FameCrawler : Celebrity child

Soft as The Rock

BadKitty — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 13:11:00 GMT

I love finding out that tough guys melt when presented with the irresistible demands of an adorable daughter. It's very sweet to find out that The Rock, who I always suspected was mushy on the inside, is an easy touch for his girl, Simone, 6.

Apparently she got a big kick out of The Rock in a dress on Hannah Montana. So much so, she wants him to dress up in a dress for Halloween to accompany her. Simone will be dressed as a princess. What's a tough guy to do when a princess asks him to do something?

That's right. Anything for his little angel. I can't wait to see the pictures. Man calves in teal pumps are beyond cute!

Sources

Story: Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Photo: I'm Not Obssesed

More Trumps With Good Hair

HerBadMother — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 15:33:00 GMT

First the infant granddaughter with a shiny, thick mass of rich brown hair; now, the toddler son with glistening golden curls. No wonder the Donald keeps his 'do coloured and combed-over: you'd have a complex too if you were follically challenged and surrounded by smaller, poorer people with better hair.

Where are these kids getting their hair genes? It's gotta be matrilineal.

Sean Preston Federline Gets US Weekly Cover

HerBadMother — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Nice. I suppose that we can expect Jayden James' cover to carry the headline Mommy Why Are You Such A Drug-Addled Tart?

Classy, US Weekly. Real classy.

I'll Buy Suri a Puppy if Tom Doesn't

BadKitty — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:57:00 GMT

I want to be tough. I want to be hard bitten and indict crazy Tom Cruise for making Katie a war bride. But Suri's sweet anime face of happiness slays me. Get Madonna! She needs to write a new series of children's books starring Suri. If we can get that German dog to costar, so much the better. Also Katie's shoes and hair and outfit look effortlessly chic. There. I said it. Excuse me now. I have to go do vodka shots and eat sour gummy worms in hopes of getting my game back.

Source: Celebs and Bubs

Heidi's Little Angel

HerBadMother — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:34:00 GMT

As much as I like to rag on Heidi Klum for her excessive use of nannies, I simply cannot fault her on her ability to produce mind-bogglingly gorgeous children. The angel wings seem superfluous on this one. Really. Even sticking his tongue out at the heavens (which is, I hear, standard practice among cherubim), he's adorable.

See? I'm Not The Only One Who Dislikes Teri Hatcher

HerBadMother — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:32:00 GMT

Teri Hatcher did not, apparently, make any friends at Eva Longoria's wedding. Which doesn't surprise me. She reeks of Eau de Attention-Whore, which usually repels more than it attracts.

Case in point: Ms. Hatcher reportedly upset fellow guests at Eva Longoria's wedding by breaking away from the celebration to parade herself and her daughter (who I still think was pushing the Lolita envelope) in front of paparazzi. Classic diva behaviour, according to one guest: "everyone else was so excited to be going into the church for the wedding, and all of a sudden, Teri broke away from the group to make sure she was seen and photographed. What a diva!"

What was more diva, though, was the fact that Hatcher commissioned Badgley Mischka to make her a dress that was similar to the (also Mischka-commissioned) bridesmaids' dresses. I think that actually sets a whole new standard in desperate bids for attention. Don't most self-respecting women fear and loathe the bridesmaid's dress? Don't most self-respecting women recoil in terror from the bridesmaid's dress?

Right. Self-respecting. I forgot that we were talking about Teri Hatcher.

Memo To Teri Hatcher: Nine Year Olds Are NOT Desperate Housewives. Don't Dress Them That Way

HerBadMother — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 20:34:00 GMT

I'm of two minds on the issue of how Teri Hatcher dresses her nine-year-old daughter, Emerson Rose (shown here arriving at the pre-wedding dinner for Eva Longoria and Tony Parker). On the hand, the halter-top dresses and heels are a tad too sexy for a young girl (a view that I share with our own Alisyn). This is dressing to attract - drawing attention to the chest and legs - and there's no doubt in my my mind that nine is too young to be tarting it up to show off one's feminine assets. On the other hand, it could be much worse: shouldn't we be grateful that Emerson isn't a student of the Britney Spears School of Fashion For Young ~~Skank-Hos~~ Women?

Still, as I said above - skanky or not, the slinky halter dress and pointy-toed kitten heels are designed for the purposes of attraction. The girl is nine, people. That's three years younger than Lolita.

So, okay, fine: it's not streetwalker wear (Ms. Hatcher, Senior, reserves that look for herself). It's higher class than streetwalker wear. But there is such a thing as a high-class hooker - ladies whose come-hither looks are more subtle, but nonetheless come-hither - and you would think that any self-respecting parent would steer clear of directing their pre-pubescent children to fashion choices that evoke that particular style.

Oh, right. I said self-respecting. I forgot that we were talking about Teri Hatcher.

Miss Halliwell, Tear Down That Wall!

Whit Honea — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 19:32:00 GMT

Geri Halliwell is pissing off her neighbors. No, she isn't making them listen to her music or spoon feed Posh. She's building a 12' high wall around her home, and the people on her street think it is an eyesore.

The neighborhood that Geri and her daughter, Bluebell Madonna, live in, is one that features state of the art security and some of Europe's most expensive homes. There are no other walls of such grandeur to be seen. Apparently, Halliwell thinks enough of herself to warrant such measures to ensure the paparazzi outside can't bother her (Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy, banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall- Pink Floyd. Come on, how often will I have that chance?).

She does feed them the occasional bone though, as she is prone to taking frequent walks with child and/or dog. Seems a bit of the tease, doesn't it? I call Spicy!

Kate Beckinsale and Family Have Some Questions

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Hands up, who loved Pearl Harbor? I thought so. Oh, wait, Kate Beckinsale, husband Les Wiseman, and daughter Lily, are just waving a cab in NYC. That could take longer than sitting through the movie.

Don't worry guys, one will stop. Maybe you should whistle.

Denise Richards and Lola, Enjoying More Free Stuff

Whit Honea — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:02:00 GMT

The object of Heather Locklear's ire, Ms. Denise Ricards, always seems to be where the hand-outs are. Handouts that aren't available to the rest of us mind you, just for those that already have everything they could ever possibly need. It's not her fault, it's the system, and if I had the chance I would take in every special screening and bag of schwag too. Really, Hollywood, I want that shit. You know where to find me.

This time, however, Richards, along with her daughter Lola, are taking in something free that is available to anyone, assuming you live close enough and have a pass to get past securtiy, and that is the beach. You can't be sun, sand and waves.

That's some freedom that pays it's own price. Enjoy it while we can!

Rachel Weisz: Mommy, not Mummy

Whit Honea — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 13:07:00 GMT

Rachel Weisz, right, with son Henry Chance and fiance Darren Aronofsky, on the streets of NYC. Rachel and Henry seem a bit indifferent to the whole thing, but Darren? Hell, Darren is looking smug. Whoa, déjà vu.

BTW, Rachel won't be returning for Mummy 3. I hope you were sitting down for that.

S-Fed Keeps It Straight, 4 Realz Y'all

Whit Honea — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:32:00 GMT

Sean Preston Federline, according to Us Weekly, hasn't been affected by his momma's crazy. They quote Britney Spears from her website "[I'm] feeling more at peace. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time."

I have no idea what that means. I'm not sure if Britney does either, or she might actually try to spend some time with them. Then again, maybe that peace comes for S-Fed when Mommy ain't around, in which case he does have that feeling all of the time. That's heads-up parenting right there.

Good Will Hawaii: Equal Time for the Damon Family

Whit Honea — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:29:00 GMT

Matt Damon, wife Luciana Bozan, and daughters Isabella and Alexia, take a little time away from those pesky Afflecks while vacationing in Hawaii. Not sure who the woman in black is that is edging her way into the shot. Knowing her, my guess would be Naomi Watts, but I may be wrong.

Jennifer Garner and Violet Affleck Could Pass for Normal

Whit Honea — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Jennifer Garner, and her lovely daughter Violet Affleck, 18 months, seem about as normal as the rest of us. Well, most of us. They seem pretty good at keeping it real.

This family vacation, with Matt Damon and his family, has allowed for some great bonding with Violet, as well as some excellent playtime on the beach with BFF Isabella, Damon's daughter with Luciana Bozan.

Us Weekly has quoted Garner as saying, "Violet is the most beautiful thing. Just that she exists and I get to hang out with her. There's no one who is more fun."

I know exactly how you feel Jenn, but with my kids of course. Nothing personal. Violet seems swell.

Violet Affleck Eyes World Cup

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Violet Affleck better watch out, or soccer fan Tom Cruise might start trying to get Mommy and Daddy (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, respectively) to have you guys hang out. That couldn't be good. Look at your parents Violet, they know.

Jenny McCarthy's Maiden Voyage

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:32:00 GMT

Jenny McCarthy and her son, Evan, actually waited and rode the new Disneyland ride, Nemo's Submarine Voyage, with all of the little people. Specifically her son.

I don't know who took these photos, but let's pretend it was her boyfriend Jim Carrey. See, that's fun.