FameCrawler : Coldplay

Happy Belated Birthday, Moses

Whit Honea — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:39:00 GMT

Happy Birthday, Moses- belated, I know.

Gwyneth Paltrow threw a party for her now 3-year-old son in Los Angeles. In attendance were big sis Apple and the various hangers-on. I assume Chris Martin was also there- birthdays are more important than tour dates, Dad!

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Sunday Cute Shot - Picking Apple

Whit Honea — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 15:56:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow picked her daughter Apple up from school in London.

Apparently the school does not have a groundskeeper.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 2-19-09

Whit Honea — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:04:00 GMT

These seats aren't that bad.

Warmplay (Perez Hilton)

Tameka is okay (Just Jared)

Kate Moss was in a museum? (Hollyscoop)

Dividing Pamela (TMZ)

Ford married? (Hot Momma Gossip)

Jeff Gordon parks it (Knocked Up Celebs)

Gwyneth Paltrow Quit Smoking For Pregnancy, Will Start Again Later

Sassy Smith — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 14:04:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow quit smoking in 2003 when she found out she was pregnant with daughter, Apple, 4 1/2. However, the mom of two says she'll start again, oh, say, in 34 years!

Paltrow, who is also mom to Moses, 2, with husband Coldplay's Chris Martin, says she still craves cigarettes.

"I miss it. The last cigarette I smoked was the day I found out I was pregnant. I had to sit down and smoke one final cigarette.

"It's such a beautiful thing. I'm so pissed off it gives you cancer. Cigarettes were my upper, they were my downer. I would think with them, write with them. I just love them so much."

The 36-year-old actress adds, "But then, once you have children, if you've witnessed a death like I did with my father, you just can't. But I've decided that when I'm about 70 I'm going to start smoking again. Why not? I can't wait!"

Oh, but by then, she'll probably be a grandmother, and she'll want to be around for her grandkids! I'm betting she won't ever smoke again.

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The Grammy Winners!

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:35:00 GMT

Whenever the entertainment industry has one of their big award shows we like to break from our strict set of rules and protocol and recognize the winners. The thing is, there are only 20 or so award shows and if we don't pat Hollywood on its back then they'll have to keep doing it themselves and that's a good way to get a cramp.

Here is a list of the Grammy Winners from last night. Please note that many of FameCrawler's favorite celebrity parents do make an appearance.

Album of the Year: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, Raising Sand

Best Rap Album: Lil Wayne, Tha Carter III

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance: John Mayer, “Say”

Record of the Year: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, “Please Read This Letter”

Best New Artist: Adele

Best Rock Album: Coldplay, Viva la Vida

Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, “Rich Woman”

Song of the Year: Coldplay, “Viva la Vida”

Best Country Performance by a Duo or Group: Sugarland, “Stay”

Best R&B Album: Jennifer Hudson, Jennifer Hudson

Industry Icon Award: Clive Davis

Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Rick Rubin (Death Magnetic, Home Before Dark, Mercy, Seeing Things, Weezer)

Best Rock Song: Bruce Springsteen, “Girls in Their Summer Clothes”

Best Rock Instrumental Performance: “Peaches En Regalia,” Zappa Plays Zappa, Featuring Steve Vai & Napoleon Murphy Brock

Best Metal Performance: Metallica, “My Apocalypse”

Best Hard Rock Performance: The Mars Volta, “Wax Simulacra”

Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Kings of Leon, “Sex on Fire”

Best Solo Rock Vocal Performance: John Mayer, “Gravity”

Best Alternative Music Album: Radiohead, In Rainbows

Best Pop Vocal Album: Duffy, Rockferry

Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Coldplay, “Viva la Vida”

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance: Adele, “Chasing Pavements”

Best Pop Instrumental Album: Béla Fleck and the Flecktones, Jingle All The Way

Best Pop Instrumental Performance: Eagles, “I Dreamed There Was No War”

Best Spoken Word Album (Includes Poetry, Audio Books): Al Gore, An Inconvenient Truth (Beau Bridges, Cynthia Nixon and Blair Underwood)

Best Contemporary R&B Album: Mary J. Blige, Growing Pains

Best R&B Song: Ne-Yo, “Miss Independent” (Mikkel S. Eriksen, T.E. Hermansen and S. Smith, songwriters)

Best Urban/Alternative Performance: Chrisette Michele Featuring will.i.am, “Be OK”

Best Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: Al Green Featuring Anthony Hamilton, “You’ve Got the Love I Need”

Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: Al Green Featuring John Legend, “Stay With Me (by the Sea)”

Best Female R&B Vocal Performance: Alicia Keys; ” Superwoman”

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance: Ne-Yo, “Miss Independent”
Lil’ Wayne Frank Micelotta/Getty Images for MTV

Best Rap Song: Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major, “Lollipop” (D. Carter, S. Garrett, D. Harrison, J. Scheffer and R. Zamor, songwriters)

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: Estelle Featuring Kanye West, “American Boy”

Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: Jay-Z and T.I. Featuring Kanye West and Lil Wayne, “Swagga Like Us”

Best Rap Solo Performance: Lil Wayne, “A Milli”

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album: Natalie Cole, Still Unforgettable

Best Country Album: George Strait, Troubadour

Best Country Song: Sugarland, “Stay” (Jennifer Nettles, songwriter)

Best Bluegrass Album: Ricky Skaggs and Kentucky Thunder, Honoring the Fathers of Bluegrass: Tribute to 1946 and 1947

Best Country Instrumental Performance: Brad Paisley, James Burton, Vince Gill, John Jorgenson, Albert Lee, Brent Mason, Redd Volkaert and Steve Wariner, “Cluster Pluck”

Best Country Collaboration With Vocals: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, “Killing the Blues”

Best Male Country Vocal Performance: Brad Paisley, “Letter to Me”
Carrie Underwood John Shearer/Getty Images

Best Female Country Vocal Performance: Carrie Underwood, “Last Name”

Best Reggae Album: Burning Spear, Jah Is Real

Best Hawaiian Music Album: Tia Carrere and Daniel Ho, Ikena

Best Contemporary Folk/Americana Album: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, Raising Sand

Best Traditional Folk Album: Pete Seeger, At 89

Best Traditional Blues Album: B.B. King, One Kind Favor

Best Contemporary Blues Album: Dr. John and the Lower 911, City That Care Forgot

Best Long Form Music Video: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, “Runnin’ Down a Dream”

Best Short Form Music Video: Weezer, “Pork and Beans”

Best Classical Album: Weill, Rise and Fall of the City of Mahagonny

Producer of the Year, Classical: David Frost

Best Classical Crossover Album: The King’s Singers, Simple Gifts

Best Classical Contemporary Composition: John Corigliano, composer, Mr. Tambourine Man: Seven Poems of Bob Dylan (JoAnn Falletta, conductor)

Best Classical Vocal Performance: John Corigliano, Mr. Tambourine Man: Seven Poems of Bob Dylan

Best Small Ensemble Performance: Spotless Rose, Hymns to the Virgin Mary

Best Chamber Music Performance: Elliott Carter, Pacifica Quartet, String Quartets Nos. 1 and 5

Best Instrumental Soloist Performance (Without Orchestra): Gloria Cheng, Piano Music of Salonen, Stucky, and Lutoslawski

Best Instrumental Soloist(s) Performance (With Orchestra): Hilary Hahn, Schoenberg, Sibelius: Violin Concertos (Esa-Pekka Salonen, conductor)

Best Choral Performance: Sir Simon Rattle, “Symphony of Psalms”

Best Opera Recording: Weill, Rise and Fall of the City of Mahagonny

Best Orchestral Performance: Shostakovich, “Symphony No. 4,” Bernard Haitink, conductor (Chicago Symphony Orchestra)

Best Engineered Album, Classical: Traditions and Transformations: Sounds of Silk Road Chicago

Best Electronic/Dance Album: Daft Punk, Alive 2007

Best Dance Recording: Daft Punk, “Harder Better Faster Stronger”

Best Contemporary R&B Gospel Album: Kirk Franklin, The Fight of My Life

Best Traditional Gospel Album: The Blind Boys of Alabama, Down in New Orleans

Best Southern, Country or Bluegrass Gospel Album: Gaither Vocal Band, Lovin’ Life

Best Pop/Contemporary Gospel Album: CeCe Winans, Thy Kingdom Come

Best Rock or Rap Gospel Album: TobyMac, Alive and Transported

Best Gospel Song: Kirk Franklin, “Help Me Believe”

Best Gospel Performance: Mary Mary, “Get Up”

Best Latin Jazz Album: Arturo O’Farrill and the Afro-Latin Jazz Orchestra, Song for Chico
George Carlin Paul Schiraldi

Best Large Jazz Ensemble Album: The Vanguard Jazz Orchestra, Monday Night Live at the Village Vanguard

Best Jazz Instrumental Album, Individual or Group: Chick Corea and Gary Burton, The New Crystal Silence

Best Jazz Instrumental Solo: Terence Blanchard, soloist, “Be-Bop”

Best Jazz Vocal Album: Cassandra Wilson, Loverly

Best Contemporary Jazz Album: Randy Brecker, Randy in Brasil

Best New Age Album: Jack DeJohnette, Peace Time

Best Comedy Album: George Carlin, It’s Bad For Ya

Best Polka Album: Jimmy Sturr and His Orchestra, Let the Whole World Sing

Best Contemporary World Music Album: Mickey Hart, Zakir Hussain, Sikiru Adepoju and Giovanni Hidalgo, Global Drum Project

Best Traditional World Music Album: Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Ilembe: Honoring Shaka Zulu

Best Zydeco or Cajun Music Album: Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys, Live at the 2008 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival

Best Native American Music Album: Come to Me Great Mystery—Native American Healing Songs

Best Norteño Album: Los Tigres del Norte, Raíces

Best Banda Album: Joan Sebástian, No Es de Madera

Best Tejano Album: Ruben Ramos and the Mexican Revolution, Viva la Revolucion

Best Regional Mexican Album: Mariachi Los Camperos de Nati Cano, Amor, Dolor Y Lágrimas: Música Ranchera

Best Tropical Latin Album: José Feliciano, Señor Bachata

Best Latin Rock or Alternative Album: 45, Jaguares

Best Latin Pop Album: Juanes, La Vida…Es un Ratico

Best Musical Show Album: In the Heights

Best Musical Album for Children: They Might Be Giants, Here Come The 123s

Best Spoken Word Album for Children: Bill Harley, Yes to Running!

Best Instrumental Arrangement Accompanying Vocalist(s): Natalie Cole, “Here’s That Rainy Day” (Nan Schwartz, arranger)

Best Instrumental Arrangement: Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman, “Define Dancing” (From Wall-E) (Thomas Newman, arranger)

Best Instrumental Composition: “The Adventures of Mutt” (From Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)

Best Surround Sound Album: Mussorgsky, Pictures at an Exhibition; Night on Bald Mountain; Prelude to Khovanshchina

Best Remixed Recording, Non-Classical: MGMT, “Electric Feel,” Justice Remix (Justice, remixers)

Best Engineered Album, Non-Classical: The Raconteurs (Joe Chiccarelli, Vance Powell and Jack White III), Consolers of the Lonely

Best Historical Album: Art of Field Recording, Volume I: Fifty Years of Traditional American Music (Documented by Art Rosenbaum)

Best Album Notes: Miles Davis, Kind of Blue: 50th Anniversary Collector’s Edition (Francis Davis, album notes writer)

Best Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package: In Rainbows

Best Recording Package: Metallica, Death Magnetic (Bruce Duckworth, Sarah Moffat and David Turner, art directors)

Best Song Written for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman, “Down to Earth” (From Wall-E)

Best Score Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: James Newton Howard and Hans Zimmer, The Dark Knight

Best Compilation Soundtrack Album for Motion Picture, Television or Other Visual Media: Juno

Gwyneth Paltrow's Death Fears

Sassy Smith — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 15:06:00 GMT

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow's father Bruce passed away in 2002 after suffering complications from throat cancer and pneumonia. Now, the 36-year-old mom of two gets terrified every time she gets a cold, afraid she may have the same illness that killed her dad.

Paltrow admits that her dad's death has left her scared that history will repeat itself.

"To this day I'm faced with it (her father's death) all the time. I've had pneumonia twice in the past year and that's ultimately what he died of. There's a real emotional link to that.

"I've been dealing a lot with my own fear of death. And every time I get a cold now.... So this is my new challenge, letting go of the fear."

I understand where she's coming from. I believe, certainly when we become parents (and probably more so for moms, who sometimes tend to worry more than dads), we have such a desire to live and be here for our kids, that we worry about the "what ifs."

However, it's not healthy to dwell on that sort of thing, and it's good to live in the moment - cherish all the time you have with family! Hopefully Gwyneth can let her fears go.

She and husband Chris Martin are parents to daughter Apple, 4 1/2, and son Moses, almost 3.

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Chris Martin is Punk

Whit Honea — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 19:02:00 GMT

No, I'm not calling Chris Martin a punk or suggesting his band Coldplay is punk rock. I'm merely pointing out that his jacket, which has previously been related to such famous outerwear as the coats from Sgt. Pepper's, looks way too much like something Punky Brewster would wear. Doesn't it?

Of course I'm refering Punky Brewster when she was a kid and not now that she's a (HOT) mom.

What do you think, is the ugly dad jacket worse than the mom jean? Talk amongst yourselves.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Topless

Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:06:00 GMT

Mark your calendars for March 27 - well, if you're a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow's. She's starring in the romantic drama, Two Lovers, and she has a sexy scene with her co-star Joaquin Phoenix. Exciting right? Sure.

In one particular scene, the 36-year-old actress is standing at the window and exposes her breasts during a phone-sex encounter. Gasp!

A movie insider says, "It's an extremely erotic scene and Gwyneth looks devastatingly sexy." Not just sexy, devastatingly. Now that's sexy.

How do we know it's really Gwyn's body that's being shown? Maybe she's self-conscience about her boobs after breastfeeding two kids? Then again, there's been rumors that she had a boob job because her breasts weren't quite what they once were after two pregnancies, so maybe they're especially perky again (and bigger!) and she wants to show them off?

Either way, her boobs or not, I guess her kids can't see this movie either.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 12-16-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:02:00 GMT

Baby, it's cold outside.

2 princes (Celebs and Bubs)

RuPaul Obama? (Jezebel)

Kate and Leo (Fametastic)

Gwyneth and Chris okay? (Perez Hilton)

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Photos: Gwyneth Paltrow's Boob Job?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Did actress Gwyneth Paltrow get a boob job? It's not like it's not possible - she's a mom of two and if she breastfed her babies, perhaps her breasts started to sag a bit and she wanted to pump them up?

"Bigger" photo after the jump!

According to Page Six, the 36-year-old had a bit of work done - nothing drastic, but enough to give the normally small-busted actress a bit of a lift.

Page Six reports:

'SOME fans of Gwyneth Paltrow (above) wonder if her new curves are the result of more than her two hours a day working out with Tracy Anderson, who also trains Madonna. After checking out her cleavage on the cover of Gotham magazine, Gwynophiles are speculating she’s had breast augmentation surgery. “She didn’t use to have anything up top,” said one expert. “Now she does, and they are perky.” Paltrow, who’s been wearing micro-minis lately to show off her legs, flashes one breast in “Two Lovers,” her movie with Joaquin Phoenix opening in February. Says a fan who’s seen it: “It’s like the boob of a 15-year-old girl.” Paltrow’s rep didn’t return calls.'

Okay saying she has the boobs of a 15-year-old - CREEPY. Second, based on the second photo, I'd say it's the result of a good bra or some photoshop magic, nothing more. But hey, if she wants to get some bigger boobs, I say go for it! Although if she plans on having more kids, I'd wait until she's done making babies before getting the surgery, you know, if that's her thing.

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Chris Martin Enjoys Some Cold Play

Whit Honea — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Crap, this stuff just writes itself. Coldplay, get it?

Chris Martin hit Hyde Park's Winter Wonderland with his kids Apple and Moses.

That slide actually looks pretty fun. All we have here in L.A. is sand and sunshine, what's Christmas(y) about that?

Best of FameCrawler: Week of November 28th

Whit Honea — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:00:00 GMT

Joely Fisher Introduces Daughter Olivia to the World

A Message from Suri Cruise

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Gordon Ramsey- Adulterer Extraordinaire

Nicolette Sheridan and David Spade Are Having Sex

Five Reasons Why Naming Your Kid Bronx Mowgli Makes You Look Like An Ass

Madonna Takes A Page From Sarah Palin's Turkey Slaughter Notebook

Three's Company: Heather Locklear, Richie Sambora, Jack Wagner Will Spend Thanksgiving Together

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Brad & Jen: The Real Reason They Didn't Have Kids

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Please Give Generously: Gwyneth Paltrow Desperately Needs a Mirror

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:35:00 GMT

The only reason I can think of that Gwyneth Paltrow would leave the house in this dress is this: Poor Gwyn can't afford a mirror. I'm thinking she spent all her cash buying designer clothes for kids Moses and Apple and all those strings on hubby Chris Martin's wrist and didn't have any money left in her Prada bag for one of those shiny, reflective things.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, you realize she's wearing white panties and a white bra under this monstrosity that she wore to the Paris premiere of her movie "Two Lovers"

So I've got an idea: I'm starting up a collection to buy Gwyneth a mirror. Send in what you can - $5, $10, $20 - I'll see what I can pick up at Target this weekend. Maybe I'll even throw in some appropriate lingerie or better yet, a nice coat in case she decides to wear this dress again.

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Madonna's Sex Moves On Stage - Video

Sassy Smith — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:11:00 GMT

Madonna might be the big 5-0 and she might be a mom of three kids (who, I'm guessing can't ever go to see her shows) but that's not stopping the pop star from doing things on stage that leave you wondering....

Video after the jump!

....what the hell is she doing? Is she dry humping her guitar? I've watched the video a few times, and that's what I'm left with - that Madonna is simulating sex with her guitar. Hey, who am I to judge? Oh, and she falls on stage too - that wasn't on purpose I'm guessing.

I'm also assuming this is why Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow were left with their mouths hanging open.

Ha. Enjoy!

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Kate Hudson & Gwyneth Paltrow Are SHOCKED At What Madonna Did!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 11:32:00 GMT

Look at their faces - Kate Hudson and Gwyneth Paltrow can't believe what Madonna did. The woman is 50! She sure is limber....

More photos after the jump!

Madonna celebrated her husband Guy's 40th birthday, and shortly after was back on stage, rockin' out to soldout audience at London's Wembley Stadium. Kate and Gwyneth were spotted enjoying the show (a lot it seems) and I'm not exactly sure what Madonna did but I'm guessing it was an awesome specticle. The mom of three might have turned 50 but she's got the energy of a 20 year old!

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What The Frock: Chris Martin Likes To Sew

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:32:00 GMT

It looks like Gwyneth Paltrow wasn't just attracted to husband Chris Martin for his rock-star vibe - she also liked the way he could mend the ruffle on her Prada mini.

The Coldplay frontman says that he and his bandmates like nothing better than some time threading the needle. And, no, that isn't a euphemism.

"Making clothes together in our studio makes us feel complete. We probably sound like a group of grannies in a knitting circle but it's the truth and it gives us some control over our visual identity," Martin says.

And while most bands head straight for the Stoli after a big show, Martin says he and the boys like to kick back by hemming their pants. "We see if they have a sewing kit in the amenities draw in case we feel inspired."

"When you are a big band and everyone is taking shots at you, the more things you can do together the better. And if you're wearing uniforms made by your own hands it helps achieve that."

Those mad skillz should come in handy when Chris needs to whip up some nice back-to-school clothes for Apple and Moses.

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Chris Martin in Toronto

Karen — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:01:00 GMT

Coldplay lead singer Chris Martin, right, and Jonny Buckland perform at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto.

Sorry Gwyneth, oatmeal or no oatmeal, I just don't see it, honey.

Chris Martin Wants To Help Miley Cyrus

trix — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:43:00 GMT

Is Chris Martin for real? He recently said, “I like Miley Cyrus… I like the TV show."

There is nothing wrong with liking Hannah Montana show but he said that he would even go so far as to help her out with a concert.

Chris said, " I’d do it. Anyone we like or respect, no matter how different they may be, we would play with. She’s doing something quite different… I just think she seems to have a sweet character.”

Well good for him for being so open minded. Stay tuned to ticket master, maybe we'll see a Hannah Montana/Coldplay concert.

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Moses Is A Cross-Dresser!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:01:00 GMT

Moses is a cross-dresser! Uh, no, not that Moses - Gwyneth Paltrow's 2-year-old son. Big sister Apple, 4, loves playing dress-up and that includes involving Moses in on the action. I'm sure she's got him in princess dresses and lipgloss!

Paltrow told PEOPLE, "She makes [Moses] cross-dress. But she doesn't put makeup on him!" Oh well, that's good - she's smart, keeps the fun stuff to herself!

Gwyneth continues, "My daughter plays with anything that's girly... She loves makeup. She puts on the eye shadow and my high heels... She likes to take my tank tops and make them a dress.

"And then she asks me to tie a rubber band on the back so they stand up." Apple also likes mom's perfume choices.

"I don't like her to spray perfume on herself because she's so little, but she likes to spray it on me."

Sounds like a typical household - for the most part. There's always the odd name thing, but to each his own.

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Chris Martin On Baby Names, Oatmeal And Oral Sex

HerBadMother — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:23:00 GMT

Wow. Dude sounds like a really good time.

Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow told Blender Magazine that "people make a big fuss over names. Names of babies, names of albums, names of bands. There’s nothing weird about calling your baby Chewbacca if that’s what you want to call your baby. It’s no stranger than Sarah (ed. note - or Sunday Rose?). A name is just a noise (ed. note: cue Chewbacca roar), and if you like it, then f--k what everyone else says." Thus spake Chris Martin. ELL-O-ELL.

He also told Blender Magazine that he has a secret talent for making oatmeal and for oral sex. So there you go: Chris Martin is a mega-geek Star Wars fan who is maybe not the most creative cook but sure knows how to pleasure a woman.

Lucky Gwyneth (*rolls eyes*)

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Spying on the Neighbors: 7-8-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:58:00 GMT

You know, it's not the heat. It's the humidity.

Gwyneth is there for Madonna (TMZ)

Chris Martin is the diaper king (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Britney and Madonna? (fametastic)

Norah O'Donnell welcomes baby (Celebrity Baby Blog)

C-Rod knows how to play (d-listed)

Cohen tricks hicks. Again. (Perez Hilton)

Spying on the Neighbors: 6-22-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:57:00 GMT

It looks hot out there.

Chris Martin takes the kids to the zoo (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Perez makes fun of kids again (Perez Hilton)

Matt and Camilla on the beach (Knocked Up Celebs)

Kristoff St. John and daughter (Celebs and Bubs)

Minnie Driver's shower (Babyrazzi)

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Chris Martin Might Have Been Gay, Had It Not Been for Boobs!

Karen — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:31:00 GMT

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Coldplay's Chris Martin, professed his love for boobs and says they saved him from being gay.

He admits that growing up he worried about being gay.

"It was more like, 'Oh s***, what if?', because was brought up to think it was wrong," he told Rolling Stone.

"But then it struck me: who gives a s**t? And then it wasn't a problem.

"It sounds silly to say it now, but when you're a kid you think, 'I'm going to burn in hell for eternity if I like other guys or if I marry someone Jewish'."

But he eventually calmed down when he realized he was heterosexual.

"I was swayed by boobs," he says. "Let's face it, they're fantastic." Even so, it was not until he was 22 that he finally lost his virginity.

"There were religious issues and s**t like that," he says, adding: "Also confidence. I had a tricky time with girls.

"I got trapped in the friendship tip many, many times.

"I don't want to be the person that makes everyone laugh before they go off and bang. I want to be the guy that everybody bangs."

Is it just me, or is this guy a total idiot? I think he's attractive, so long as he keeps his mouth shut. I'm also thinking he was the reason behind his daughter's name, which you voted Strangest Celebrity Baby Name, by a landslide!

Has Gwyneth Paltrow Made the Ultimate Sacrifice

trix — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:11:00 GMT

Gwyneth Paltrow looks ever so bumpalicious is her pretty silver dress.

Is she pregnant? Maybe so, in a recent interview with Harpers Bazaar Gwyneth admitted, “I may force myself to do it one more time, because the result is so worth it. And also my dad said to me that his only regret in life was that he had only two children and he didn’t have more.”

She looks fit as a fiddle, in her toned legs and thin face so the bump in the middle stands out so much more.

I know pregnancy is hard and after the first it seems to get so much harder, at least for me it did, especially with a toddler running around and me working full time, but I don't think I would ever say I would force myself to get pregnant. That's a little harsh, especially when you have tons of money for the best care of you and your kids and babysitters or nannies so that you can get a break and have a little me time.

I guess only time will tell if she did the deed and made the sacrifice. At least she looks fantastic!

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Is Chris Martin A Thief?

HerBadMother — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:30:00 GMT

It seems highly implausible that Chris Martin and his Coldplay cronies could be responsible for lifting so much as a contraband wheatgrass smoothie, but that hasn't stopped certain people from making accusations.

Brooklyn-based band Creaky Boards accused Martin and Coldplay of grand theft musical, claiming that Coldplay's single 'Viva La Vida' is a rip-off of their song, 'The Songs I Didn't Write' (irony much?)

E! Online reports:

Creaky Boards singer Andrew Hoepfner posted a YouTube video that combines both "Viva la Vida" and "The Songs I Didn't Write" with text in which he claims he and his band thought they saw Martin in the audience when the Creaky Boards played the CMJ festival in October 2007.

"We were flattered when we thought we spotted Chris Martin in the crowd that night. He seemed pretty into it!...Maybe TOO into it," writes Hoepfner.

A rep for Coldplay denied the accusations, telling the Guardian that Coldplay cut a demo for "Viva la Vida" in March 2007 and that Martin couldn't possibly have been at the CMJ show because he was in London recording.

Ah, alibis. So inconvenient. In an email to E! News, Hoepfner elaborated:

"Soon after the video blew up, I received a call from Coldplay's manager. They were really nice about the whole thing and explained about their whereabouts and old demos. I guess the song similarities are just a coincidence...great minds think alike?

"Anyway, I must have been mistaken about seeing Chris at the show because all British people look the same. I lived in London for six weeks and I seriously thought every third person on the corner was Coldplay."

Wow, he backed off fast, didn't he? What do you wanna bet that that 'really nice about the whole thing' phone call was really a 'back off or you'll never play a gig in this town again' phone call?

Judge for yourself:

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