FameCrawler : Celebrity hairstyles

She Bangs! Katie Holmes Has a New Do That Looks Awfully Familiar

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:05:00 GMT

Hey - I knew I'd seen that hairstyle somewhere before. And this isn't the first time Katie Holmes has done the mother-daughter hairstyle thing.

Earlier this summer Holmes got herself a fringe to go with daughter Suri's.

And look! Tom got himself a do just like his mama's!

[photos: People.com. TMZ.com]

Boris Becker And Son Noah Have A Sports Circle of Hair With Yannick Noah and His Son Joakim Noah

BadKitty — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:41:00 GMT

Tennis star Boris Becker named his son Noah after another tennis star, good friend Yannick Noah. What do all three of these gentlemen have in common? Notable hair.

Boris has a decent "Sting" hairstyle, but it's his eyebrows that make the serious follicular impression. Son Noah has some sweetly unkempt boy curls that he can get away with for a few more years before he just looks hairy.

And here is Yannick Noah. Now a well known French pop star, Yannick had cool dreads even back when he was on the tennis court.

Yannick's son, Joakim, played basketball for the Florida Gators and was just drafted by the Chicago Bulls. These before and after pictures show what will happen to Noah Becker if he doesn't figure out a hair plan in the next couple of years.

Joakim before:

Joakim after:

Source: Celebs and Bubs

Gwen, Gavin, Kingston and the Unfortunate Hairstyle

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:15:00 GMT

Gwen Stefani, Gavin Rossdale and son Kingston were seen out shopping in London. Everyone knows these three are the trifecta of cool. But what happened to Kingston's hair? I know there's an alarming trend to give your son a girl-do, but I figured the Rossdales were above these pedestrian fads. Next thing you know they'll be drinking Shiraz and adopting an orphan from Africa.

But I'm a big fan of Gwen's, and I'm not going to give her crap about her kid's hairstyle. Besides, Gwen's birthday is on Wednesday and I'm hoping to be invited to her birthday party. Call me, Gwen! I'll bring along a nice bottle of Shiraz.

[photo: Celebs and Bubs]

Apparently All Boys, Including Jill Hennessy's, Get to Have Luxurious Long Hair

BadKitty — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 14:08:00 GMT

World, take note. This is a watershed moment where it becomes normal and average for all boys to have long hair.

We officially take back everything we said about Celine Dion's son Rene, little Ryder Hudson Robinson, and of course Cindy Crawford's son, whichever one he is. Clearly, this is the way of the future.

Even for us normal folk, like Rebecca, the desire/pressure is for longer hair on boys.

Seriously, Okay. Why fight it? Let's just say "Yes!" to pretty, long hair on boys and move straight into the merchandising phase of the fad. The market is wide open, it's all girl stuff out there, so someone will make a fortune if he has the balls to get out there.

Also, Jill Hennessy is pregnant. If she has a son he may also have long hair and no one will notice because it's so normal and accepted now. Yes this official now, on my word. Just believe me. Stop cutting hair. Let it be.

Source: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Helena Christensen Teaches Dakota Fanning To Ride A Bike

BadKitty — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:12:00 GMT

Proving that supermodels can walk and do other activities, Helena Christensen was snapped ignoring her son, Mingus, while talking on the phone. So much warm, motherly concern for the young boy as he makes his best effort to learn to ride a bike while crossing a busy city street.

They are both rocking androgynous looks here. Helena looks like an old fisherman (how do you say "AHOY!" in Danish?) and Mingus could pass for one of the Fanning sisters with his Ryder Robinson bob. This is officially a trend, little boys having pretty, shoulder-length or longer hair, right? Except for the Beckham boys, who have the classic football hooligan buzz cut.

It doesn't matter, they're all cuties, and they will all swap hairstyles when they are teenagers. I would like to see Helena get off the phone and make sure her kid doesn't fall off of his bike in front of a bus...

Source: Celebs and Bubs

The Stars Are Nothing Like Us: A Little Pregnancy Doesn't Stop Charlotte Church From Partying!

BadKitty — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:17:00 GMT

There are a surprising number of topless pictures of pregnant singer Charlotte Church! It must have something to do with being Welsh - Cathy Zeta Jones is also a fan of the topless sunbathing afternoon. This is a relatively demure photo of Charlotte from earlier in her pregnancy. Good for her, getting out there and enjoying life while pregnant, but there is NO EXCUSE for those hideous cornrows.

Charlotte has a well publicized joie de vivre. Little miss Voice of an Angel is all grown up, and she and boyfriend Welsh rugby player Gavin Henson live in a big old country home in South Wales. She's due next weekend and has a home birth planned. Then she's going to celebrate in her new pub. That she built in her house. I guess that's one way to avoid the paparazzi.

We all hate to drive home from a night out drinking, but this is one step beyond having a full time driver. Once again we see that the rich are very, very different from you and me.

Source: Celebs and Bubs

Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay Husband Chris Martin Continue to Lack Imagination, Originality

BadKitty — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:34:00 GMT

This is impressive. Not only are Chris and Gwynnie jumping on the same adopt-a-kid bandwagon as everyone else, they're late! As soon as we hear from Melissa Joan Hart, literally everyone in Hollywood will have declared their intention to adopt. Baaaaaah! Soon we'll be fresh out of theoretical orphans, and then what will celebs say when they feel sanctimonious and benevolent?

While we're here, s'up with Gwynnie's hair? Is that a bad weave, or good thickening spray?

Source: Celebs and Bubs

Gwen Stefani Takes Her Family to the Park, Leaves Her Hair at Home

sweatpantsmom — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:35:00 GMT

My 11-year old has been begging me to let her have Gwen's hairstyle. I think this picture should stop the begging for awhile.

The Hollaback Girl and husband Gavin Rossdale are seen here taking son Kingston, 1, to the park. Kingston was obviously responsible for doing Stefani's hair that morning.

Britney Spears is/has a Crazy Mother...

Whit Honea — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:03:00 GMT

According to AHN, Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

This concerns me, because who would be with the boys then? I see hundreds of pictures of Britney every day, and do you know why we don't use them here at FameCrawler? Because she never has her kids with her. She has Uggs, nipples and big, stupid glasses, but no babies.

Not only is she mad at her mother for having an alleged problem, but she is deciding to shun her rather than take the steps to help her like Lynne and (gulp!) K-Fed did, sort of, when the tables were turned.

She blames her mom and K-Fed for putting her in rehab, yet she still lets her boys (and her girls too, nudge, nudge) go over to their daddy's place without concern. Which is, of course, concerning. As you can see, I have nothing but concern for this family. Actually, I really am concerned for the boys. I hope someone steps up and provides these kids some shelter and a bit of sanity.

The scary thing is I'm looking at you K-Fed.

Gwyneth Staggered by the Crushing Weight of Her Convictions

BadKitty — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:09:00 GMT

Oh no, not that kind of convictions, like Paris or Nicole. The other kind, like being holier than thou and aggressively vegan and wan. It's Gwyneth, silly, not someone cool or hip. She doesn't drink or do anything that could get her convicted of a crime. Or you know, happy.

She's hobbling out of some kind of salon. I hope to GOD it's nails, not hair. If she looks like that after a hair appointment, we need to invent a new low on the Frump-o-meter for whatever she looked like before.

At least she got an afternoon out. Do you suppose Chris is at home, feeding organic fruit leather to Apple and Moses, counting the minutes until she returns and they can do their afternoon sun salutations as a family?

Get well soon, Gwyneth! Everyone is counting the seconds until your next Sliding Doors. We miss your fake English accent. It's so much better than Madonna's.

Katie and Suri, It's Hard to Believe They're Crazy

Whit Honea — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:59:00 GMT

Katie Holmes, seen here with daughter Suri, relaxes with style on the sunny beaches of France. Suri is adorable. Katie looks like she could pass for Audrey Hepburn or a young Jackie O. If I didn't know who I was looking at I would think it was something out of a Fitzgerald story (assuming they had pictures of course).

Unfortunately, I do know who I'm looking at, and I can't help but wonder if the parasol is some sort of signal for the aliens. I think it means "tell Travolta to shut up."

Princess Kalina (Barely) Resists Devouring Son Alive; Husband Kitin Still Tempted by Yummy Baby Fingers

BadKitty — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:11:00 GMT

No one panic, but we have a Homely Goth Alert, Terror Level: Ren-Faire. Princess Kalina's n'eyebrows and blood clot lipstick, plus the fresh-from-the-grave complexion of her husband, "noted" humanitarian Kitin Munoz, just scream "We will harvest the baby's plasma!" This ~~devil spawn sacrificial ceremony~~ family portrait is just one black velvet cape away from Terror Level: Cure Concert.

It kind of looks like they are at a christening for little Simeon Hassan, but what mere mortal could fulfill godparenting duties to this family? Paging Anne Rice and Angelina Jolie! Wear your prettiest vial of blood, we need witnesses for a ritual! (Actually, maybe don't invite Angie, you know how grabby she gets around foreign kids.)

Photo: Celebrity Baby Blog

What's the Limit on TomKatSuri Posts in One Day?

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:02:00 GMT

Katie and Suri hitting the beach. Katie is not doing anything to discourage the pregnancy rumors. That suit is only worn by two kinds of women, old or pregnant, and despite her hair, she isn't old.

Suri, Daughter of a Preacher Man

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:05:00 GMT

Katie, the bump, the mom shag, Tom, and Suri, are seen here getting ready to descend to our level. Apparently Tom "Top Gun" Cruise has reached the highest level of crazy, and can, and may, perform wedding ceremonies.

The top level is called 'Clear' or 'The Larry Bird' to some people. Some people being me and Michael Jordan.

I actually performed a wedding ceremony for some friends this past summer, so I have some advice for Tom: Stand on a phone book so the people in the cheap seats can see you. They're paying good money you know.

Lock Up Your Couches: TomKat May Be Preggos Again

Whit Honea — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:02:00 GMT

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, might, MIGHT, be expecting again. The source for this is The Sun, which is like saying the source for this is the guy on the subway. They are going with all of the staples here, the bump, the desire, the haircut.

Stay tuned!

From This Angle, Posh Almost Looks Like A Mom. Almost.

BadKitty — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:56:00 GMT

Okay, not the hot pants, or the high heeled white sneakers. But squint a little at her hair and the baseball starter jacket. She has the beginnings of an Irish Menopause, the official haircut of white Moms of a Certain Age across America. It's up short in the back, and the bangs are longish to make it more feminine, and over time it gets shorter and more like a ducktail. Really it's the same haircut you'd give a little boy. This is what comes after the Mom Shag recently sported by Katie Holmes.

And then the Dodgers jacket. How many Moms throw on a kid's team jacket on the way out the door to pick up the other one at practice? Then she stands on the sidelines, pointing and yelling at Junior to Hurry up! Sound familiar? You know you've done it.

Posh is still Posh with the spray tan gun set to "stun," and what there is of her ass hanging out of her shorts and that pubby English accent. She's a far cry from midwest suburbia, but this is a clear first step from Mum to Mom. Welcome to America, Vicky!

Photo: US Weekly

Heidi Klum Gets The Twofer Deal At Supercuts.

sweatpantsmom — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Remember the Mother-Daughter-Outfit trend? Thank God that's over. I was having a helluva time finding a leopard-skin thong for my 8-year old. The new thing seems to be the Mother-Daughter-Haircut trend, which has the potential to be equally annoying, as in the case of Celine Dion and her, uh, son. Katie Holmes and daughter Suri make a better case for it, or maybe we're just happy Suri doesn't have Tom Cruise's 'do.

But model Heidi Klum and daughter Leni seem to wear it best. Leni is Klum's daughter with ex Flavio Briatore; Klum and husband Seal have two children together, sons Henry and Johan. No word on what their hair looks like.

You know, I tried to get my daughter to get the same haircut as me, but she said she'd rather look like Heidi Klum. Kids these days.

[photo: People.com]

Katie Holmes and Daughter Suri: Splitting Hairs.

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 20:30:00 GMT

Splitting Hairs? Get it? Because they have the same haircut. If you think that one's bad, here are some other titles I was considering:

1. "Heir Apparent." Because that title's only been used, like five thousand gazillion times.

2. "Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Cropped Like Me." Has nothing to do with Suri, but thought the sleazy, Pussycat Dolls reference would piss Tom off.

3. "Hair And Hair Alike." Awful, for obvious reasons.

4. "Katie AND Suri With The Fringe On Top." Okay, now I'm getting desperate.

Think this is easy? Go ahead - you try it. I dare you. In fact, I double-hair you. (Somebody stop me.)

[photo: CelebrityBabyScoop]