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JLo: Diva Mom To The Max

Sassy Smith — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:04:00 GMT

JLo is a diva mom to the Max (and Emme) - get it?

By now we've all heard the stories of Jennifer's hospital stay, the ridiculous amounts of money spent on things that most of us will never be able to afford, and even if we could, probably wouldn't anyway, because honestly, some of her demands are beyond over the top.

The kidnapping threat may be real, so sure if you're a multi-millionaire and can afford, it hire 200 bodyguards if you want. Whatever.

She's rigged her many homes with husband Marc Anthony, with hand sanitizer stations throughout. Guests are asked to scrub like they're going to perform brain surgery and wear surgical masks or they are not getting near those twins. Sure we're all for being clean and sanitary, but honestly, is that necessary?

However - you think that's outrageous? Ha! Now the popstar/actress has reportedly hired a color therapist and a masseuse just for the babies. Hello? Can someone please tell me what a color therapist does? Anyone?

A insider said, "She has employed a professional baby masseuse to come in once or twice a week and is also superparanoid about hygiene. The twins’ wing is totally sterile and all flowers and presents are stored in a separate room, so they don’t contaminate the babies’ area."

Lopez also ordered 600-thread count cotton sheets for the twins. What? Do they honestly care? Does she think they're in their cradles saying, "Mother, these sheets are crap, only 200 thread count!" The babies even have diamond rattles and two ponies. Wait until they spit up on those diamonds - mama won't be happy.

What's next? Ruby encrusted diapers? Solid gold baby bottles?

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JLo: Twins Need 12 Bodyguards & Tons of Hand Sanitizer

Sassy Smith — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony welcomed their twins on February 22 and there were reports of "kidnapping fears." The couple are not taking any chances and have decided to hire 12 bodyguards to be on duty 24/7 so their babies are constantly being watched.

The guards will be working eight-hour shifts in pairs around the clock at a mere $600,000 - I'm assuming that's per year? And although it might seem a bit much, they are famous babies, and maybe there are real kidnapping threats and how can you put a price on your baby's well being? JLo's got the dough, so why not? Better to be safe than sorry! Lopez has also had closed-circuit cameras installed in just about every room in their several homes.

That's not all though - the popdiva and her husband, have strategically placed dispensers of hygienic cleanser throughout the rooms. Visitors are asked to scrub themselves clean before getting near the twins. Guests are also asked to wear surgical masks.

Ha! Wait until they're on their 3rd and 4th kid - they'll pick up the baby's pacifier off the floor, wipe it on their shirt and stick it back in their mouth. Believe me, first time parents are so paranoid (I was) but by number 3, as long as they're not drinking Windex, it's all good.

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JLo's Twins' Names CONFIRMED!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:02:00 GMT

JLo and Marc Anthony have named their infant twins - Max and Emme! Famecrawler called this weeks ago HERE. But that would be bragging, so I won't mention that we already posted this weeks ago.

JLo's manager confirmed to People magazine, that the babies' names are indeed Max and Emme. Yes, just like Dragon Tales.

From People:

"The new parents welcomed their son and daughter on February 22nd Emme was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and Max followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs."

See? Max and Emme, just like we told you back in January. Oh geez, there I go bragging again.

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JLo's Registry - Expensive!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez lives in the lap of luxury but she's still Jenny from the block right? Right. Plus, listen, when you're only getting SIX MILLION DOLLARS for the first photos of your twins, you NEED to start a registry so people know what to buy for your babies, who probably have nothing.

Here's a list of some of the items she's registered for at Petit Tresor - try not to let your mouth fall open or your jaw drop to the floor. Feel free to do some eye rolling though:

Cashmere cardigan, hat and booties - $279 each
A box of onesies - $169 each
Chelsea sleigh cribs - $1390 each
Glam Gliders for JLo and Marc - $1420 each
Changing table - $1780
Italian leather and snake skin diaper bag - $1250

I feel sorry for those babies - no diamond studded diapers? The shame!

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Sassy Smith — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez, husband Marc Anthony and twins (possibly Max and Emme?) are now home! Lopez was reportedly released from North Shore University Hospital on Monday.

"Marc and Jennifer are ecstatic. Everyone is healthy and happy." The babies are the fourth and fifth children for Marc Anthony - he has three kids from his previous relationhships.

Jennifer, who had earlier said she's not sure if she'll be a working mom, is scheduled for the movie Love and Other Possible Pursuits. Shooting begins later this year.

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Sassy Smith — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:34:00 GMT

There's still much speculation on whether or not JLo and husband Marc Anthony are actually at a NJ hospital ready to give birth to twins, but apparently the couple have already chosen names for their babies!

It's rumored that the day before Jennifer's baby shower, on January 18, her mom Guadalupe was seen at Genesis Jewelers in NY, picking up two gold baby braclets - and they were engraved with the names Max and Emme.

Awww....I suppose like every other celebrity baby scoop, we'll find out sooner or later whether or not those are the real names! Good luck Jennifer and Marc if you are actually about to have twins.

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Jennifer Lopez is NOT in Labor, Says Rep

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:07:00 GMT

According to Marc Anthony's rep, Jennifer Lopez is not in labor. "It's not true," the rep tells Usmagazine.com. "We have been getting the same phone calls since last week. Everybody figures it is happening around now so they have started throwing out the story hoping they will be right and be the one to break the news but it isn't yet."

Of course, Lopez and Anthony have not been known to be forthcoming with their information. After all, this is the couple that refused to acknowledge that J-Lo was even pregnant, even though it had already been confirmed by the press, their friends, their relatives, Marc Anthony's ex wife, other celebrities, Lopez' gynecologist, my gardener and my mother's hairdresser's next-door neighbor.

We'll let you know when she's really in labor. I'll check with my postman.

[photo: Usmagazine.com]

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sweatpantsmom — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Well, I think this photo of Jennifer Lopez clears a lot of things up. The only reason to wear a tent like thi s is if you're pregnant, or you needed a place to stash all the groceries you've just stolen. Trust me I know, and I've got the free turkey, jug of Tide and carton of eggs to prove it.

Of course, you know that J.Lo and husband Marc Anthony have not 'confirmed' that they're expecting a child, but are just annoying the crap out of everyone by dropping hints. If the rumors are true and Lopez is pregnant with twins, she won't be able to fit into that poncho much longer. She can pass it on to me - I need a few things at the market.

[photo: Usmagazine.com]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Buy a Crapload of Onesies

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:05:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, rumored to be expecting twins, spent $50,000 on Wednesday at snooty baby store Petit Tresor. You'd think that kind of money would get them a whole Bentley full of baby supplies, but judging by the prices on the stores website the 50g's was probably just enough to get them a platinum rattle and a 2-pak of Prada burp cloths.

OK! Magazine is reporting that the store closed it's doors to the public for Lopez' and Anthony's shopping spree and the couple entered through a back entrance. They spent two hours picking out baby accessories including cribs, changing tables and armoires, all of which will be custom made by the store. Their intended nursery will have custom painted murals on the walls.

Now I think I know where the term 'pooping diamonds' comes from.

The Ex Factor: Dayanara Torres Confirms, and then Unconfirms, Jennifer Lopez' Pregnancy

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:45:00 GMT

Marc Anthony's ex wife, Dayanara Torres, has confirmed to the Latin American media that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. When asked how her children were reacting to the news of a step-sibling on the way, she replied, “They don’t know yet, as I barely found out yesterday. But I suppose they’re going to be very happy." Houston, we have a confirmation!

Anthony has two children with Torres, a former Miss Universe and there was speculation that Lopez and Anthony were having an affair while he was still married to Torres. I get the feeling Dayanara won't be rushing over with a Diaper Genie and a casserole for J-Lo once she gives birth.

Update: Dayanara Torres just issued a statement denying that she has any knowledge of a J.Lo Baby: "I have neither confirmed, nor have firsthand knowledge of any pregnancy...Marc, his family and I have a very respectful and mature relationship which we work hard to conserve for the benefit of our children." I guess when Jenny from the Block issues a gag order, people listen.

[photo: People.com]