FameCrawler : Demi Moore

Twitter Embarrassment: Demi Moore's Kids Tell Her To "Grow Up"

Sassy Smith — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 13:06:00 GMT

Demi Moore's daughters - Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah Belle, 15 - are so over her and stepfather Ashton Kutcher's online antics! The girls are "mortified" by their behavior and a recent photo of Demi's bikini'd butt being plastered on Twitter.

Kutcher, who married Moore in 2005, recently posted a picture (shown above) on Twitter, of her, bending over in a white bikini, writing, "watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!" Adding, "Shhh! Don't tell wifey" and his stepdaughters were none too happy.

A source said, "Seeing their mom and stepdad act like teenagers makes the girls cringe! They think their online exchanges are embarrassing and uncool.

"The girls freaked out when they saw Demi's butt in the air. They sat Demi and Ashton down and told them they needed to curb their immature behavior.

"Demi said it was just innocent fun, but Rumer shook her head in frustration and said, 'Grow up, Mom!'"

Rumer admits her mother and stepfather's Twitter use is "mind-blowing." She said, "They do it all the time and it kind of blows my mind."

And, being a mother of four (two who are now grown) myself, I'm betting Rumer's "mind-blowing" comment is not a compliment to her mom and stepdad.

Demi and Ashton - keep butt pictures off the Internet! Your kids will thank you.

Would you be mortified if your partner posted your ass photo (providing you have such a picture) online? Would your children be embarrassed? I can safely say mine would be!

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A Baby For Demi and Ashton!

Karl Erikson — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:40:00 GMT

Looks like Demi Moore and her boy toy husband Ashton Kutcher are going to have a baby this summer, though not from Demi getting pregnant. The National Enquirer says that the couple are going to adopt a baby boy. A pregnancy just isn't possible for the couple thus far, even with fertility treatments.

Reportedly, Demi and Ashton want to adopt because of President Obama's recent "call to service" speech. Geez, was Barack asking me to have more kids? I totally misunderstood what he was saying.

From the National Enquirer:

"Demi and Ashton are believed to be going through a private adoption agency and hope to be parents by the summer. It’s a well-deserved triumph for the couple who suffered through failed attempts at in vitro fertilization. 'Both Ashton and Demi finally came to terms with the reality that (childbirth) is just not going to happen for them,' an insider told The Enquirer. They had always resisted adoption because they wanted a baby of their own, but now everything has changed."

"It hit them that in this new period of hope and change, one of the best things they could do for a child - and for themselves - is to adopt a baby."

Demi already has three daughters from her marriage to Bruce Willis, and has said in the past that she wants a boy to "balance out the estrogen" in the family. Looks like she'll get her wish soon.

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Demi Moore Wants More Children

Karl Erikson — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Demi Moore, still hot at 46, says she wants more children. She and Ashton Kutcher, 13, are currently trying. Demi is mom to daughters Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah Belle, 14, with her ex-husband Bruce Willis, 52. But she really wants a baby with husband Ashton.

"We’d be delighted if it happened," she says. "We are doing lots of practicing. And you can’t complain about practicing with him!'

Demi and Bruce divorced 8 years ago and says it wasn't an easy process for Ashton to get accepted into her family. "It took effort and a lot of giving on my part and Bruce’s part. And really, tremendously on Ashton’s part. Coming into my life, Ashton just wasn’t meeting somebody that had baggage. I had trunks!"

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Three's Company: Heather Locklear, Richie Sambora, Jack Wagner Will Spend Thanksgiving Together

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Heather Locklear, boyfriend Jack Wagner and ex-husband Richie Sambora will all spend Thanksgiving together. Who do they think they are, Bruce, Ashton and Demi? A friend of Locklear's tells People magazine, "Richie and Heather are spending Thanksgiving together with [daughter] Ava. Jack [Wagner] and a few good friends will also be having dinner with them."

I think this proves how celebrities are just so much more evolved than us mortals, because I could never spend a holiday with a current flame and an ex hanging around. I don't care if they're the guitarist for Bon Jovi, or played Frisco Jones on General Hospital, it's just a little weird. Oh, I know it's for the sake of Locklear and Sambora's 11-year-old daughter, Ava, but still. Maybe Jack should try and make this less awkward by just stopping by, dropping off a pie and then heading over to Ashton and Demi's for dinner.

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Photos: Hollywood's Hottest Moms

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 15:11:00 GMT

Who makes the list of Hollywood's Hottest Moms? Angelina Jolie and Halle Berry, who both gave birth this year, certainly made the list of 11 hot celebrity moms. Cindy Crawford made the list coming in at number six. Find out who else is hot!

More pics after the jump!

The list is complied by FoxNews.com and goes like this:

Number 11: Angelina Jolie

She made the list for "her amazing ability to balance being an activist, movie star and mom." She's mother to six (with adopted and biological children) with Brad Pitt - Maddox, 7, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, Shiloh, 2 and twins Knox and Vivienne, almost four months.

Number 10 : Gwen Stefani

Gwen is mom to two sons, Kingston, 2 and 2-month-old Zuma, who she just debuted on her website.

Number 9 : Nicole Richie

Nicole and boyfriend Joel Madden welcomed their daughter Harlow in January of this year.

Number 8 : Isla Fisher

Actress Isla Fisher has daughter Olive with Sacha Baron Cohen.

Number 7 : Heidi Klum

Supermodel Heidi Klum has three children - Leni, 4 (dad is Klum's ex Flavio Briatore), and two children with husband Seal - Henry, 3, and Johan, almost 2.

Number 6: Cindy Crawford

At 42, Cindy is definitely a hot mom. She's currently featured in French Vogue. Her kids are son Presley, 9 and daughter Kaia, 7.

Number 5: Demi Moore

At nearly 46, Moore is the oldest on the list (but you wouldn't know it!) and has three girls with ex-husband Bruce Willis - Rumor, Scout and Tallulah Belle. Fox said of Moore, she's "redefined the meaning of hot in your 40s."

Number 4: Jessica Alba

Jessica became a first-time mom in June of this year, giving birth to daughter Honor Marie. Alba quickly got back to her sexy pre-baby body.

Number 3: Faith Hill

Faith Hill, 41, posed in a bikini for Shape Magazine and the mom of three daughters certainly looks awesome!

Number 2: Halle Berry

Halle became a mom at age 41 - she and boyfriend Gabrielle Aubry welcomed daughter Nahla. Halle's so hot, she snagged a man 10 years her junior. Rawr! Fox said Halle "just seems to get better with age."

Number 1: Kelly Ripa

Ex-soap star and current talk-show host, Kelly Ripa is married to former co-star Mark Consuelos and the couple have three kids - Michael, 11, Lola, 7, and Joaquin, 5.

Is there a celebrity mom you would have chosen that's not on the list?

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My Take on the VMA Suckfest

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:02:00 GMT

Right, I know I'm the new kid on the block here at Famecrawler, but I've been working my tail off getting into the gossip game. I love it here. My fellow bloggers are all very friendly and snarky - just the way I like 'em - and we have loads of great (and some insane) commenters.

Here's how dedicated I am to this new gig: I actually sat through the MTV Video Music Awards last night. The. Whole. Thing. Holy hell, what a clusterfook THAT shit was. I haven't watched the VMA's since, well, the 80s. You know, back when MTV actually played music videos. I haven't seen a video on MTV since Clinton was in office.

Now I know why I hate awards shows. Last night's show was absolutely terrible in almost every respect. It was slow, it was boring, and most every music performance blew big chunks. If you missed it, feel blessed because God was obviously smiling down upon you. Go play the lottery right now. Really, you're THAT lucky. There wasn't a single thing worth seeing, trust me.

And now, because I know you care, let me run through the VMA's as I see it. I'm referring to my tweets on Twitter last night to refresh my memory because the atrocity was just that memorable.

Let's start with the British "comedian" Russell Brand. Who the frak is this moron? I know he was in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," but the dude is not funny. Not for one solitary second. In fact, he was terrible. Why on Earth MTV decided to let this moron host their failing trainwreck of an awards show is beyond me. He started off on a political rant and just kept going downhill for over 2 hours.

He cracked a lot of offensive remarks, many aimed at the chaste Jonas Brothers. He made fun of them for wearing promise rings on their fingers and said he planned on stealing the rings from the boys by, well, you get the idea, I'm sure. Listen, I'm not a Jonas Brothers fan. I thought the song they sang last night sucked, but I know I'm not in their prepubescent demographic. However, I do think it's a pretty refreshing thing to see young men in show biz not out whoring around, sleeping with as many women as they can. And believe me, based on the crowd reaction during their performance, they could easily get a truckload of women. Or girls. Whatever. I was a virgin until I was 18 - granted, it wasn't voluntary, but still. The Jonas Brothers could get laid every hour of every day if they wanted, bastards.

Brand was an asshole to them. And everyone else. Except for when he was licking Britney's ass. The fact that Brand supposedly has over 2 million listeners for his BBC radio show every week just proves to me that the planet is populated by morons with no taste. Come to think of it, last night's show proves it, too. I'd rather see Dane Cook host, and trust me, that's saying a lot because I heretofore thought Dane Cook was the worst comedian on Earth. I was wrong.

And Russell...what is with the freaking hair? I've seen homeless people with better style and fashion sense. Cut that's rat's nest. It's not cool, it's not even funny. It's just hideous. But hey, maybe that's the look you're going for.

Britney Spears. Sure, she's trailer trash and I think she's borderline psychotic and should never gain custody of her children. Yes, she hasn't had a good song out in years, but even I must admit she looked great last night. No, she wasn't funny in her much-touted opening skit with Jonah Hill (he WAS funny, though). But she's in great shape and if I have any reason to like her, it's because she kept her acceptance speeches to under 15 seconds a piece.

Demi Moore. Still hot, still gorgeous, but will someone please tell her that she's 45 and not 25? I mean, you'd think her stylist would break the news to her. Just because you're married to a 17-year-old (or however old Ashton Kutcher is) doesn't mean you should DRESS like one. Please, Demi, for the love of God, start dressing your age. I thought you were classier than that. Well, you ARE married to Ashton Kutcher. Never mind. I guess you dressed appropriately.

How come the Best Male video category read like the BET Awards? And how come all the songs sucked? Yeah, not a fan of (c)rap or hip hop. Shoot me. I like songs with melodies, you know? If there's any upside to watching the VMA's it's that I didn't see them in person, so I could mute all the shit songs. Li'l Wayne's "Lollipop." That's music? Is he some kind of brilliant lyricist, because clearly the subtle symbolism is way above MY head.

Speaking of musical performances, was there a shortage of musical artists there last night? Because having Rihanna sing twice in 20 minutes was just ridiculous. Yes, she's hot. Yes, she can sing, but what the hell? She's not THAT good. Also not good? Katy Perry. Love Katy's album but be sure to skip her live act if last night was any indication of her show. Can't sing.

And there was so much lipsyncing going on last night that at times I thought I was watching a Japanese Godzilla movie. And it wasn't even GOOD lipsyncing! I'm sorry, lipsyncing is totally uncalled for at a music awards show. Show me what you've REALLY got in those "winning" voices of yours. Or are you that bad live? Never mind, I know the answer. I keep answering my own questions.

Christina Aguilera. I saw nothing last night to make me think she's NOT a transvestite. She looked awful and the song she sang was no great shakes, either. If that song is the only thing new about her pending greatest hits album coming this fall, save your money. Guess she's moving back to her "Dirty" phase, which didn't work the first time out. It's a shame because I know she's capable of being attractive but she had on enough black around her eyes last night to make racoons look like they're wearing light eyeliner. Yuck.

Speaking of eyeliner, the lead singer of that Tokio Hotel group - whose song also sucked - looks like Bjork, doesn't she? I mean...he. Didn't even wear a swan dress.

How did Britney Spears win for best video against Panic At The Disco? I get that MTV wanted to award her SOMETHING after all her years missing out on a moonman trophy, but really? I can't even recall the name of Brit's song, but it was trash compared to PATD.

Who knew Kadeem Hardison (remember Dwayne Wayne?) was singing now? He rocked it with Kid Rock. And Kid Rock. Ugh, I hate looking at that dude. He just screams White Trash and "Try a Bath!", but he did rock it last night. In fact, it was perhaps the only song worth listening to last night, and he wasn't lipsyncing, either. Yeah, he really stood out. Love the cup of booze with the little napkin wraparound, by the way. And the wifebeater. Classy, thy name is Kid Rock.

Kanye West. Sucked. His new song blew. He was clearly lipsyncing and his voice sounded so overprocessed that I wonder just how much his voice was actually used on the track. Course, I could say the same for Christina Aguilera.

I can't believe I watched the entire freaking show. I love this job, believe me, but I dearly wish I had those 2-1/2 hours of my life back. Terrible production all the way around. Absolutely nothing worth seeing, truly. If you have this disaster on Tivo, do yourself a favor and delete it fast. It might infect your other quality shows. Like that "Jerry Springer" marathon.

To sum the whole thing up, the only real winners last night were those of you that missed the show.

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45 Year Old Demi Moore Is Pregnant?!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:08:00 GMT

Wow - is Demi Moore pregnant? The 45-year-old actress was spotted leaving a Santa Monica medical building that has several obstetrician and pediatrician offices - which, uh, could mean yes!!

Demi and youngest daughter Tallulah were seen leaving the building and Tallulah acted as a possible baby bump blocker (try saying that 5 times really fast). And that's not all - Demi won't be acting for a while - she's reportedly set to direct for Glamour mag's 4th annual Reel Moments series. See? She'll be sporting a bump, so she'll be behind the camera, not in front of it. Proof! (Okay maybe not proof - why do you ruin my fun?)

Also, both Demi and husband Ashton Kutcher, 28, have made no secret that they'd like to have a child together. Demi spoke with Vanity Fair recently, and asked whether she would like a baby with Ashton, she said, "Most definitely."

Oh well, that's proof right there! Ha.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Named Best Dressed Couple

Karen — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:03:00 GMT

Fashion bible Vanity Fair has named Brad Pitt and Angleina Jolie Best Dressed Couple for 2008.

The couple beat out Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore and fashion don't Victoria and David Beckham.

Pitt was commended for his red-carpet fashion sense and Angelina was recognized for her fabulous maternity wardrobe.

DILF Alert: Donald Trump Opens New Hotel, Makes Famous Women Kiss Him

Karen — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:35:00 GMT

Why is Demi Moore kissing Donald Trump?

Blech.

Ivanka, Naomi, Demi, Heidi and Melania were ~~hired for an undisclosed amount of money~~ on hand to kiss Donald for the opening of his new hotel, The Trump International Hotel & Tower Dubai in New York City.

"You! Your turn to kiss me. Come here now or YOU'RE FIRED!"

Guess The Celebrity Baby Bumps!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:38:00 GMT

So many celebrity moms-to-be, so many celebrity baby bumps, and these are just a small sampling of famous women that are expecting! Can you guess who's bump belongs to what celeb? Perhaps I'll give you a few hints. One: She's actually popped! And TV is her specialty. Two: She's very pretty, going to be a first time mom, and her man is one of the 'sexiest men alive.' Three: She rocks her baby bump! Four: Her baby might be a well-travelled infant if daddy has anything to say about it. Five: She's young but seemingly being very responsible. Six: She's not a new mom, infact, she's got quite a brood. What are your guesses?

Answers & photos after the jump!

#1- Ulrika Jonsson, 40, Television presenter welcomed her fourth child, a son, Malcolm Monet. Her older kids are Cameron, 13, Bo, 7, and Marth, four. Baby weighed in at 10 lb. Now that's a whopper! Congrats!

# 2-Camila Alves, who's partner is Matthew McConaughey and they're about to become first time parents. By the looks of that cute bump, she's ready to pop any day!

# 3-Gwen Stefani, who's maybe the coolest pregnant chick ever. She manages to still be glamorous and hair and makeup perfect! She's reportedly due around the same as Angelina - who's not giving up her secret.

# 4-Nicole Kidman, who's hubby Keith Urban is having to learn 'baby lingo' to get ready for his first little guy. Daddy Keith wants Nic and baby to come on tour with him!

# 5-Jamie Lynn Spears, 17, who is due very soon. She could be having that baby in the next few days. She's had a rough go of it, but I think she's going to do okay being a first time, teen parent. Boyfriend and baby daddy is Casey Aldridge.

# 6-Angelina Jolie - obvious wasn't it? She's due now, tomorrow or in 2 months, she's not saying! The mom of soon-to-be twins, wants to keep everyone guessing. I keep trying to get it out of Jack Black.

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Sassy Smith — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:08:00 GMT

Everyone, including celebrities, have those photos lurking around, from the old days of high school or before braces were put on and teeth straightened, or big hair of the 80's (those were awful days right?) Some are parents of only one child, while others are continuing to add to their families. I can safely say, just about every one of them has improved in the looks department - or they've at least grown into themselves. Hey, maybe it's becoming parents that makes us more cool?!

Photos after the jump!

Will Smith, actor, and father to three adorable kids - two with wife Jada Pinkett-Smith and oldest son "Trey" is from Smith's first marriage to Sheree Zamping. He's not your conventional hunk, but cute in his own way and he's definitely grown into his looks.

Johnny Depp, 44, - sigh. I don't think he's ever had an ugly period. Seriously, this is a man who looks good even while costumed out as Edward Scissorhands. He's got two kids with partner Vanessa Paradis.

Sarah Jessica Parker, 43, - from the 80's sitcom to the enorminity of her Sex and the City's Carrie Bradshaw character, she's come along way. She absolutely had the dreaded big hair of the 1980's (me too, sadly). She and actor husband Matthew Broderick have one son, 5-year-old James Wilke.

Nicole Kidman, mom to two teens - Isabella and Connor - with ex-husband Tom Cruise and pregnant with her first with husband Keith Urban, has certainly grown into her looks. When Nicole steps away from the botox, she looks great! Hopefully after her son is born, she won't resort back to it. Her face is naturally pretty without inserting needles into it, just to give her that frozen look!

Brad Pitt, 44-year-old actor and father of 23 kids - naw, kidding, just 4 and two on the way. He's always been hot even when he went through a sort of nerdy phase. I'll always remember the first time I saw him - in Thelma and Louise - I knew he'd be my boyfriend some day. What? A girl can dream right?

Demi Moore, Hollywood icon and mom to three teen daughters with ex Bruce Willis. She's married to her much younger boytoy (you go girl!) Ashton Kutcher, and they perhaps are expecting their first child together? Time will tell. She's always been attractive - not in a beautiful sort of way - but she certainly makes heads turn. She even rocked a bald head in the film G.I. Jane.

Keanu Reeves, 43, has definitely improved in the looks department and also in the acting department. He's never really settled down and sadly his late girlfriend and he never got to know their daughter, as she was stillborn. Little Ava Archer Syme Reeves lies next to her mother Jennifer Syme in the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cementary.

Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher has certainly become more sophisticated in her looks, getting rid of the giant eyebrows that she used to sport. I still think she's a bit on the thin side, but hey, she claims she eats and that's all that matters. She's single mom to 10-year-old daughter, Emerson Rose.

Angelina Jolie, 32, about to birth twins. She's just become more beautiful, even when hugely pregnant. I keep vowing to hate her. Join me? She and Brad Pitt are parents to Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2. Their twin girls are due soon.

Halle Berry, 41, new mommy to daughter Nahla, while never really went through an awkward stage from what I can see, has gotten more beautiful over the years. She absolutely seems like a woman who knows what she wants and oozes sex appeal without even trying. Another one I'm vowing to hate. Ha.

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Demi Moore - Pregnant Bloat or Bad Dress?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Demi Moore, 45, and Ashton Kutcher, 30, recently attended the 7th Annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball and usually Demi looks good in whatever she's wearing. However, the blue, satin dress she chose does nothing to flatter her figure - unless - you guessed it - she's pregnant!? Really? Could the wee bit of poofiness in the front be a baby bump? Or is it, unfortunately the damn pleats that are creating that illusion? Demi and Ashton have always wanted kids together - maybe this is it?

Couple more photos after the jump!

Someone please tell Ashton that his "beard" does absolutely nothing for him. He looks like a caveman in a suit. S.H.A.V.E.

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Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher's Adoption Plans!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 10 May 2008 11:05:00 GMT

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have always wanted children together and now that dream just might be coming true.

Ashton has revealed that he's been considering adoption for quite some time and hope's to expand his family. He's reportedly always dreamed of taking in an orphaned child.

The 30-year-old actor said, "I have thought about adopting a kid my whole life. When I was eight I had a friend called Terry and one day he told me he was adopted.

"He said his parents told him there was a more special bond between them because they picked him. I thought that was pretty profound and I would be open to the idea."

Kutcher is step-dad to Demi's girls (dad is Bruce Willis) Rumer, 19, Scout, 16, and Tallulah, 14.

Maybe the celebu-couple will make that wish come true very soon!

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Cuz What Every Teenage Girl Wants Is An Open-Forum 'Sex Talk' With Ashton Kutcher

HerBadMother — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 12:15:00 GMT

Apparently, Demi Moore and Ashton Ktucher just had the 'sex talk' with Moore's girls. Which, I dunno, just seems kinda creepy. I mean, aren't two of those kids, like, in their late teens? And isn't Rumer running with the no-panties crowd? Isn't it a bit late for the sex talk? And isn't it a bit creepy for that talk to come from ASHTON KUTCHER?

Kutcher told Elle Magazine:

“I knew that one of the girls had had sex and hadn’t really talked to us about it, so I wanted to create an open forum for her. So over Christmas last year, we had a conversation about sex—-all of us except Tallulah, the youngest...and one boyfriend was there."

An open forum sex talk with Ashton Kutcher? Did he have copies of Our Bodies, Our Selves on hand? An overhead projector with an image of the fallopian tubes? In which case, AWESOME, but also sixteen trillion kinds of disturbing.

How much do you want to bet that that poor boyfriend thought he was being punk'd?

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Demi Moore Has Fat Knees & Naomi Watts Is Fleshy

Sassy Smith — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:02:00 GMT

Hey I didn't say it - celebrity trainer Rob Parr did in his new book titled Star Quality: The Red Carpet Workout for the Celebrity Body of Your Dreams. That's some book name. And I bet he'll get lots of star clients now that he's insulted some of the big names! Here's a bit of what he had to say via NY Post:

"Demi Moore needed some major work to turn herself from a fat-kneed, thunder-thighed girl into a ravishing knockout, according to Robb Parr, her former personal trainer. In his upcoming exercise book, “Star Quality,” Parr writes: “[Demi] lacked a defined waist, carried too much meat on her thighs, and was, by movie-star standards, thick overall. To taper her waist, we decided to accentuate her shoulders, creating a V-shape. We trimmed her thighs, shaving off some of the excess fat from above her knees, and accentuated her butt, further emphasizing her waist.” As for Madonna, whom Parr also whipped into shape, “When [she] and I started working together, she was very soft . . .” As for Aussie cutie Naomi Watts, she came to Parr “fleshy, and we needed to trim and tighten so that she would fit the mold of a bikini-clad babe.”

Way to go Robb Parr, call celebumoms Demi Moore and Naomi Watts fat, fleshy and thick. Madonna was classified as "soft." I bet lots of other famous people are lining up to have you train and sculpt them so you can then write about them and label them fat. I've included a photo of Rob because I'd like to point out some of his less than perfect physical qualities. Notice his receding hairline? He's also sporting quite a few wrinkles - probably from too much sun. His nose is kinda big too.

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Whit Honea — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:34:00 GMT

GQ has compiled a list of men that have been subjected to the proverbial "p" whipping by their bossy and/or powerful women. Many of them are fathers as well. I think there is a big difference between being a dotting dad and wuss, I hope GQ took that into consideration.

That said, here's the list:

25. Mark Consuelos, wife Kelly Ripa
24. Rudolph Giuliani, wife Judy
23. Larry King, wife Shawn Southwick
22. Michael Douglas, wife Catherine Zeta-Jones
21. Seal, wife Heidi Klum
20. Kevin Smith (the Clerks director), wife Jennifer Schwalbach
19. Sergay Brin (34-year-old Google wunderkind), wife Anne Wojcicki
18. Ben Stiller, wife Christine Taylor
17. Gerald Levin (the former CEO of Time Warner), wife Laurie Perlman
16. Jack Welch (the former General Electric chair-man and CEO), wife Suzy Wetlaufer
15. Tim Burton, wife Helena Bonham Carter
14. Keith Urban, wife Nicole Kidman
13. Elton John, husband David Furnish
12. John Edwards, former presidential candidate, wife Elizabeth
11. Woody Allen, wife Soon-Yi Previn
10. Ashton Kutcher, wife Demi Moore -he's top 5 for sure
9. Howard Stern, wife Beth Ostrosky
8. Rupert Murdoch (Aussie billionaire), wife Wendi Deng
7. Kurt Warner (quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals), wife Brenda
6. Marc Anthony, wife Jennifer Lopez -shouldn't he be higher?
5. Josh Kelly, wife Katherine Heigl
4. Bill Gates, wife Melinda
3. Eminem, wife Kimberly
2. Doug Christie, wife Jackie
1. Guy Ritchie, wife Madonna

There is a slideshow at GQ that explains why each man made the list. It's pretty funny, at least it seems like it is, my wife wouldn't let me read it.

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Demi Moore and Her Loving Family

Karen — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Harper's Bazaar recently interviewed Demi Moore and her daughters, Rumer, 19, Scout 16, and Tallulah, 14, and husband Ashton Kutcher, 30. All of them speak about life together.

It seems as though that fictional conversation I once wrote isn't even close to how things are with Demi, Ashton, Bruce and the girls. Bruce and Demi are supportive of their kids and that means time together, in a civil, loving way. Ashton coming into the picture was a natural transition for him.

Demi on being married to a younger man: People made such a fuss about it, you would have thought the world had never seen it before. Age wasn't what I was thinking about, but to the rest of the world it was a very big deal.

Demi on how Ashton felt about entering a ready-made family: He initiated the discussion. He jumped in and said, "I want you to know that I don't take coming into children's lives lightly." That was within the first couple of weeks of our relationship, before he had met the girls. They are my priority, and I've always been sensitive to their feelings, but as the parent you can't allow your children to dictate what's right for you.

Demi on being co-operative with Bruce Willis (the girls' father): My daughters are a big part of what drove me to want to have a close relationship with Bruce. One of the most healing things for Bruce was seeing me meet someone who has brought me so much happiness. And I so much want the same for him. We get so much from being able to share holidays and spend time with all of us together. The kids don't have to choose. They're getting double the support, double the love, double the encouragement.

Ashton on his attraction to Demi: I was attracted to the way she loved and cared for other people, and I said, "I want me some of that." What captivates me most is how hard she works on herself. She is constantly striving to be a more giving and sharing person.

Ashton on Demi's daughters: I am eternally grateful for having them in my life. That makes me want to cry and hug them and cry a little bit more.

Rumer on Ashton: Ashton is a mentor. I look up to him and try to emulate the way he lives. I had a poster of Ashton when my mom and he met, so I can appreciate the fact that he is a handsome man, but he is my stepdad, and he has given me a healthy perspective on relationships.

Tallulah on Ashton: I was in fourth grade[when they started dating], so it didn't hit me as much as it did Scout and Rumer. But it still hit me a little, and it still does now. I find it weird that people think my stepdad is hot.

Read the full interview here.

Catfight, Round One! Elton John vs. Madonna

Karen — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:33:00 GMT

Elton John was furious that Madonna decided to host an Oscar's party on the same night as him. He had a bunch of A-listers invited, but she pulled together a party in a matter of days and some people decided to head to her place instead.

Meow! Battle of the Queens!

At Elton's Bash: J.C. Chasez, Lionel Richie, Simon Cowell, Larry King and Sean Penn.

Seen at Madge's: Cameron Diaz, Demi & Ashton (who ditched Rumer, for OBVIOUS reasons - BUZZKILL!), Drew Barrymore, Owen Wilson, Penelope Cruz and Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes. Wait, wasn't TomKat at NASCAR?

"Elton DESPISES Madonna and this has made things way worse," a source said.

Oh but there's another catfight to report - STAY TUNED!

Kate Hudson's Pregnancy Bum

Sassy Smith — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:05:00 GMT

Kate Hudson was looking...

More pics after the jump!

...quite cute in her gold dress and it sure showed off her pregnancy butt! I'm reaching aren't I?

Hudson was many of the A-List celebs attending De Grisogono's Hollywood Dominos Benefiting The Art of Elysium.

I'm still hoping Justin Timberlake is her baby daddy.

Photo source

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Demi Moore's Family Is Creepy Looking

Karen — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:08:00 GMT

Ashton: Do we have to stand like this? I know she's your daughter but we look like brother and sister in this pose.

Rumer: How do you think this feels for me, Mama's Boy? It's embarrassing.

Demi: Shutup and smile you two.

Rumer: At least we can smile mother. Your face is like tempered glass -- dont crack it!

Ashton: Rumer, zip it. That's your mother.

Rumer: Ugh. You're giving me orders? Be gone, before someone drops a house on you too.

Demi: I'm going to knock your heads together. Shut. Up.

Rumer: Mom! He started it!

Demi: You're grounded.

Ashton: Heh.

Rumer: Oh my God this is so unfair. I hate you.

Demi: I wish you'd go live with your father and leave us alone. Besides, you look more like him anyway, Jaw McClane.

Ashton: Good one, Honey Bunches of Olay.

Demi: Shutup Jackass. My face feels tight again. Oil can. Oil can!

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie To Host Same Party

Karen — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Awkward!

Since 2003, Aniston has been hosting the Oscar Awards' Night Before Party. Well, guess which do-good A-list actors will join the former Friends star this year? Yep, Ange and Brad have been invited to the list and the two past and present lovers to Brad Pitt are slated to meet face to face.

"Everybody in town is talking about what will happen that night," a source says.

I bet. But it might not happen. Aniston says she has prior commitments and may not be able to attend, though she would like to let bygones be bygones. "Jen's been ready to make peace for a while," the source says.

Hollywood is probably making a mountain out of a molehill. I doubt after all this time that Jen and Ange would be at war with each other.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Cut Their Kabballah Strings

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Seems like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, formerly devout followers of Kabballah, are cutting ties to the popular celebrity hangout. Did I say popular celebrity hangout? I meant sacred church. Sources are saying that Kutcher was seen shopping on Robertson Boulevard last week without his red string, just the latest proof that the couple are moving away from the controversial religion. I'm thinking someone might have also seen him sipping a glass of tap water instead of overpriced Kabballah brew.

One source who has close ties to the Kabballah Centre in L.A. says “Ashton and Demi used to have an impeccable attendance record,” while another says it's been "months" since Moore and Kutcher have attended services or participated in the Shabbat dinner after Friday services.

Some theorize that Kutcher is to blame and is “tired of being dragged there on Friday nights.” Looks like someone's going to be getting a call from Madonna soon.

[photo: MSNBC.com]

Demi Moore: Going GI Jane In Defense Of Britney

HerBadMother — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Demi Moore wants to kick some paparazzi and gossipnet ass for Britney Spears.

She told V magazine that she totally sympathizes with Britney, and that she wishes that gossips and paps would just leave her alone:

"It's become something that has absolutely no boundaries whatsoever. With the expansion of the internet and various blogs, it's become absolutely out of control - at times very dangerous, certainly intrusive, and in many moments that I've personally experienced and that friends have experienced, it's terrifying... It's difficult when they (paparazzi) hang out at the bottom of your street waiting for you to drive by. But no one has seen it worse than Britney Spears... How can anyone see that and think that's an okay way to expect anybody to live, no matter where they're at in their life?"

I'm reluctant to challenge Demi Moore, seeing as she looks as though she could roundly kick my ass without breaking a sweat on her expertly-smoothed brow, but here's something to consider: Ms. Spears doesn't exactly try to avoid the paparazzi. In fact - a fact that should be transparent to anybody who hasn't been living under a rock recently - she seems to have very serious boundary issues when it comes to paparazzi. You know, jetting off to Mexico with them, shopping naked with them, inviting them in for drinks and restraining order perusal... that kind of thing. They're not exactly at the bottom of her street, Demi. They're actually more or less living on her doorstep, with full housekeeping service, and wondering - not so unreasonably - whether they might or might not get a chance to get into her pants. Seeing as she's treating them like pets, I'm not sure that she's looking for any sympathy about their proximity. Just sayin'.

In unrelated comment: HOLY HELL, but who does Demi's cosmetic surgery? She looks AMAZING.

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