FameCrawler : Dina Lohan

Who Knew? Sarah Palin and Dina Lohan are Worst Celebrity Mother-in-laws

Karl Erikson — Thu, 14 May 2009 15:33:00 GMT

The readers of Parenting.com have voted and the results are in. The worst celebrity mother-in-laws are former GOP VP candidate Sarah Palin and stage mother Dina Lohan. This, despite the fact that neither one of the moms have kids who have married.

Dina, mom of Lindsay Lohan, has been constantly ridiculed for her lazy parenting style. Sarah Palin is in the crosshairs because of her loose lips, incessantly bitching about Levi Johnston, the father of teen daughter Bristol's baby son.

What do you think? Are there worse mother-in-laws? Besides your own, of course.

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Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?

Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?!

Sassy Smith — Tue, 12 May 2009 11:03:00 GMT

Lindsay Lohan seems to have a lot of drama in her life lately and she might be in store for more - the 22-year-old actress is reportedly pregnant!

Apparently, after her split from Samantha Ronson, Lindsay slept with a few men - maybe trying to forget her breakup with Sam?

A source said, "I swear she's carrying. She's going through big emotional turmoil. She's not sure if she'll have it or go through with an abortion that she booked to have in the next few days."

The insider added, "Saddest part is she has no idea who the father is. She must have slept with more than two dozen men in the past couple of months."

Let's hope she isn't - this girl needs to get her head on straight before having a baby!

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Sassy Smith — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 13:02:00 GMT

Has Dina Lohan learned nothing? Is she paying attention to the troubles of older daughter Lindsay Lohan? Guess not! Dina, in what she apparently thought would be a great bonding experience, decided to take her 15-year-old daughter, Ali, bar-hopping.

Last week, Mother Lohan took Ali and Lindsay clubbing in Hollywood. On a week night. First - shouldn't Ali, who I'll assume is still in school (although with the Lohans, one probably shouldn't assume anything), be doing homework, studying or at least in bed at a decent time? Second, um, I'm not aware of any state that allows 15-year-olds in bars and/or clubs. Pretty sure the drinking age is above fifteen.

Luckily, they were turned away at Villa nightclub - because the staff wouldn't allow Ali in. Well, duh.

Dina, however, was not impressed, and shouted, "Do you know who I am???" Lindsay, who apparently isn't much brighter than her mother, shouted to Villa staff, "You're making a huge mistake. Huge!!"

See? This must be why Mingling Mothers voted Dina Mother of the Year. I mean, if your underage child is denied entrance to a nightclub, you fight for her rights dammit and yell at the staff! You go Dina!

Why do I get the sneaking feeling that history will repeat itself with Ali? That poor girl doesn't have a chance.

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Lindsay Lohan Mad: Dad Cheated On Mom & Had A Love Child

Sassy Smith — Thu, 25 Dec 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Actress Lindsay Lohan is not happy with her father after finding out he cheated on her mother and had another child (allegedly) with his lover. Lohan took to her blog to vent her feelings....

Lindsay wrote:

"My father just let my family and I know, amongst others that he had another child after my little sister Aliana, or maybe he had it before Aliana?? either way, he cheated on my mother and that really sucks..."

She added (leaving out her father):

"I love my Mom, Aliana, Cody, Michael, and my Nana Sullivan!! I will be missing them this Christmas as it is the first one I am spending away from home. I am spending it with Samantha in Los Angeles."

In June of this year it was reported that Michael Lohan had an illegitimate child with a woman named Kristi Horn, 13 years ago. Lohan admitted that during his separation from (now ex) wife Dina Lohan, he and Horn were having an affair but wouldn't confirm if the child conceived was indeed his until an official paternity test was conducted.

Even though the Lohan kids are older now, it must be hard for them nonetheless, knowing that their father cheated on their mom. They also have a half sister (maybe....well I think for sure, considering she looks exactly like Michael Lohan!) that they haven't had an opportunity to get to know (if they should want to).

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson: It's Really On

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Not that anyone ever believed they were just shopping buddies, but Lindsay Lohan is finally admitting to a romantic relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson. In the cover story of December's Harper's Bazaar, Lohan opens up about her feelings for Ronson.

“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan told the magazine. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time ... She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

Lohan told the magazine that her family, with the exception of father Michael Lohan (with whom the actress has had a long-standing feud) have been very supportive of her relationship.

“It’s never really come up as an issue,” the actress said. “We’re close; we’ve been through a lot. They’re supportive of me whether I’m with a guy or a girl. They’re just supportive of me as a person.”

Even younger sister Ali, who had initially denied to the press that her sister was involved in a relationship with Ronson, has given her blessing to the couple.

“Ali’s known Samantha for a really long time. And she’s like, ‘Whatever it is, I support you. I probably won’t ever do what it is you’re doing, but I’m happy for you,’” Lohan said. “Ali’s very mature. I’ve told her that it’s OK to like a boy or a girl if you’re comfortable with it and it’s something you believe you want to do. And I told her not to be afraid of who she wants to be.”

Lohan said she plans to get married someday, though she doesn't know if it will be to a man or a woman. But she definitely isn't ready to talk about having kids.

“I don’t know if I could really set a time because then it’s like pressure to do it and failure if I don’t,” she said. “It shouldn’t be about that. It should be about knowing that you’re ready.”

And, Lohan added, “I still need to be in charge of taking care of myself and getting my (stuff) in line and buying a house.”

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Ali Lohan Is 14 But Looks 38 - Photos

Sassy Smith — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:08:00 GMT

Ali Lohan, younger sister of actress (or trainwreck) Lindsay Lohan, is only 14-years-old. However, for whatever reason, she most always looks like someone much older. Why? Does mom Dina Lohan not notice this?

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Ali did photos for Supermodels Unlimited mag (July/August issue), and while there are a couple of shots, that the teen does look like a teen (the bubblegum pic is cute), others certainly make her appear older than her 14 years. Weird and kinda creepy.

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Here She Is - Lohan "Love Child"

Sassy Smith — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:05:00 GMT

The Lohan family seems to have lots of controversy following them. And now with the rumored "love child" of Lindsay's dad, Michael Loghan, it just keeps coming. Michael is now reportedly going to sell his paternity results and the first photos of himself with his (possible) daughter, Ashley Kaufmann, 13. Is this family messed or what? And what about Ashley's mom, Kristi Kaufmann? Is she wanting to exploit her young daughter for cash? Apparently the young teen wants to record an album and she and her mom have approached several studios about hashing out a deal. Perfect timing? Perhaps. Because - why would you put this out in the public until you knew for certain that Michael Lohan is the biological father? What if he's not? Then what? You've disrupted your own child's life and the Lohan children as well.

A source told MSNBC, "Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali." A pal said, "Ashley's singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael, not Dina Lohan."

What about Michael's other children (with ex Dina) - Lindsay, Michael, Ali and Cody - how does this all affect them? Michael said, "Years later the woman contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

Lohan has said of his new-found daughter, she "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of Cody, believe it or not."

Hopefully, for the sake of the children involved, these "adults" can work this out and make it as painless for them as possible.

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Who Took A Paternity Test?

HerBadMother — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:39:00 GMT

Somebody refuses to believe that they're the daddy until the DNA says so...

Michael Lohan has taken a DNA test to confirm whether or not he fathered a lovechild with Kristi Kaufmann, a woman with whom he had an affair while married to Dina Lohan. The results will come in in a couple of weeks and will confirm whether or not he is the father of a 13-year-old girl named Ashley.

For Ashley's sake, I sincerely hope not. How much do you want to bet that Michael already has his people working on a reality show pitch for Living Lohan Illegitimately?

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Lohan Called a Liar by Lovechild's Mother

Karen — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:33:00 GMT

While the jury is still out as to whether Michael Lohan actually fathered a "love child" with Kristi Kaufmann in 1995, Kaufmann has been quick to call Lohan a 'liar' in the press.

She had a paternity test in 2005 as she suspected her ex-husband was not the father of the teenager - and has allegedly been proven right.

She says, "The only other person I had slept with was Michael. My daughter has a right to know who her father is - and it's Michael." Kaufmann adds, "He met me in Houston and we met again in New York.

"I just want to make sure the truth comes out. Michael is already out there spreading lies."

Lohan told Extra, "My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner."

JLo's Dog Has Issues

Sassy Smith — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 15:08:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez is a busy mom of twins - and I'm guessing since she and husband Marc don't have a nanny, it makes it hard for Jen to spend much time with her pooch. So doggie is lonely and thus seeks out attention, and by attention, I mean he bites the arse of a flight attendant (allegedly and I don't know if was really her butt that he chewed a chunk out of) and now, Lopez is being sued for a cool five million bucks. Hey - they got six mil for the twins' photos, so it's all good right? Unless they blew it all on cashmere onesies and ruby studded booties?

Airline stewardess, Lisa Wilson, has filed a $5 million lawsuit after she alleges JLo's dog Floyd "lunged" at her when she walked past him during a 2006 flight.

Lisa says after the dog bit her, she fell over and then required surgery for excruciating back pain.

Camp Lopez has had no comment thus far.

I always wonder why people wait years to sue? It's 2008 and this took place in 2006 - why the wait? Maybe it was actually Jennifer that bit her. Ha, I'm totally ~~not~~ kidding.

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Sassy Smith — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:03:00 GMT

Oh the drama for the Lohan family! There's Lindsay and rumored trouble on movie sets, her stints in rehab, mom Dina and her reality show, the exploitation by both Dina and ex-husband Michael, of their children, Michael's jail time - it never ends. Now comes the whole pregnancy thing....

According to OK! magazine, Michael Lohan - who has four children with ex Dina - has a fifth child with a woman named Christie. In response to the allegations, Lohan has said this:

“I met Christie [the mother of the reported love-child] in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island…I was with her for a week. Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child’s father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner.”

Christie has spoke with OK!, saying this:

“It’s time for Michael to take responsibility." She also said that she and Michael have had many conversations and even called his (alleged) daughter for her 13th birthday on June 12, but has never supported his child financially.

The scandal never stops!

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JLo Sizzles In Red! Wowza!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:02:00 GMT

JLo is new mom to twins Max and Emme and she and Marc are traveling for Marc's mini tour, and of course mama has to get some shopping in! Can't say as I blame her! I must admit, Jennifer is sizzling in her red shiny dress......hot stuff! And you'll notice her necklace, it says M&E.....aww sweet!

More pics after the jump

I wonder if she bought me anything? My birthday is coming up soon, and I could use some new heels.

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Jennifer Lopez - Bad Mommy?

Sassy Smith — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 13:38:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez welcomed her twins Max and Emme just 4 months ago, and she might be feeling what any new mom can experience - the thought that you're not doing a good enough job taking care of your baby. JLo is constantly needing reassuance from husband Marc Anthony, as she's unsure of herself sometimes and wants to know she's doing things right. Marc has begged her to stop worrying so much!

Closer mag reports a source said, "Jennifer wants to be the perfect mother, but she crumbles if any normal little thing goes wrong.

"If the twins cry, she thinks it's because she's a bad mom, and bursts into tears herself."

I'm sure her mommy hormones are still out of whack - she should give herself a break. Having a baby is hard - having two at the same time - way harder! And perfection? No such thing in the world of parents and kids - not gonna find that JLo!

The source continued, "Marc had to sit her down and make her understand that she's a good mom and it's normal for babies to cry." Yup, that's what infants do - eat, poop, sleep, cry, poop, and cry and eat.

Friends are also concerned about Jennifer's strict diet and exercise routine and that her anxieties have caused health issues.

The insider said, "Jen is a total perfectionist, and she's treating motherhood the same way she goes about her career -- it's all or nothing.
"Marc is concerned that she's not eating properly or sleeping because she's obsessed with looking after the twins. If she leaves them with her own mother for a couple of hours to have some time off, she beats herself up about it and feels guilty."

Oh I've learned over the years, you have to let go of the guilt - moms, should not feel guilty about having some time to themselves. It's so important to make that time!

"Marc has forced Jen to take some time off and have a massage to unwind, but she even struggled to relax during that," the source added, "He wants her to stop worrying about the kind of mother she's being and just enjoy it."

Enjoy Jen - kids grow up way fast. Oh, I will give you one piece of advice - get some flat shoes!!!

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JLo Carries Her Baby Girl While Wearing Six Inch Heels! Crazy!!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:06:00 GMT

Listen, I'm a shoe girl, I really am. I love heels as much as the next shoe freak - but, there is no way on this green earth, that I would ever walk down a flight of airplane steps, with jeans so long I'd surely trip on the hem, wearing spiked 6 inch high heels, WHILE CARRYING MY INFANT. Call me crazy or paranoid - and trust me, I can work it in heels - but you couldn't pay me to pull that kind of stunt! JLo is apparently way braver than I, because she did exactly that!

One more pic after the jump!

Jennifer and hubby Marc Anthony and twins, Max and Emme, arrived in Belgium on Wednesday - Marc was there for a performance on his mini tour. The arrived by private jet of course and no one spotted any nannies. I guess they really are going to be full-time parents to their babies!

Marc has said about taking his twins on tour, "When I perform... they will inspire me. I just need toys for the kids." About Jennifer, he said, "She's such an amazing mom and I'm so proud of her. She's such a gem to watch."

Okay, I'm happy for them, but seriously, Jen, you have to invest in some flat shoes when carrying your babies!

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Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

sweatpantsmom — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:18:00 GMT

Here's something to contemplate over your after-lunch cocktail (I know you're having one. Yes you, over there trying to hide that flask underneath your stapler.)

What could be almost as bad as Paris Hilton procreating?

That's right, Lindsay Lohan with child. (You're probably spitting vodka all over your keyboard right about now.)

But calm down - it's only LiLo sporting a fake baby bump while filming her upcoming movie, "Labor Pains."

You may now return to your regularly scheduled binge drinking.

Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

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Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:35:00 GMT

I have a dilemma: I can't decide who I dislike more, Dina Lohan or Michael Lohan, those two money-grubbing attention whores who are selling out their kids. It's like having to choose between having rotten chicken or sour milk - they both smell, are way beyond their sell date and will probably give you the runs.

Dina Lohan's reality show premiered on E! last night, and Michael Lohan couldn't resist putting in his expert opinion. On his blog on OK! magazine's website he writes:

Soooooo, you want a comment on the first episode of Living Lohan?

Well, let's see... If I were to look at things from a worldly perspective, I would probably have a lot to say about exploitation, hypocrisy and even deception — and maybe at a later date, I might just do so.

For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids.

I've had a sneak peek at some future episodes and I will say that some of the people Dina surrounds the kids with still concerns me — again, I can address that when they appear on the show. I just hope Dina takes the high road — like a Lohan would — and rights these wrongs.

If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what's right for the kid's sake. Not for our own!

I wish Ali, Cody and Dina the best on the show and pray that they get what they want out of it.

I'm telling you, I can't decide. It's like Sophies Choice over here.

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Stop The Presses! JLo To Become Fulltime Mom!

Sassy Smith — Sat, 24 May 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins, Max and Emme, a few months ago, so one would assume she'd be a full-time mom. She apparently wasn't, because she's decided to care for her own babies now that the nanny has quit, thus now, becoming a full-time mom!

Hey, I'm not knocking anyone with a nanny (hell I may have hired one too if that was feasable) but it seems that some celebrities think that it's something amazing if they decide to care for their own children without nannies - like they deserve some sort of award. Uh, most of us moms do it 24/7 right from the get go. True story.

JLo and Marc's nanny left the job last month and Lopez has no plans to replace her, thus caring for the twins around the clock. Yup, babies need constant care.

A family friend said to Us Weekly, "She's beyond hands-on." Both Jennifer and Marc are putting their family first, careers second for the next year or so. "They both told their managers that the next year would be all about family."

They're headed to Spain next month - Marc has a prescheduled tour.

I'll wish JLo good luck, I'm sure it's not easy caring for twins - one baby is hard enough!

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Dina Lohan - Kids Home Alone & House Fire Breaks Out

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 May 2008 15:03:00 GMT

Dina Lohan, mom of the year - seriously, she was voted that - is getting set to entertain the world with a look into her life! E! Networks has a new promo for Dina's upcoming reality show, Living Lohan. Nothing like airing your questionable parenting skills on TV!

Video clip after the jump

The Post is claiming that at one point in time, Dina left the house, to party, and Ali, 14, and Cody, 11, were home alone and a fire broke out in the home. It's not clear how serious the fire was or when exactly it happened or if it will be part of the series.

Other statements made by Dina, which seem laughable coming from her, are "A lion protects her cubs," and "it's a big game of chess and it's our move."

Lohan calls someone about an allegedly naked photo of Lindsay, threatening, "you need to get it down immediately because I've already been in touch with my attorneys and the story is absolutely false." And she then says, "there's got to be boundaries with these people, the paparazzi and everything. There's just got to be more boundaries set." Uh, you're pimping out your young teens, so, pot, meet the kettle!

The fact that Ali wants to "be just like Lindsay" should be a wake up call for Dina, considering Lindsay has been in rehab 23 times or something to that effect. Be careful what you wish for!

Good luck messing up your other children Dina, I'm sure you'll do a bang up job.

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Mormons Say: Billy Ray Cyrus Is A Bad Dad

HerBadMother — Sat, 10 May 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Well, one Mormon says so.

Marie Osmond says that Billy Ray Cyrus is responsible for Miley's recent troubles.

"My parents never, never left us alone," said Osmond. "We always had some form of a guardian or something with us, a guardian that would represent what they would have done. But in [Miley's] case, her dad stepped out [of the photo session], and that's when it happened.

"How do you say no to somebody like Annie [Leibovitz] when you're a little girl? It's an interesting thing that happened with her."

Isn't Marie Osmond the one who passed out on Dancing With The Stars while her teenage some was checking himself into rehab?

In which case, her slamming Billy Ray for his parenting skills is maybe not quite so ironic as Dina Lohan slamming Tish Cyrus for hers, but it's close. Verrrrry close.

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From The WTF Files: Dina Lohan Coaches Miley's Mom On How To Be A Good Parent

HerBadMother — Sat, 10 May 2008 15:30:00 GMT

Dina and ~~Meal Ticket Number Two~~ Ali Lohan

I thought it was a joke when I heard that Dina Lohan had been nominated for some sort of Mom Of The Year award, or that maybe that 'Mom' in that case was a misspelling of or code for 'Pimp,' but apparently not. Dina did, in fact, win an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the "Mingling Moms of Long Island."

But the joke doesn't end there.

Dina, high on the approval of some subset of the population on Long Island, has begun dishing parenting advice. The first mom that she's helping? Tish Cyrus.

Her advice to Tish on parenting a young celeb: "Stay strong and keep your head up. And she's talented [Miley] and stay focused." And, also: "You know, and be her mom."

Because, you know, that's exactly what Dina does - be the mom. Be the party-facilitating, camera-inviting, famewhoring, pimptastic momager mom, and everything will be fine, FINE. Your daughter will pose semi-nude for magazines (check) and go to rehab and maybe steal the odd fur coat or two - but she'll be FAMOUS. And she'll thank you for that, for reals.

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JLo Voted "Celebrity Mom of the Year!"

Sassy Smith — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:37:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez, 38, was recently named Celebrity Mom of the Year by New York's Mingling Moms org. The same organization that gave Dina Lohan a simialar title to. Not sure if I'd call that a compliment. Anyway, why was JLo chosen?

Lopez gave birth to twins - Max and Emme - back in February and because she gave birth at a Long Island hospital and has decided to raise her babies in the local neighborhood, Mingling Moms felt she was a perfect canidate.

The president of Mingling Moms Erica Logiudice said, "We thought assembling such a list would be a great tribute to the women who were behind the scenes of these superstars' tremendous careers."

Others honored on the Long Island's Top 20 Celebrity Moms category included: Alec Baldwin's mom Carol, Mariah Carey's mother Patricia Vian and Eddie Murphy's mother Lillian Robinson.

Oh one other thing - Dina Lohan gave some advice when accepting her award - pay attention, it's rich coming from her: "Just to be honest and to stay morally correct. And listen to your mother." Right. Good one Dina.

Congrats to Jennifer!

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sweatpantsmom — Mon, 05 May 2008 22:35:00 GMT

My first thought when I saw this: Was she up against a woman who drowned puppies? How could Lohan, who parties with her alcoholic daughter and is pimping out her other kid in a reality show, actually be chosen mother of the year? Were the votes tallied in Florida?

Then I read that she was selected by Mingling Moms, a Long Island organization, whose spokesperson says, “It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.” Okay then.

So step it up, all you slacker moms in Long Island who didn't raise superstar children! Your silly 'quality time' and heart-to-hearts aren't going to get you any votes from Mingling Moms. Time to knock back a few with your kid at Hyde and get little Susie an agent.

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From The 'Dina Lohan's A Pimp' Files: A Sneak Peek At 'Living Lohan'

HerBadMother — Mon, 05 May 2008 11:28:00 GMT

Because why pin all of your ambitions on just one kid? There's a whole 'nother kid - fresh-faced! untarnished by drug scandal! - right there in the family home to exploit! And - hey! - why not do the exploiting right there in the family home? There's gotta be a gajillion dollars in that, no?

Dina Lohan sure wanted to find out. So it is that we have this hot mess of a reality show: 'Living Lohan,' in which the younger Lohan daughter gets to star as Dina's cash-calf, version 2.0.

Here's the sneak preview - screen shots and link:

More HERE.

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And The Worst Parents In The History Of The World, Ever Award Goes To...

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:15:00 GMT

Dina and Michael Lohan! For being ruthless money-grubbing famewhores who bitch at each other over which of them has greater right to exploit their children! Congrats, Dina and Michael!

Seriously, are these people on crack, or what? Michael's re-opening his divorce case, saying that Dina has been turning the kids against his family - oh, and, also, that she stole his idea to exploit youngest daughter Ali in a reality TV show. You go, Daddy! Mommy's been too successful at exploiting the kids? You damn well better get a share of that!

Meanwhile, Dina's been hanging out with Carrot Top in Vegas and showing the world how a true cougar-MILF struts her stuff. You know, to make the children proud. The fact that she's being all priss-mom about rumors that Lindsay's going to be flashing va-jay-jay in her upcoming film, Florence, doesn't really mitigate Dina's more generally disturbing qualities. Besides, does anyone believe that Dina would oppose Lindsay flashing her parts? Dina's the type of mother who might install a stripper-pole in the family room. Show the girls how it's done. So, yeah: PUHLEEZE.

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Lindsay Lohan Poses For Playboy, Does Mom And Dad Proud

HerBadMother — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:22:00 GMT

Dina Lohan is gonna be so proud, I'm sure. And little sister Alli will just have that much more to look up to, when Lindsay finally gets right down to business and just bares it all already. Which is what she may be set to do, apparently, now that Hugh Hefner and Playboy Magazine have offered to pony up major bucks for Linlo to recreate her Marilyn-inspired photo shoot with none of those coy bits of fabric covering up her interesting parts.

Splash News Online says that 'reports have surfaced that Hugh Hefner wants Miss Lohan to appear in Playboy, recreating Marilyn Monroe’s famous naked swim from her ‘Something’s Got to Give’ movie.' Seeing as both Mama Lohan and Daddy Lohan have stated publicly that they have no problem with young Lindsay doffing her clothes - and given that she was quite happy to do it earlier this month for New York Magazine - I'd say that odds are good that she'll take Hugh up on this offer. Why not? I mean, it's not as if we haven't seen her parts already. And if you're going to do one nudie Marilyn shoot, why not do two?

And when your impressionable little sister asks why it is that you keep taking off your clothes for pictures, just say, that's showbiz, baby. Mom and daddy said so.

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Jennifer Lopez - Bad Mommy?

JLo Carries Her Baby Girl While Wearing Six Inch Heels! Crazy!!

Holy Crap Guess Who's Pregnant Now?

Dina Lohan vs. Michael Lohan: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

Stop The Presses! JLo To Become Fulltime Mom!

Dina Lohan - Kids Home Alone & House Fire Breaks Out

Mormons Say: Billy Ray Cyrus Is A Bad Dad

From The WTF Files: Dina Lohan Coaches Miley's Mom On How To Be A Good Parent

Dina Lohan: Mother of the Year?

JLo Voted "Celebrity Mom of the Year!"

JLo Voted "Celebrity Mom of the Year!"

Dina Lohan: Mother of the Year?

From The 'Dina Lohan's A Pimp' Files: A Sneak Peek At 'Living Lohan'

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Lindsay Lohan Poses For Playboy, Does Mom And Dad Proud

Daddy Lohan Weighs In On Lindsay's Nude Photo Shoot

More Naked Lindsay, Now With Commentary From Mom

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