FameCrawler : GI Jane

Ashton Kutcher's Birthday Surprise: Hepatitis A

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:05:00 GMT

What do you get the man who has everything? How about an infectious liver disease!

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and a slew of other celebs who were celebrating Kutcher's birthday at NYC nightclub Socialista were just notified that they may have been exposed to Hepatitis A. One of the bartenders that was serving that night was just diagnosed with the liver disease, and all patrons who were at the club during a three night period are being urged by the NYC Health Department to get a Hepatitis vaccination.

Proving once again, boys and girls, that hard partying is bad for your liver.

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Demi Moore Pregnant?

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:15:00 GMT

Rumors are flying that Demi Moore is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby. The 45-year-old actress and Kutcher, 30, have been married since 2005 and have talked openly about wanting to have a biological child together. Moore has three daughters with ex Bruce Willis.

The pregnancy speculation started when Moore was seen with a slight baby bump like in the photo above, and another instance where she was seen clutching her coat around her. Being bloated or being cold were both ruled out as being far-fetched possibilities.

So is Demi pregnant, or are we being Punk'd?

Demi Moore: Going GI Jane In Defense Of Britney

[photo: People.com]

Demi Moore: Going GI Jane In Defense Of Britney

HerBadMother — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Demi Moore wants to kick some paparazzi and gossipnet ass for Britney Spears.

She told V magazine that she totally sympathizes with Britney, and that she wishes that gossips and paps would just leave her alone:

"It's become something that has absolutely no boundaries whatsoever. With the expansion of the internet and various blogs, it's become absolutely out of control - at times very dangerous, certainly intrusive, and in many moments that I've personally experienced and that friends have experienced, it's terrifying... It's difficult when they (paparazzi) hang out at the bottom of your street waiting for you to drive by. But no one has seen it worse than Britney Spears... How can anyone see that and think that's an okay way to expect anybody to live, no matter where they're at in their life?"

I'm reluctant to challenge Demi Moore, seeing as she looks as though she could roundly kick my ass without breaking a sweat on her expertly-smoothed brow, but here's something to consider: Ms. Spears doesn't exactly try to avoid the paparazzi. In fact - a fact that should be transparent to anybody who hasn't been living under a rock recently - she seems to have very serious boundary issues when it comes to paparazzi. You know, jetting off to Mexico with them, shopping naked with them, inviting them in for drinks and restraining order perusal... that kind of thing. They're not exactly at the bottom of her street, Demi. They're actually more or less living on her doorstep, with full housekeeping service, and wondering - not so unreasonably - whether they might or might not get a chance to get into her pants. Seeing as she's treating them like pets, I'm not sure that she's looking for any sympathy about their proximity. Just sayin'.

In unrelated comment: HOLY HELL, but who does Demi's cosmetic surgery? She looks AMAZING.

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Bruce Willis Ruins Rumer’s Already Limited Chances For Teen Happiness

BadKitty — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 22:47:00 GMT

Like life isn't hard enough for a teen with the perfect physical specimen of Demi Moore for a Mom, and Bruce "Action Movie Star" Willis as your Dad. Not to mention the mind-fuck of having that shaggy idiot Ashton Kutcher for your Stepdad. Now Rumer and her sisters have to deal with Bruce telling the world that he will kill their boyfriends if anything happens to one of them.

Oh sure, he's kidding around. But we all know that teenage boys are shitty drivers. Also clumsy oafs and big chickens. Imagine calling your best friend's mom after she broker her wrist in that fender bender when you were eighteen. Remember how bad that was? Now imagine having to call John McClane to tell him his daughter has a broken wrist. I can hear the boys whispering in the driveway, "Dude, she's okay looking and funny, but totally not worth the risk! She rides in your car!" "No way, you take her!"

Rumer, but you need pitch a big-assed "Dad, I hate you, you're so embarrassing!" fit and make him shut his pie hole about this. Unless you really do have a crush on Ashton, in which case you have a bigger problem because I remember your Mom in GI Jane, and she can still totally kick your ass.