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Miley-less Cyrus

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 15:59:00 GMT

The family Cyrus goes on just fine without Miley, although I'm sure they miss her.

She's probably inside sleeping off a long night of MySpace.

Billy Ray, his wife Tish and daughter Noah have places to go, and this is how they roll.

Roll on Cyruses, roll on.

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Win a Date with Miley Cyrus!

Whit Honea — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 15:45:00 GMT

Are you a young person that likes Hannah Montana, racy MySpace pictures, constant controversy, and a bit of bitterness? If you like Pina Colada flavored smoothies, and getting caught in the rain, then here is the contest for you.

More of an auction, really. Billy's daughter Miley Cyrus has started a charity in the name of her late grandfather, The Pappy Cyrus Family Foundation, to "help deprived children across the U.S. by providing improved health care, education and community support."

The action ends TODAY! It is being held on eBay in addition to clothing and other items, the highest bidder can win a "date" as Miley's guest to the premiere of Disney's Bolt.

Hey, it's for a good cause. Happy bidding.

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Miley Cyrus Aspires To Superstardom, Sex Books And Malawi-Orphan Adoption

HerBadMother — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 19:34:00 GMT

Actually, I think that she probably just wants to do a video with Justin Timberlake. Why else would she aspire to be like Madonna?

Oh, right. The pop-iconic status, the gajillions of dollars. Too bad it comes with questionable taste in clothes, a fake British accent, and a history of humping Vanilla Ice and publishing the evidence. Oh, and a penchant for writing really banal children's books. It doesn't get much worse than that.

But Miley's insistent: "Madonna always reinvents herself, and that's what I want to do. Whatever comes my way that sounds good, that's what I want to do. Whether it's designing clothes or photography or whatever." Or wearing hideous purple leotards in videos. Tonguing Britney Spears. Sleeping with Yankees. Whatever.

Reach higher, Miley. Please.

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Mormons Say: Billy Ray Cyrus Is A Bad Dad

HerBadMother — Sat, 10 May 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Well, one Mormon says so.

Marie Osmond says that Billy Ray Cyrus is responsible for Miley's recent troubles.

"My parents never, never left us alone," said Osmond. "We always had some form of a guardian or something with us, a guardian that would represent what they would have done. But in [Miley's] case, her dad stepped out [of the photo session], and that's when it happened.

"How do you say no to somebody like Annie [Leibovitz] when you're a little girl? It's an interesting thing that happened with her."

Isn't Marie Osmond the one who passed out on Dancing With The Stars while her teenage some was checking himself into rehab?

In which case, her slamming Billy Ray for his parenting skills is maybe not quite so ironic as Dina Lohan slamming Tish Cyrus for hers, but it's close. Verrrrry close.

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Miley Cyrus Has a Big Mouth

Karen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Not surprisingly, Miley Cyrus cannot keep a secret.

She recently told J-14 magazine: “I don’t keep secrets because I’m no good at it,” Miley recently revealed to J-14 magazine. “I have a big mouth. If you were my friend, I’d tell you not to tell me a secret, like who you have a crush on. Because you’d come over to my house and someone there would say something like, ‘Oh my gosh, I cannot believe you like him!‘”

One of Miley’s BFFs works at Smoothie King and was crushin’ on her manager and Miley couldn’t help but spill the news to her mom, Tish.

“The next time my friend walked in the door, my mom said, ‘I had no idea that you like him! I am best friends with his mother! I will totally talk to her for you.’ I was like, ‘Oh no, mom, please stop.. she’s going to kill me!’ So I stopped asking secrets. Don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.”

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Miley Cyrus in Cosmo Girl

Karen — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:04:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus is in Cosmo Girl and her fans were gracious enough to say some nice things about her, especially in regards to the pregnancy rumor that circulated last year.

"Rumors got around about her (like the one that she had gotten pregnant) but Miley seems to stay cool, calm and collected. The tabloids don't seem to faze her."

I can't give you much more than that kids. You gotta pick up Cosmo Girl to see the rest, including quips from the young starlet.

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Miley Cyrus is in TROUBLE!

Karen — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Apparently Miley Cyrus isn't just upsetting parents and fans by posting half-naked pictures of herself on MySpace, and it isn't the fact that she's dressing too old for her age.

It isn't the stupid things she says, not the over-application of eye makeup, nor the pouty fishy lips today that reader Cassie loves SO MUCH. (BTW Cassie, we love your comments - you're so funny.)

Nope, Miley Cyrus has managed to make a completely different group upset:

Today it's Consumer Reports that is road raging on the young'un. There's a scene in her new movie where MIley and Daddy Billy Ray are not wearing their seatbelts.

WAY TO GO DISNEY.

Consumer Reports writes:

According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, in about 55 percent of passenger vehicle fatalities in 2006 (the latest data available), the occupants were not wearing seat belts. Even worse, in the 13- to 15-year-old age group, that percentage climbs to 65 percent. Unfortunately, we’re not surprised by these grim statistics because a 2002 survey by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety showed that when parents were dropping teens off at school in the morning, nearly half the teens weren’t using seat belts.

It seems to us that Miley, her father, and Disney had a perfect opportunity to help influence teens and counteract—rather than encourage—this trend. Then again, as Hannah herself sings, "Everybody makes mistakes." Maybe Hannah, Billy and Disney, will take a tip from the rest of Hannah’s song and get it right next time around: "Nobody's Perfect! I gotta work it! Again and again 'til I get it right. Nobody's Perfect!"

Nobody's perfect alright. Especially the kid-handlers at Disney. What were they thinking? Miley and Billy Ray are old enough to know better too. My THREE year old puts his own car seat 5 point harness on. Unbelievable.

Miley Cyrus Is SO HAPPY To Be at The Grammys

Karen — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Did Miss Cyrus have her lips done, or is she imitating Paris again?

She just looks so thrilled. Maybe Daddy told her to wear more clothes?

Good job Billy Ray - now wash that makeup off her eyes!

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The Definition of Vapid: Miley Cyrus

Karen — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:33:00 GMT

When Ryan Seacrest asked Miley Cyrus if she had a crush on any of the Jonas Brothers, she said,

"Ew, no! If I ever had a crush on any of them, it would be Nick."

So Ryan responded, "but you do have a crush on him?"

Miley exclaimed: "Maybe. Stop it! It's his job to look hot, like it's my job to be funny. Someone had a sign that said, I'll fight you for Nick Jonas.' I think she wanted to hit me."

If she keeps channeling Paris Hilton like this, I'll have to write Billy Ray directly. Yeesh.

Miley Cyrus Channels Paris Hilton

Karen — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus rocked the red carpet at Verizon Wireless and People Magazine’s party to honor Timbaland Friday night.

Looking 23 years old again, the young pop sensation smirked and posed just like brainiac Paris Hilton.

Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus Is 23 Years Old?

Karen — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Dear Billy Ray Cyrus,

What the hell are you doing letting your 15 year old daughter dress in outfits this revealing? Does Disney have classes for these girls to tell them how to sexualize themselves early?

She's WORKIN' IT HERE, Billy Ray:

And here:

Growing Up Fast: Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus In Trouble?

And here:

Miley Cyrus: Grounded Until Menopause

And here:

Miley Cyrus Pregnant? Let The Rumors Begin!

And here:

Miley Cyrus: Identity Crisis Or Daddy's Girl Regression?

FIX IT BILLY RAY! Give Jamie and Lynne Spears a call and ask them how it is.

Love,

Famecrawler

p.s. Please hire someone to teach her how to put on eye makeup too. Just sayin'.

Growing Up Fast: Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus In Trouble?

Karen — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:04:00 GMT

There's no question that fame and fortune at a young age can end badly. All you need to do is take a look at Britney, Jamie-Lynn, Vanessa Hudgens, Lindsay Lohan and many others.

Are Hollywood's teen stars out of control?

National Ledger's Brenda Davis seems to think so -- and predicts a similar path for Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus. Close friends think Cyrus is growing up way too fast. In a statement to Star Magazine, a close friend revealed that Miley Cyrus “isn’t your typical 15-year-old.

“She’s constantly surrounded by people in their late 20’s – her dancers, assistants, etc. – and she’s very mature for her age.”

The fans (and moms of fans) on my last Miley Cyrus post are disappointed too:

Kristal said:
what i think is hanna montanna is a very bad influence and she should not be able to put these kind of pictures of her self.
BILLY RAY CYRIS YOU NEED TO FIX HER UP.
I WILL NEVER LET MY CHILD WHATCH HER ON T.V OR BY HER CD'S.

S said:
I was disappointed to see these pictures...then I started reading the comments...I've made my decision: my daughter is still allowed to watch and listen to Miley--however, she will never be allowed on the internet as long as she lives.

Rewda said:
u were my little sister biggest fan az i showed her your disgusting pics. She said she do not like to watch ru shows.U just lost a big fan who really thought u were awsome

Moms and fans alike are not happy with the MySpace pictures, the pregnancy rumors and the general lack of responsibilty on Billy Ray Cyrus' part. Is this a case of too much too soon? Is the Disney machine a bigger role here than we think? What does the future hold for young Miley?

Here's a hint:

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Miley Cyrus: Stealing From The Children

HerBadMother — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 15:32:00 GMT

So Miley Cyrus' new single is all over the radio, and it's, like, a total rip-off of Corey Hart's Sunglasses at Night. Miley: the dude's not working, he's got a clutch of small children, and the residuals off of Sunglasses have got to be running out. Did you cut him some credit? A pay-off maybe? It's only right. Those babies need to eat.

I know - the kids don't know Corey Hart from Debbie Gibson, but whatevs. Sunglasses is a classic, and hearing it turned into tween pop is just a little bit disconcerting. Have a listen here, and see what you think.

Johnny Depp in The Night Before Christmas

Whit Honea — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:13:00 GMT

Are you curious how Johnny Depp spends Christmas? I'll give you a hint, it's much more traditional than his friend Tim Burton.

Actually, he celebrates it the same way I do.

Says Depp when asked about his plans for Christmas, “Hanging out with the kiddies. Wait for Santa Claus.” (see video)

Man, it's amazing how much Johnny Depp and I have in common.

Photo: Just Jared

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter: The Nightmare During Christmas

Whit Honea — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:44:00 GMT

Tim Burton, the mastermind behind such hits as Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hallow, The Nightmare Before Christmas and the upcoming Sweeney Todd (not to mention at least two movies he has agreed to make for Disney) has a bit of the camp about him. The guy is a big kid with a twist of goth and tons of genius. His girlfriend/baby mama Helena Bonham Carter thinks it's great (so do I).

The couple, who have one child (Billy Ray- not Cyrus) are expecting number two later this month. In the meantime they have been decorating their house, which is actually two separate but now attached homes, for the Christmas season. As you might imagine, there is a twist. Take the tree for instance:

"He decorates it with dead babies and slime balls and things," Carter tells Playboy (via People) in its January issue. "It looks lovely and glittery from afar, and then as you get closer, you realize it's rather gory.

"We're not that dark. What I love about Tim is that he retains a certain innocence and a childlike quality. He sort of forgot to grow up. I think I've definitely forgotten to grow up, which is great."

I wonder if they get Danny Elfman to sing them carols.

Nothing Else has Worked: Let's All Just PRAY For Britney

HerBadMother — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:46:00 GMT

Just in case you were doubting that the stars are not, in fact, just like us, I have this news for you: they now have their own prayer support network. The Hollywood Prayer Network is a group of Christians who devote their time and energy to praying for celebrity trainwrecks like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, and they're putting the call out to their fellow Christians across North America to join them in seeking the redemption and healing of troubled stars through the power of prayer.

From ABC News:

The group of more than 5,000 Christians prays for stars instead of thinking of them as lost causes, and co-hosted a prayer breakfast in Beverly Hills Friday to stir a larger movement to get Christians to help celebrities.

Its ultimate goal was to reach those who influence millions, hoping divine intervention will help troubled celebrities shape up, thereby helping to fix the world around them.

"I believe if you want to change the world, you need to change Hollywood," said Tim Winters of the Hills Church.

Save the celebuwrecks, save the world? It'd be funny if it weren't so bizarre and disturbing. I mean, if you're going to spend hours devoting your emotional and spiritual energy to 'saving' anybody, couldn't you find people or causes that are more deserving? What kind of twisted mind decides that it's more important to save Hollywood than, say, Darfur? 'Oh, hey, of course there are children starving to death, and suffering the evils of genocide and war, but what about Britney and Lindsay and - oh, heck - what if Miley goes off and gets pregnant for reals? What will the world do then??

I know - if you take your faith seriously, every soul deserves saving. Which is why I find it difficult to take certain faiths seriously anymore. (Which, in turn, is why I get nasty comments from the Nancy Grace lovers, too, I suppose, but that's another story.)

Billy and Miley Cyrus Invite Britney Spears to Thanksgiving Dinner

Whit Honea — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Don't they know they can buy a turkey in the store? I hope they don't deep-fry her. Billy Ray Cyrus asked In Touch magazine to pass a message to Britney Spears. Doesn't it seem it would get there faster if he just left a note at Starbucks?

Here is part of his message: "Honey you are welcome to a Nashville Thanksgiving at our house. We would love to be there for you and we care about you. Miley is a big fan and she wants to reach out, too."

Wow, the ghosts of Disney present extending a hand to the ghost of Disney past.

I wonder how much tickets are to a Hannah Montana Thanksgiving. I'll look on eBay.

Photo: In Touch

Miley Cyrus, a Cheetah Girl, and Kobe Bryant

Whit Honea — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Not only is Disney's Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus the hottest, aka, most expensive, ticket in town. She is bringing out the A-listers. She had everyone backstage, Ashley Tisdale, Adrienne Bailon, Joel and Nicole, our own Sweatpantsmom and one current Laker Kobe Bryant and family. With Kobe is his wife Vanessa and their two daughters Natalia, 4 1/2, and Gianna, 18 months.

I'm sure Kobe's daughters enjoyed it much, much more than a Laker's game. I bet Kobe did too.

Photo: Just Jared

What Do Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise Have in Common?

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:59:00 GMT

What do Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus and actor/cultist Tom Cruise have in common? No, not their height. Well, besides their height.

If you said they both hurt a Shield, you're right!

The main difference of course is that Tom lashed out at Brooke by spouting diarrhea of the mouth and Miley did so by being too sweet for Rowan to handle. Apparently, 4-year-old Rowan did not take kindly to witnessing the Disney star being called "baby girl" by Brooke and then hugged during a taping of the show Hannah Montana. She even stood up during the taping and yelled, "Nooooo ... That's my mama for real life!"

That's pretty cute.

Miley defused the situation by telling Rowan, "It was so nice for you to let me borrow your mom for today." Smooth.

Source: People

Photo: Celebutopia

Famecrawler: Stories You Loved and Hated

Karen — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Either way, Famecrawler editors are more than happy to highlight some of the celebricrap that has transpired of late:

- Oscar De La Hoya was caught in fishnet stockings, and we have the pics to prove it. Or do we? There were rumours of Photoshop at work!

- Jerry Seinfeld's wife Jessica was on Oprah and released a cookbook that is a hit with parents, but will kids eat cookies with mashed veggies in them?

- Catherine wants to smack Elizabeth Hasslebeck upside the head. I'm right behind you Catherine, I even dug my Doc Martens out of the basement. When this loudmouth takes maternity leave, why don't they just replace her with Ann Coulter, or better yet, Bill Maher?

- J-Lo pulled a publicity stunt that made us all wonder why she bothered. It's not like anyone cares if she's pregnant with twins. The whole secrecy thing was overdone and I'm pretty sure we've all lost interest but her charade was good for a few laughs.

- The fact that Martha Stewart pays $28,000 a MONTH to get her daughter knocked up? Creepy!

- Disney's Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus came clean on pregnancy and street cred.

- Britney Spears has been in our headlines constantly, but her constant leakage has been popular. Check out this hilarious parody video that Sweatpants Mom posted! Oh baby, not that kind of leakage, though she's definitely shown us some of that. No no kids, I mean the songs, the video and most importantly, the UNCUT version. With boobies! Here's 12 reasons NOT to bother buying the album though. You're welcome. If that's not enough, there is always her sex tape!

Miley Cyrus Tickets: Disney's Hannah Montana Has Not Sold Out! Great Pictures!

Whit Honea — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 23:38:00 GMT

I'm guessing that most of you knew of Miley Cyrus from Disney's Hannah Montana long before the crazy pregnancy thing. Her show is one of the top-rated programs on TV, drawing some 5 million viewers a week. That's a lot of tween power.

Apparently their power isn't just over the remote control. According to the Associated Press, her "Best of Both Worlds Tour" has "gone clean," which is industry speak for "sold out" (see, it's so much hipper), at such a rate that scalpers are able to get insane prices on ebay where one ticket for a show in Charlotte sold for $2,565.

Basically, if you can buy enough tickets you can turn around and sell them to pay for your kid's college fund, or in my case a butt-load of student loans.

"We knew it was hot, but we had no idea it was this crazy," said Debra Rathwell, senior vice president of tour handler AEG Live. "It's like the Beatles."

Dear God, did she just compare Miley Cyrus to the Beatles? If I wasn't already sitting down I would need to. Maybe I'll just have a beer and go to bed.

As if that wasn't enough, the AP also reports that Cyrus' tour is out-selling The Police, Justin Timberlake and Bruce Springsteen. And of course her dad.

Photos: Celebutopia

UPDATED: Here's the Ticket- Disney's Hannah Montana Star Miley Cyrus Talks Pregnancy

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:42:00 GMT

Miley Cyrus addressed the rumor of her pregnancy at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party. She told Extra, “It’s given me the street cred to say that would be impossible, because I’m living my life the way I believe is right and that is to stay pure.”

When asked if she believed in sex before marriage she said, “No, I don’t at all!”

Guess who has two thumbs and is happy as hell? This guy.

Anyone know where I can get a Hannah Montana ticket? Although I'd rather have the $5000!

UPDATED FOR OUR YOUNGER READERS: Hey Gang, I've noticed in some of your comments that there are a few of you that are misunderstanding Miley's situation. She was never pregnant. It was a huge hoax by some internet magazine that a lot of the media actually fell for. Miley's comments above are regarding that rumor. Her statement is that she would never become pregnant and would never have sex before marriage. She's saying good stuff. Miley hasn't let anyone down, in fact, she's shown what a strong and positive role model she is. - Whit

New Pictures:

Photo: Just Jared

Billy Ray Cyrus Doesn't Want Daughter to Ache or Break His Heart

Whit Honea — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:31:00 GMT

Ex-mulleted singer and current TV star, Billy Ray Cyrus, doesn't want his popular daughter to go the way of the bad kids. He even makes sure that she keeps up with all of their goings on, just to see how bad it all looks. Of course we're talking about Britney, Paris and Lindsay, but you knew that.

Miley Cyrus, who plays Hannah Montana on the very successful Disney show of the same name, doesn't have any plans to join the ranks of the Hollywood trash set. She claims her close relationship with her father has helped to ensure that.

"It's the same with Miley as it is with all my kids," say Cyrus, a father of five children with wife Leticia. "I try to be their best friend. ... It's a real fine line, and thus far, it's a line I've been able to walk."

I never thought I would say this, but I like Billy Ray Cyrus. He's doing the right thing. Let's hope it works to plan.