lips, yo.

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Meg Ryan-Get The Heck Out Of Hollywood

trix — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:37:00 GMT

Meg Ryan's new movie The Women is out in the theater, but she feels that she'll never quite as popular as she was.

You can never go back.

Meg is okay with that. She doesn't have any desire to play any of the roles she used to play. She said, "I think when Hollywood is done with me, I will probably be done with it. I'm not interested in playing those stock characters any more and I don't feel sad that I don't get those kind of offers." When Meg Ryan hears those words ringing in the air she'll head out of town.

After her very public split from Dennis Quaid in 2001 she took some time off from public life. She wanted to relax and take it easy. No matter the reason, she missed out on quite a few years of prime acting.

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Meg Ryan Talks About Adoption But "The Women" Still Sucks Ass

Karl Erikson — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Meg Ryan, ex movie darling, is back in the movies again. The mother of Jack Henry, 16, with Dennis Quad, and adopted Daisy True, 3, stars in the new movie "The Women." She sat down with the Los Angeles Times and talked about her career and family.

Ryan, 46, hasn't been working much of late. Instead, she's been traveling. She adopted her second child, Daisy, from China in 2006 and spends most of her time with her and Jack. "I've been famous since I was a teenager. There are a lot of empty spaces in that," she says, elusively. "I just feel like I've been filling in the cracks a little bit. I feel very fortunate, very free. I haven't had any big desire to work."

When talking about Daisy, Meg gets her wallet out and removes the original photograph that the orphanage gave her of Daisy. She says, "I always thought I'd do it. It's such a deliberate act, this adoption, as opposed to getting pregnant. You have to be very, very awake."

Did she feel like she was rescuing a child by adopting her? "It wasn't that. I just saw that face and I knew we were just related. It taught me a lot about any expectations you have in life. Just toss them away. Throw them out."

Kind of like she did with her old lips, I guess. I used to have such a crush on Meg until she went and fucked up her lips. *sigh*

By the way, "The Women" also stars Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, and Jada Pinkett Smith, and the film opens today. The critics are blasting the shit out of it. In fact, some critics are saying that "The Women" is SO bad it sets back Chick Flicks several hundred years. I'm not even making that up. Rotten Tomatoes is currently scoring the movie with a miserable 7% freshness rating. That's like "Ishtar" bad.

Some snippets of the reviews?

The L.A. Times: "It's hard to say what's sadder, that The Women's intended audience had to wait 14 years for a film like this or that that long wait has been almost for naught."

Filmcritic.com: "No cliché, no matter how it screams and pleads for mercy, makes it out of this baby untapped."

Minneapolis Star Tribune: "Despite its proud legacy and promising cast, The Women is a miscarriage of comedy."

New York Daily News: "Is it an exaggeration to call The Women the worst movie of the year? Well, yeah, probably. But it may be the most disappointing, given all the effort that went into it."

The Times (U.K.): "A costly and bemusing disaster. Dull is too kind a word."

Yeah, I'll be rushing out to see THAT. No question. *cough*

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Queen Latifah's Baby News!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Queen Latifah and her partner Jeanette Jenkins might have some baby news! Yes!

A friend told the National Enquirer, that the couple are possibly trying to adopt a baby by Christmas. "They're trying to keep it quiet because they don't want to jinx the whole thing." Queen's sister works for the New Jersey Division of Youth and Family Services, is reportedly guiding the pair through the red tape.

The couple would prefer to adopt domestically as opposed to internationally.

Latifah said, "I can understand why people go outside the U.S. You can adopt someone here, and the birth parents have three years to come back and get that child. That's terrifying." But she's sympathetic to the children here who need help, saying, "can use just as much assistance as someone from around the world. I want to do something here."

The actress said previously, "I've always wanted to have [babies] and adopt. When I was little, I remember seeing TV shows and a child would be adopted and be happy. I just always felt like there are so many kids out there who need a parent."

I hope they do have a baby (whatever way) - I love Queen Latifah, and I think she'd make a great mom!

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:11:00 GMT

I love Queen Latifah - she rocks! She's got such a great personality, larger than life. She and longtime girlfriend, Jeannette Jenkins are reportedly set to make their union legal under California's new gay marriage law. You know what comes after marriage - that's right, babies! Well, sometimes. Queen definitely has baby news...

Queen Latifah spoke with OK! and said she absolutely wants kids one day, "for sure."

"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! There's the intention. I don't know when, but it's going to happen.

"It's going to have to happen eventually. I'm not sure when, but I would love to have children for sure."

The Queen does have experience working with children in the League - a new youth-service organization based in her hometown of Newark, N.J.

"We come back and contribute to the community. We try and put a different face on a city we know is not just about The Sopranos, toxic smells and all this stuff that people try and make Jersey about.

"When I knew this was coming up, [and was] asked if I would be involved, I said, 'Sure, no problem, let's do it."

The actress loves coming back to her hometown, as it gives her the chance to hang out with family and old friends, as well as help with the organization. And the support she receives from those closest to her is important in her quest to become healthy - she's lost 20 lbs on Jenny Craig. And although she's striving to be a better "her," she refuses to be someone she's not.

"I think I'm the best Queen Latifah there ever will be, but I'm not necessarily the best J.Lo, and I'm not the best Halle Berry. They are the best. I've gotta be me and let everybody else be them, and I think there's room for all of us because America looks like all of us."

Another reason to love her! She has such a great confidence and attitude. She's definitely going to make a wonderful mom.

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Queen Latifah and Jeannette Jenkins Will Marry, Adopt Child

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:42:00 GMT

Call her a size married! Queen Latifah is rumored to be preparing to wed longtime partner and trainer Jeannette Jenkins. According to the National Enquirer the two are set to tie the knot under California's new gay marriage law. Reports also say that the two are planning to adopt a child immediately after their marriage, which is said to be planned for July.

Current Jenny Craig spokesperson Queen Latifah lives with her partner in New Jersey and Los Angeles, but has never publicly acknowledged that she is gay or that her and Jenkins are a couple. When asked about her sexual preference in an interview with Ebony magazine in 2007 she replied, “No comment on that at all. I’m done commenting on all that … It’s ridiculous”.

Congratulations to the Queen and her queen! And best of luck on their soon-to-be-arriving prince or princess.

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Joely Richardson Wants To Adopt

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:05:00 GMT

She may play the needy, two-timing Julia McNamara on the FX series Nip/Tuck, but in real life Joely Richardson is all heart. Richardson is considering adopting a child from Malawi after a recent visit to the impoverished African nation to help raise awareness of their lack of water. While there she was deeply moved by the orphanages she visited. “I was almost in tears on a hospital visit because there were two or three babies to each cot."

Richardson says she's aware that there will be comparisons to Madonna's adoption of son David from the same country, but she feels the strong need for another baby in her life. “I would love to adopt. My daughter Daisy is a teenager and becoming self-reliant and I have a lot of friends who had adopted.”

Don't worry about the comparisons to Madonna, Joely. Try not to get photographed tongue-kissing girls and you should be fine.

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Mary Louise Parker Breaks Up With That Guy With The 'Stache

HerBadMother — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:53:00 GMT

I wanted to title this post, "Mary Louise Parker Breaks Up With That Porn Guy," but I though that that was maybe too obscure. Still: that's totally a porn mustache. That's also kind of a porn suit that he's wearing (maybe not so much porn star as porn producer, but still. SHINY PINSTRIPES.)

All of which is to say that, although I'm sure that he's an awesome guy beneath that facial hair, I can't say that I'm terribly surprised that their engagement didn't last that long.

Actually, my lack of surprise has less to do with the 'stache (tho', really, how many men other than Tom Selleck can really pull that look off?) and more with the fact that these two have broken up, like, a gazillion times over the last two years and, also, are almost never seen together - not even, notably, when M-L is out and about with her kids (all those pics of her with her newly adopted baby last year? NO MUSTACHE GUY. Where was he?). So, yeah, when they announced their engagement the other month, I was underwhelmed. And now that they've announced their disengagement, I'm also underwhelmed.

So there you go: celebrity gossip delivered up with a BIG FAT YAWN and a feeble attempt to drag porn into the mix.

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Angelina and Brad's Double Date With Clint Eastwood and Wife

Karen — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:03:00 GMT

The power couple went out with Clint Eastwood and his wife Dina the other night, but ended up at the wrong restaurant. When they caught up with The Eastwoods across the street, the foursome were said to be taking over the world or something.

"They were all drinking the wine, but Angelina hardly took a sip. The whole group was extremely animated, clapping their hands and laughing out loud like they were old friends. Brad was overheard talking about throwing rotten eggs as a kid, and Dina was telling Brad and Angie that they should take their kids to the aquarium.

"At one point Angie got up to go to the bathroom, and you could see her pregnant stomach. She wore a loose black dress and had a scarf around her neck, but a bump was visible."

Brad took Angelina's hand to walk her to the door, then kissed her. Awwwww.

Brad Pitt Has A Teeny Peen

HerBadMother — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:29:00 GMT

That's what Juliette Lewis says, anyway.

Juliette, who dated Brad Pitt waaaaaay back in the day (and if you remember that day, you're at least as old as I am, which isn't ancient, but it is - let's say - ex-Generation) was jamming with her band at a bar in Seattle when a nosy patron asked how Brad was in the sack. Juliette was reportedly stunned silent for a moment, but then recovered to say "he was no BIG deal, if you know what I mean!"

In which case, I don't why Jen was keen to keep him, nor why Angie keeps letting him knock her up. But maybe that's why Gwyneth left him. I hear that vegans are picky about their meat.

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What's Up Gwyneth's Bum?

HerBadMother — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:15:00 GMT

Wow, somebody sure looks cranky in this picture.

I wonder what happened? Maybe she didn't get those flax-encrusted vegan chocolates that she wanted for Valentine's Day. That'll bust a mood every time.

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