FameCrawler : Clooney

Wanted: Nanny for the World's Most Famous Family

Whit Honea — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:04:00 GMT

Insanely famous and disgustingly rich couple seeking childcare provider for 6-15 children. Must be discreet and able to handle pressure. Speaking French a plus. Great pay and benifits. Must not sleep with husband. Or wife.

So who is it? Does this help: Must laugh at Clooney's jokes. Okay to sleep with Clooney.

That's right, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a nanny. I can't believe this isn't going straight to reality TV.

Do you have what it takes?

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George Clooney: Britney's Knight In Shining Armour?

HerBadMother — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 22:03:00 GMT

Of all the people who might have sprung to Britney's defense, George Clooney was kinda the last person I expected to see riding up on a white horse. I mean, that's nice and all for Britney - they don't come much more dashing than Mr. Clooney - but really?

Clooney recently told Entertainment Tonight that he sympathizes with the troubled poptart: "You look at the footage of Britney running the red light – there's eight guys with cameras at night in the middle of the street. There are no rules now," he told Entertainment Tonight on Tuesday. "It's getting to a point where people that are not involved are getting hurt."

Sure, okay - we all know that the paps can get pretty aggressive. But Britney's, like, the ultimate pap-tease: she begs for it. Changing outfits for multiple Starbucks runs, asking the paparazzi to get her frappuccinos for her - she's not exactly trying to avoid them. I know that 'acting like you want it' doesn't excuse anyone who gets aggressive to get it, but it does kinda alter the picture somewhat. When Britney buys her own frappuccino-maker and starts keeping a lower profile, then I'll maybe feel badly about the army of paps camped outside her door. But while she's making them popcorn? Nuh-uh.

George Clooney should save his chivalrous impulses for someone more deserving. Like, you know, me.

Source: People

George Clooney Supports Single Moms, One Lapdance at a Time

Whit Honea — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:32:00 GMT

George Clooney is a giver. Seriously. This isn't even a post so much as it is a public service announcement. The guy could have thrown a bunch of money at any stripper, but he chose Sarah Talley. Why? Come on, really? Let's just say, for the sake of including this article on this blog, that he picked her because she's a single mom, and, I assume, hot.

That's sweet, isn't it. Think of all the great stories her kid can share down at the shelter. Hello, popular much?