FameCrawler : DC

Suri: Not Trying to Hear That, See

Whit Honea — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 19:29:00 GMT

In the immortal words of Positive K:

Aiyyo sweetie, you're lookin' kinda pretty
What's a girl like you, doin' in this rough city?

Yes, that was deep.

Suri doesn't look like she wants to hear what Katie Holmes is selling. I'm very familiar with that.

Please note the look on Katie's face. That is the "I'm smiling and speaking in soft, sing-song tones, but my words are full of pending consequence" face. I'm also very familiar with that.

I'm usually on the Suri end of that conversation.

Katie Holmes- It Must Be The Pants

Katie Holmes Almost Nude

Whit Honea — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:08:00 GMT

Katie Holmes must be getting sick of all the talk about her being the Jayna to Tom Cruise's Zan. They may look like the Wonder Twins from the head up, but Kate wants to remind everyone that from the neck down she's all woman and she ain't gleekin' around.

That was some awesome Super Friends material there if I do say so myself.

I can't tell if Holmes is wearing a shirt or if she has on that artsy body paint I'm always ~~looking at~~ hearing about.

Also of note, are we looking at an outie, a piercing or a nubin?

One thing is certain, she isn't pregnant.

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The Truth About Christian Bale

Karen — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Reports of Christian Bale allegedly assaulting his mother and sister seem to be nothing more than drama.

“Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife,” the source said.

Bale’s lawyers issued a statement Tuesday denying the allegations of assault.

The actor’s sister, Sharon Bale, told Britain’s Telegraph an “incident” had occurred but would not offer up any details surrounding the events that lead to her brother’s arrest.

“OK, there was an incident but the police are dealing with it,” she said. “It is an extremely sensitive situation. There is nothing more I can say.”

Jenny Bale was also tight-lipped, but said they did not call the police.

“Yes, I was there, and yes there was a family situation, but the police are handling it and I cannot say anymore at the moment,” Jenny told the Telegraph. “We didn’t call the police to the scene. I can’t say anymore, but we didn’t call the police.”

Thank goodness.

Christian Bale is Sick of This Guano

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:34:00 GMT

Christian Bale, everyone's favorite bat daddy, has released a statement regarding his alleged arrest.

In a statement released today:

"Christian Bale attended a London Police station today, on a voluntary basis, in order to assist with an allegation that had been made against him to the police by his mother and sister. Mr Bale who denies the allegation, co-operated throughout, gave his account in full of the events in question, and has left the station without any charge being made against him by the Police.

At this time, there will be no further comment by Mr Bale."

Man, I hate even writing about this. I hope whatever crazy is going on is resolved quickly.

And yes, I know that I've used "guano" in two posts today, but it's really funny to me.

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Christian Bale Goes Guano: Arrested for Assault on Family

Whit Honea — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:54:00 GMT

Holy WTF, Batman? I wanted to write that this wasn't true, but apparently it is. Christian Bale was accused of assault after lashing out at his mother and sister while in London. He was taken in for questioning, arrested and then released on bail.

We don't know the extent of the assault. There hasn't been any information available as to the specifics, whether it was an act of violence or if he was just using his gravely Batman voice.

Now, I'm not justifying anything here, but the tabloids have been running stories about the pressures on Bale for a few days, and then he snaps on the people he loves the most. Fairly classic breakdown material, wouldn't you say? Let's hope everyone involved is alright and that Bale gets his shit together.

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Christian Bale is the Dark Knight and Daddy

Whit Honea — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:05:00 GMT

Did you know that Christian Bale had some movie open this past weekend? Some Superfriends spin-off I hear.

Well, Bale is more than Batman to little Emmaline. He's Daddyman, and that's the kind of hero she needs right now. Sorry, Gotham.

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Sexy Superhero Parents: The Top 10

Whit Honea — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:16:00 GMT

Superheroes. We love them, we need them. Man, we sure could use some about now, couldn't we?

The Superhero movie has become pure gold lately, monetarily speaking, and some of Hollywood's biggest (and hottest) stars have been putting on the tights (or armor) for our viewing pleasure. Many of those stars are parents, hence this list on FameCrawler (not to mention the fact that I'm a big comic ~~geek~~ fan).

I know, all good parents are super or heroes or whatever, this isn't about that. This is about rocking the spandex (and box office).

Excelsior!

10. Tobey Maguire- Spiderman: Seabiscuit's own Tobey has starred as Peter Parker/Spiderman in all three of the films thus far in the series. There is talk that a fourth film will be released in a few years. Tobey is married to Jennifer Meyer and has a one-year-old daughter Ruby Sweetheart.

9. James Marsden- Cyclops: James played Cyclops in the X-Men trilogy. He was also in Superman, but not as the 'man of steel.' He was also the prince in Enchanted, which was actually quite good. He is married to Lisa Linde and they have two children, Jack (7) and Mary (turns 3 in August).

8. Eric Bana- Hulk: Eric played the Hulk's alter-ego Bruce Banner in the earlier Hulk film (the role played this summer by Ed Norton). He also starred shirtless with Brad Pitt in Troy. The Australian actor is married to Rebecca Gleeson and they have two children, Klaus (10) and Sophia (7).

7. Will Smith- Hancock: Will Smith has been in every movie ever made, and now he's a superhero. Smith is married to Jada Pinkett-Smith and has three children, Trey, Jaden and Willow.

6. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck- Elektra/Daredevil: Jennifer Garner should be ranked higher, but she's got that Affleck anchor attached to her. I only had room for 10 and since these two characters are so intertwined, both in the movie and real life, well, you get it. The couple have a daughter named Violet and might have one on deck.

5. Robert Downey, Jr.- Iron Man: Could there ever be a better Tony Stark? Reformed bad boy Robert Downey, Jr., finally matched his box office intake to his critical acclaim when he landed in the role he was born to play. Robert is married to Susan Levin and has a 16-year-old son, Indio, from a previous marriage.

4. Jessica Alba- Invisible Woman: Jessica Alba was anything but invisible in her role as the Fantastic Four's Susan Storm/Invisible Woman. She played the part twice. Alba is married to Cash Warren and they have a brand new daughter named Honor.

3. Halle Berry- Storm: Did you know that Academy Award winner Halle Berry was the runner-up in the 1986 Miss USA? It's true, ask Wikipedia. Berry played Storm in all of the X-Men movies. She recently had a baby, Nahla, with her boyfriend, model Gabriel Aubry.

2. Hugh Jackman- Wolverine: Yes, Hugh Jackman is super dad. The Broadway star has played the character of Logan/Wolverine in all of the X-Men films and will be the subject of the prequel, Wolverine, which is currently filming. Hugh is married to Deborra-Lee Furness and has two children, Oscar (8) and Ava (turns 3 tomorrow, Happy Birthday, Ava!).

1. Christian Bale- Batman: Who else could it be? Christian Bale is our winner. Congratulations, pretty boy. Bale is married to Sandra "Sibi" Blazic and together they have a daughter whose name has never been confirmed. Bale, like Batman, is a pretty private guy.

And there you go, a bunch of sexy superhero parents. Remember, if you want to learn (or see) more of these celebrities you're in the right spot. FameCrawler is all celebrity parents all the time.

Next week, supervillians!

Take us out, KISS:

Photos: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-5-08

Whit Honea — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 21:07:00 GMT

If I put these binoculars up to my face do I look like WALL-E?

Wonder Woman is an alcoholic (Celebspin)

Cate and Iggy stay warm (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Nicole Richie can act? (Teen Hollywood)

Headband and Maybeline enjoy the 4th. (Gossip Girls)

Batman won't do Robin (fametastic)

Robert Downey, Jr., and Son: What's Wrong with This Picture?

Whit Honea — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:11:00 GMT

Can you spot what is wrong with this picture of Robert Downey, Jr., and his son Indio?

Hint, it's not the murses (for the sake of this post anyway).

Give up? It's Indio's belt buckle- Batman!? Come on, Indio, your dad is freaking Iron Man! How about holding your pants up with the meal ticket!

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Little Rivets in the Future for Iron Man Robert Downey Jr.?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:05:00 GMT

"Iron Man" Robert Downey Jr. knows the secret to a good life. That is, besides having your movie rake in $201 million in five days. "Happy wife, happy life!" says Downey, who has been married to Susan Levin since 2005.

But when asked if the two were planning on popping out any little rivets, Levin replied, "Oh, I don't know, talk to my mom!"

Slightly off topic, but does Robert look kind of smoldering here? Or maybe it's just the $201 million that's got me all hot and bothered.

Iron Man is a Lakers Fan

Robert Downey, Jr., Wants More Iron Babies

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Robert Downey, Jr., Wants More Iron Babies

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 20:27:00 GMT

The closer it gets the more excited I am about Iron Man. The movie looks awesome. There was some crap in the L.A. Times on Sunday about Robert Downey, Jr., selling out by taking a superhero role because it's all spandex and fluff. First of all, L.A. Times, Iron Man wears IRON and second of all, if someone thinks that the life of a superhero/secret-identity is fluff then they don't know much about Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark- these guys have issues.

Yeah, my geek is showing. So what?

Where was I? Oh yeah, Robert Downey, Jr., is ready for more offspring, saying, "I want more children. I also want to travel. I talk about things I want to do a lot."

He has a son, 14-year-old Indio who is apparently quite the musician. Dad's advice? "I said to him that he should call his next album, 'How To Pass Eighth Grade'!"

Spot on. With dad material like that I do believe Downey is ready for round two.

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Keri Russell Sounds Like Wonder Woman

Whit Honea — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 13:09:00 GMT

Keri Russel's new gig is super, but it doesn't require a personal trainer or a sliver of spandex. She'll be portraying Wonder Woman, but all of her acting will be into a microphone.

The movie will be released straight to DVD, but don't mistake it for a Jessica Simpson vehicle. These new DC movies are pretty cool.

Yeah, I'm a grown man that likes comics, so what?

Photo: RJones Design

Rodney Atkins Supports Adoption, Pounds Son

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:19:00 GMT

I won't pretend that I know who Rodney Atkins is. I don't generally listen to country music. I do know that Rodney, having been adopted himself, is an advocate for adoption and performed as such in Washington D.C, for National Adoption Day. Kudos.

Then he and his 5-year-old-son pounded fists. My boys are 21-months and 4, and they love pounding fists. I think the high-five is losing ground.

Katie Holmes Got Back

Whit Honea — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:11:00 GMT

Damn, Katie. Baby's showing back. Look at this next picture, she's showing more back than Tom's showing short. That's hot.

Photo: Celebutopia

The Best Pictures of Katie Holmes and Tom and Suri Cruise. Ever.

Whit Honea — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 22:33:00 GMT

This is possibly the most believable photo of celebrity parents I have ever seen, and it's TomKat! Who would've thunk it?

Just look at Tom, his hair is disheveled, he has a blanket on his shoulder and the three "S's" in one hand; shoes, snacks and sippy cup. That is full daddy mode right there. I'm so happy to see this that I'm not even going to crack wise on Xenu for an entire post.

This is what I'm talking about:

Sleep well, sweet prince.

Photos: Celebutopia

Philip Seymour Hoffman Doesn't Need a Costume

Whit Honea — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 20:33:00 GMT

Philip Seymour Hoffman is looking like a zombie without the aid of a costume. Speaking of costumes, that's his son Cooper dressed as Spiderman. His mom is Hoffman's girlfriend Mimi O'Donnell who is a costume designer. My first thought was that a costume designer should be able to do something better than an off-the-rack Spidey suit, but then I remembered that I too have a 4-year-old and that there is no such thing as compromise once their heart is set on an outfit. That said, it's actually pretty cool of the couple to let Cooper be a kid and do his thing.

You'll notice Cooper's pal is Superman. Don't these kids know not to mix their Marvel with their DC? Cats and dogs, man. Cats and dogs.

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop

FameCrawler : DC

Suri: Not Trying to Hear That, See

Katie Holmes' "Me Time"

Katie Holmes- It Must Be The Pants

Katie Holmes Almost Nude

Katie Holmes Almost Nude

The Truth About Christian Bale

Christian Bale is Sick of This Guano

Christian Bale Goes Guano: Arrested for Assault on Family

Christian Bale is the Dark Knight and Daddy

Sexy Superhero Parents: The Top 10

Spying on the Neighbors: 7-5-08

Robert Downey, Jr., and Son: What's Wrong with This Picture?

Little Rivets in the Future for Iron Man Robert Downey Jr.?

Robert Downey, Jr., Wants More Iron Babies

Keri Russell Sounds Like Wonder Woman

Rodney Atkins Supports Adoption, Pounds Son

Katie Holmes Got Back

The Best Pictures of Katie Holmes and Tom and Suri Cruise. Ever.

Philip Seymour Hoffman Doesn't Need a Costume