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Sarah Palin's Adult Film - Part Deux, Oh Geez

Josh loposer — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:02:00 GMT

What's a down-home, Alaskan hockey mom to do when she becomes the subject of not one, but (at least) two porno movies featuring a look-a-like? More importantly for Sarah Palin, how does her family deal with it?

With two of Sarah's daughters in public school -- Willow, 14, and Piper, 8 -- you've got to know they are the butt of some Nailin' Palin jokes. Not to mention, other parents joking behind your back at the PTA meetings and hockey games. Once you become a national public figure, your whole family just has to develop thick skin to this type of thing.

The second installment of the Nailin' Palin series, entitled Hollywood is Nailin' Palin is set debut later this year -- going straight to DVD of course. Once again, adult star Lisa Ann will play the part of Alaska's conservative governor. The story of Hollywood is Nailin' Palin however, manages to be tons more creative and celebrity savvy.

Allegedly, the plot picks up just after the governor's bid for the Vice Presidency. After her defeat, she decides to try her luck in Hollywood where she meets (and more, I'm assuming) stars like David Hasselhoff and Samantha Ronson on her way to stardom, including her own reality show America's Top Governor. Ha!

I love the way Hustler stamped the words "this is a parody," just in case anyone got confused and thought Sarah Palin actually participated in the production.

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Ray Liotta Voices Criminal on Spongebob Squarepants

Karl Erikson — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Ray Liotta has done plenty of villains in his time, but none quite like this. You know you're in the Big Time when you're about to do a voice for Spongebob Squarepants. And a BAD GUY on Spongebob at that! The upcoming half-hour special is due to air on Nickelodeon October 13 and Ray will play the leader of the Dangerous Bubble Poppin' Boys gang.

Liotta is currently dating Catherine Hickland. She did a lot of soap opera work and guest roles on killer shows like "CHiPs" and "Airwolf," but get this. Here's where it gets freaky. Hickland was married to David Hasselhoff for 5 years...during the prime "Knight Rider" days, right? So she divorces the Hoff and THEN? Marries Michael Knight from "All My Children!" Michael Knight? And the main dude on "Knight Rider" is Michael Knight?

Now Ray Liotta is sleeping with a woman who slept with Michael Knight...like, sqared.

This shit is blowing my freaking mind.

Where was I? Oh, right, so Liotta has a 10-year old daughter, Karsen. That's all I was trying to say. I'm sure you can see the train of thought there.

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Derrick Barry Does Britney Spears: Dude's Got Talent (Video)

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:29:00 GMT

I'm not big on impersonators and, having never watched it, I'm not sure I'm big on America's Got Talent. But this clip from the show showing a guy (yes, that's a dude) named Derrick Barry doing Brit doing Toxic is pretty mesmerizing.

In fact, I think Derrick Barry does Britney Spears better than Britney Spears. See for yourself.

Link: sevenload.com

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David Hasselhoff is One Funny Guy

Karen — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:45:00 GMT

Hasselhoff recently told talk show host Craig Ferguson that he was looking to buy a castle.

"I'm doing an album of Broadway musicals and I'm going to premiere in a little castle I'm looking for in Scotland," he told Ferguson.

"As a matter of fact, I'm looking for the Hassel Castle. You're from Scotland aren't you? Can you help me find one? I know I can go there and buy one."

I LOVE Hassel-jokes, like Don't Hassle the Hoff, his career, and get drunk and puke up a burger, don't you? Why is the media still writing about this guy?

David Hasselhoff to Pay $25K a Month to Ex, Kids

Karen — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Ever since that video was released where Hasselhoff's daughter Taylor filmed the Baywatch star drunk and eating a burger, I haven't had a whole lot of respect for the man. CNN reported yesterday that Hasselhoff has recently agreed to pay ex-wife Pamela Bach $21,000 a month in alimony and $4000 in child support.

Hasselhoff and his ex-wife have joint custody of their two children, Taylor, 17, and Hayley, 15. The couple divorced in 2006, and the recent court documents also say they agreed to joint ownership of their San Fernando valley home and will divide the family's cars, bank accounts and Hasselhoff's pensions from acting and directing guilds.

Despite all these agreements in what seems to be an amicable resolve to their break-up, I sure hope Hasselhoff has gotten his drinking under control since that video last May. If having your teenage daughter film and publicize your drinking problem around the world isn't a wake-up call, I really don't know what is.

Please Tell Me Pam Anderson & Criss Angel Aren't Making Babies?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:06:00 GMT

I'm going to file this under "eww," and "please no." A few months back, before Pamela Anderson divorced Rick Salomon and they were still actually together, there were rumors that Pammie was being a naughty wife and had hooked up with Angel. Now that Anderson is a single mom again, I suppose she's entitled to play the field, but come on, Criss Angel? The two of them alone skeeve me out, but together? Double gross. Please tell me they aren't going to reproduce?

According to Perez, the pair were seen at Elton John's concert at the Coliseum on the weekend, looking "very cozy." Just the thought of those two together make me want to shower. Seriously, what if they are hooking up and plan on making babies? *Shudder*

I always wonder what Pam's son's think about their mother's, uh, "carefree" ways with men? I'm guessing a huge therapy bill might be in Brandon and Dylan's future. Just sayin'.

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David Hasselhoff to Pam Bach: Gimme Back My Crap

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:20:00 GMT

I'm sure David Hassehoff's daughters can't wait to bring their friends back to dad's swingin' bachelor pad. The Hoff, who is going through a nasty divorce and custody battle with ex-wife Pamela Bach, recently got a judge's approval to retrieve some bizarre items from the family home. We all knew Hasselhoff was a creep, now we know he also has incredibly bad taste. His belongings include:

- Boy with horn located in the African room
- Dolphin located in the African room
- Green elephant located in the African room
- African pipe -- same room
- Ivory tusk
- Elephant foot and two elephant stools (chick magnets)
- "French Maid"

Damn, and I was embarrassed when my dad used to break out the polka albums.

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Rick Soloman's Cousin "Trashes" Pamela Anderson

Karen — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:02:00 GMT

The 78 year old cousin of sex-tape star Rick Soloman is slinging around some harsh words after the on again, off again relationship between Rick and Pam has finally broke up.

I say "finally" even though it was a 2 month marriage because any more of this story and my head might explode from boredom.

Salomon’s cousin, Alice Koffer, 78, claims he was crazy to marry Anderson in the first place - and probably only embarked on the relationship for financial gain.

She tells the Palm Beach Post, "His poor mother must be spinning in her grave! She tried so hard to raise him right.

"I don’t know what he sees in that trashy woman. The kid is nuts. (Anderson) must have some money or he wouldn’t be with her."

I'm probably going to hell for this, but I can picture this old woman being interviewed and wagging her finger. Tsk tsk Ricky.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon: Classy, Drunk and Still Together

Sassy Smith — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 22:04:00 GMT

On again, off again, drunk again, divorcing, on again, Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon approached the Christmas holidays in style. By in style, I mean my pet rock has more class. The couple partied at Villa Lounge until 6am Friday night. Or Saturday morning. Whichever.

I guess they're still together despite the possibility of Pammie having naughty relations with Criss Angel's magic wand. Can't wait to see what 2008 brings for these two ~~sleaze bags~~ love birds.

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Did Criss Angel's "Magic Wand" Come Between Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Do you like my 'sexually magic' innuendo title? Witty eh? So, what's the scoop? Did Mindfreak Criss Angel come between the disaster that is Pamela Anderson and her latest husband, Rick Salomon (I say 'latest' because you know he isn't going to be her last husband)?

A couple of weeks ago, Anderson and Angel were seen ~~whoring it up~~ partying at Las Vegas club LAX, then days later Pammie filed for divorce and then to make it not seem trashy and irratic, she posted on her website that she and Rick were "working it out." Dysfunctional with a capital FREAK.

However, Life & Style is reporting that Criss says nothing is going on between him and Pam. "Pam is a wonderful human being and a friend and has been for a while. And you know what, people will talk about any celebrity that I'm with. It's inevitable!"

I'm shocked that anyone would think that the former Baywatch babe would be anything other than faithful to the guy she's with. She seems so stable.

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Makin' Magic: Pamela Anderson & Criss Angel?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 23:03:00 GMT

Newly wed, Pamela Anderson was seen Friday night, getting cozy with Ilusionist, Criss Angel, at nightclub, LAX.

Hmm, honeymoon over for Pammie and hubby, ~~Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds man~~ Rick Salomon? I thought Pamela was "busy" every night, so how'd she squeeze time out to slither all over Angel?

Perhaps Anderson, who works with Hans Klok, and Angel were swapping magic tips. As in, I'll show you my magic wand, if you show me where you hide your rabbit.

Photo source: Celebrity-gossip.net

Pamela Anderson Is TV's Sexiest Woman Ever

Sassy Smith — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 15:03:00 GMT

According to an AOL online poll, Pamela Anderson is TV's Sexiest Woman ever. That statement seems wrong. Very, very wrong. She's so, so...tacky. Tacky but pretty right? Look at that photo! She's certainly the busiest woman ever.

Here's the top 10 women who made the list:

10. Tina Louise--Gilligan’s Island
9. Catherine Bach--Dukes of Hazzard
8. Katherine Heigl--Grey’s Anatomy
7. Barbara Eden--I Dream of Jeannie
6. Diana Rigg--The Avengers
5. Eva Longoria--Desperate Housewives
4. Heather Locklear--Spin City,Melrose Place, etc.
3. Lynda Carter--Wonder Woman
2. Farrah Fawcett--Charlie’s Angels
1. Pamela Anderson--Baywatch

If you'd like to see the complete list, then you can find it here. I got through the first 17 and then I fell asleep.

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Pamela Anderson Hangin' Up Her Boobs

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:03:00 GMT

She's retiring. Soon. I guess. I thought that would mean she's packing those big guns away since, um, what else is she famous for? Oh right. Being a ~~tramp~~ magician's helper. And re-runs of Baywatch.

Pamela Anderson who performs with Hans Klok in The Beauty of Magic, in Las Vegas, says she's got five more years of show-biz in her. She tells USA Today, "I get offers to do movies and TV all the time. I say no to everything. Drives my agent crazy. But I'm lazy. I don't want to work. I want to be with my kids. So I just fly in from L.A., do a few days of shows and go back home." The magic show is due to end for good at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino on Dec. 8.

Anderson plans on coming back to Canada (oh great) in about five years. She says she's got some land and "it'll be time." For now however, she's busy with the magic show, helping with mathematics at her sons' school (can't quite imagine that) and she's also having sex every night with her latest husband, Rick Salomon. Says Anderson, "He knows about all my stuff, and I know all his stuff." Ah ya, we all know about all your stuff.

Happy retirement Pam, happy retirement.

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Pamela Anderson Is Busy Being A Wife & Having Sex Every Night

Sassy Smith — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 22:02:00 GMT

Baywatch star, Pamela Anderson, another one of those "mom of the year" celebrities, is newly married again and very busy being a wife, so she and her husband, Rick Salomon, have no time to party. They're busy in the bedroom.

Pam said, "I'm the happiest I've ever been. We're good for each other. We're in every night-having sex!" You know, I thought for sure, when I read she was too busy for partying, that she was going to maybe mention that she was busy, being a MOM. How naive of me.

This is definately a match made in Heaven. I mean Anderson is known for her long term relationships and Salomon is Paris Hilton's sloppy seconds guy, so why wouldn't this last? Pammie lost alot of poker games to Rick and he offered to clear her debt in return for sex. Classy.

They married in a quickie ceremony, in between Hans Klok's magic shows (which Pam is a part of) and when asked if she rushed into the marriage with Salomon, she replied, "Nah. I make all of my decisions in about five minutes." Again, classy.

On her kids, Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, who are happy that her show with Klok is ending soon. "My kids, they're kind of scared of him, because he might make them disappear.

Maybe he could make Pammie disappear.

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My Eyes! My Eyes! The Hoff Takes It Off

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Freaky, but I swear I'm seeing the image of the Virgin Mary in David Hasselhoff's stomach hairs.

The Hoff is seen here spending a day at the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu, teaching kids how to boogie-board. I'm not sure who the little girl is, but I know it's not Hasselhoff's kid. His daughters, Taylor Ann and Hayley, are teens and gained some notoriety awhile back for filming their drunken dad attempting to eat a cheeseburger off a hotel room carpet. That ninety seconds of film convinced me to never, ever teach my kids how to use the video camera.

I don't want to hate on The Hoff too much here because it looks like he's doing something for charity, so I'll end by saying something nice. David, thanks for keeping your shorts on.

[Source: Pacific Coast News for use on FameCrawler]

A Fathers Day Miracle: David Hasselhoff Gets Full Custody Of Children

HerBadMother — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:30:00 GMT

David Hasslehoff has been awarded full custody of his two children, according to People.com.

This is great news, isn't it? You can drink yourself stupid in front of your kids and make them videotape it, make terrible music videos that feature you exhorting very young women to jump into your car, and just be a world-class creepy weirdo in general and still be declared fit to parent. You can be as strange and disturbing and devoid of taste and judgment as you like and the courts won't discriminate against you.

It's a great day in American justice, people. A great day.

In Between Tequila Shots, The Hoff Fights For His Kids.

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:05:00 GMT

The battle continues between David Hasselhoff and his ex-wife, Pamela Bach, for custody of their two daughters, ages 14 and 16. You may recall that we recently were treated to a video of The Hoff, drunk off his ass and trying to eat a cheeseburger off the floor of his Las Vegas hotel room. That video was shot by his daughters and one of them can be heard on camera begging her father to stop drinking.

Hasselhoff lost visitation rights with his daughters for two weeks after the video became public. And here's something even grosser than your uncle downing a six-pack and asking you to pull his finger - Hasselhoff claims that the tape was actually part of his 'recovery' and that his daughters filmed his drooling, slurring, drunken episode because he asked them to.

Did I mention Hasselhoff is trying to get custody?

In another bit of irony, Hasselhoff is one of the judges on the NBC show "America's Got Talent."