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Lourdes Has Bat Mitzvah

Karl Erikson — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 22:49:00 GMT

Little Lourdes is all grown up. At least according to her religion. Lourdes Leon had her Bat Mitzvah at the Kabbalah Center in Manhattan last night, so she has officially come of age, even though she doesn't turn 12 until October 14. Geez, THAT'S how you dress for something as important as a Bat Mitzvah? Seems Lourdes already has terrible taste in clothing.

Even Madonna took a break from her touring and slamming Sarah Palin to come and celebrate. Now that Lourdes had her Bat Mitzvah, Lourdes has the same responsibilities as any other adult. Finally, a kid that has to pay a mortgage and remember to get her car registration during her birth month.

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Madonna Going to Assault Sarah Palin: Video

Karl Erikson — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:47:00 GMT

Madonna is in the middle of her Sticky & Sweet tour and, like a lot of celebs, can't keep her mouth shut about politics. Here she is threatening to kick Sarah Palin's ass and get her "off of my street." Course, after she says she wants to kick Palin's ass, she says she loves "her soul." Uh, yeah.

What's wrong, Madonna? Not getting enough publicity already? She does this shit on purpose, knowing full well there are tons of cell phone cameras around and it's going to go viral on Youtube. Ugh. Stay classy, Vadge.

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Madonna Banned from Cutting Her Hair

Karl Erikson — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Madonna has been wearing her locks long during her Sticky and Sweet Tour, and would love a sexier chop, but husband Guy Ritchie says no. He's banned her from cutting her hair.

Madonna, 50, told Fox News, "I want to have shorter hair, but I have a husband that loves the long-haired look and, well, that is just one of the things I do for him."

The other things mostly involve the couple's leather love swing, but for some reason they cut that bit out of the interview.

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Gloria Estefan Gave Madonna Pregnancy Tips

Karl Erikson — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:38:00 GMT

Gloria Estefan, Ms. Miami Sound Machine herself, says that she shared pregnancy tips with Madonna. After Estefan's serious injury - where she broke her back - in a 1990 bus crush, she was seriously worried about being infertile. Fortunately, she now has beautiful Emily, 13, and thought she'd share her secrets of conception with Madonna.

Gloria says, "Madonna was over to dinner and all we talked about was babies. "My baby, the problems I’d had conceiving after breaking my back, the baby she wanted at 37. So I gave her 2 tips. One, have a pain-killing epidural injection. Two, if you want to help nature, get your legs in the air!"

Um, Gloria? If there's one thing Madonna doesn't need help with, it's keeping her legs in the air.

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Karl Erikson — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:33:00 GMT

Just like a prayer, Little Miss Kabbala Madonna took a trip to Rome and went to the Basilica di Santa Croce in Gerusalemme. She took along Lourdes and Rocco, flying in from Germany.

It's tradition for women to wear a head convering in the Botanical Gardens and the Basilica, but when has Madonna ever vied for tradition? She was given a guided tour of all the artifacts and paintings. Maybe she's working on a sequel to "Like a Virgin."

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Madonna might be the big 5-0 and she might be a mom of three kids (who, I'm guessing can't ever go to see her shows) but that's not stopping the pop star from doing things on stage that leave you wondering....

Video after the jump!

....what the hell is she doing? Is she dry humping her guitar? I've watched the video a few times, and that's what I'm left with - that Madonna is simulating sex with her guitar. Hey, who am I to judge? Oh, and she falls on stage too - that wasn't on purpose I'm guessing.

I'm also assuming this is why Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow were left with their mouths hanging open.

Ha. Enjoy!

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:32:00 GMT

Look at their faces - Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow can't believe what Madonna did. The woman is 50! She sure is limber....

More photos after the jump!

Madonna celebrated her husband Guy's 40th birthday, and shortly after was back on stage, rockin' out to soldout audience at London's Wembley Stadium. Kate and Gwyneth were spotted enjoying the show (a lot it seems) and I'm not exactly sure what Madonna did but I'm guessing it was an awesome specticle. The mom of three might have turned 50 but she's got the energy of a 20 year old!

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Chris Gorham and Wife Expecting Third Baby

Whit Honea — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:49:00 GMT

Christopher Gorham, best known for his role on "Ugly Betty" and his wife Anel are currently expecting their third child.

"We're very excited," the couple told People.

They already have two boys – Lucas (7) and Ethan (4).

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Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 19:19:00 GMT

I just got done talking about Kate Hudson's latest flame and she's already moved on. She sure does "date" a lot of guys. In the last month she's been connected to Owen Wilson, Dax Shepard, Dane Cook, Orlando Bloom and now Heath Ledger. That's a pretty good run.

Who do you think she'll be "dating" next?

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Who is in Kate Hudson's Bloomers?

Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 00:58:00 GMT

Apparently Kate Hudson has been seen hooking up with a new guy lately. I'll give you a hint, he's not in a rock band and he's not covered in bandages.

That doesn't really narrow it down, does it? I suppose the best hint is in her panties- her bloomers that is.

If you guessed Orlando Bloom you're a freaking genius. Congratulations on that.

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An Apple Martin a Day

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 21:29:00 GMT

Grandma Blythe Danner took little Apple Martin to ballet class. Moses don't dance.

There is a rumor going around that Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are on the outs. We'll see. There is also a rumor that Coldplay might actually put out another album before the next millennium. Again, we'll see.

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Nobody Rides for Free, Except Ryder

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:27:00 GMT

Ryder Robinson (his dad is rocker Chris Robinson) is a man about town. His mom Kate Hudson was elsewhere so family friend/actress Sara Foster thought she would show the kid a good time. He is freaking beside himself with excitement. I'm guessing Ryder is too young to appreciate the hotness of the situation. Who is this Sara Foster and where do I sign-up?

The free rides don't stop there! Ryder also hit up Grandparents Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell for some quality traveling time. Goldie mostly, Kurt was smart and made the boy walk. That hair is heavy.

Photos: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Tina Fey Gets Buzzed With Daughter

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 22:09:00 GMT

Tina Fey, creator of "30 Rock" attended the premiere of Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie with her daughter Alice.

What's up with the kids coming out of this movie looking like they'd rather be at the dentist? It's a real buzz-kill. Get it?

Holy crap, I shouldn't have started drinking this early.

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Chris Rocks Seinfeld Bee Movie

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:51:00 GMT

This does not bode well for Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie. Chris Rock (who voices the mosquito Mooseblood) and his family, wife Malaak and daughters Zahra and Lola, took in the premiere and the girls don't seem overly impressed with the production. Zahra is like, "What?" and Lola, she can't even look.

I don't know, I think it looks okay. I can't imagine it will live up to the hype, but what does?

Note Chris' shoes. The bee theme is alive and well.

Here, this looks more promising:

Photos: Just Jared

Moses Sits in the Lap of a Cold, Hard Woman

Whit Honea — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:57:00 GMT

He also sits in the laps of this statue and luxury, respectively.

I'm just kidding. I was talking about the statue the whole time. I'm sure Gwyneth Paltrow is much warmer and possibly softer.

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Britney Spears Hides in Plain Sight

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 19:13:00 GMT

This is the best picture of Britney Spears yet. Even better than the Esquire cover where she actually looked hot (below).

She has her frap, her paparazzi, a bunch of crap on the mirror and a book at the appropriate reading level (slightly challenging). I freakin' love it.

You know who else likes Narnia?

See? Remember when she was hot?

Photo (top): The Superficial

Photo (lower): Esquire

Sports Talk: Chris Bootcheck Welcomes Daughter

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:48:00 GMT

Anaheim Angel Chris Bootcheck got the memo and timed the arrival of his new daughter with the end of the season, but he and his wife Jina forgot that he plays for a perennial pennant chaser and should have held out for the end of October. Oh well, close enough.

The couple welcomed their first child Marin Lily on September 20th. Congrats Bootchecks.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay Husband Chris Martin Continue to Lack Imagination, Originality

BadKitty — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:34:00 GMT

This is impressive. Not only are Chris and Gwynnie jumping on the same adopt-a-kid bandwagon as everyone else, they're late! As soon as we hear from Melissa Joan Hart, literally everyone in Hollywood will have declared their intention to adopt. Baaaaaah! Soon we'll be fresh out of theoretical orphans, and then what will celebs say when they feel sanctimonious and benevolent?

While we're here, s'up with Gwynnie's hair? Is that a bad weave, or good thickening spray?

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Brooke Shields Chooses Satanism Over Scientology

Whit Honea — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:01:00 GMT

Brooke Shields was out rockin' the other night, flashing the sign of the devil and consuming booze. Obviously the kindness of Tom Cruise has fallen on deaf ears. She should really wear earplugs when attending concerts.

Joining her in this evening of debauchery were her husband, Chris, and daughters, Grier and Rowan. Apparently they were off preparing the goat, or possibly getting some popcorn.

Chris Cornell's Kids on Hunger Strike

Whit Honea — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Chris Cornell, of Soundgarden and Audioslave fame, recently brought two of his children, Chris and Toni, on stage with him at a concert in England's Hyde Park to "help" him with the first verse of the song Hunger Strike. I think they were supposed to do Eddie Vedder's part, as they don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence.