FameCrawler : Gore

Johnny Depp in The Night Before Christmas

Whit Honea — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:13:00 GMT

Are you curious how Johnny Depp spends Christmas? I'll give you a hint, it's much more traditional than his friend Tim Burton.

Actually, he celebrates it the same way I do.

Says Depp when asked about his plans for Christmas, “Hanging out with the kiddies. Wait for Santa Claus.” (see video)

Man, it's amazing how much Johnny Depp and I have in common.

Photo: Just Jared

Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter: The Nightmare During Christmas

Whit Honea — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:44:00 GMT

Tim Burton, the mastermind behind such hits as Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hallow, The Nightmare Before Christmas and the upcoming Sweeney Todd (not to mention at least two movies he has agreed to make for Disney) has a bit of the camp about him. The guy is a big kid with a twist of goth and tons of genius. His girlfriend/baby mama Helena Bonham Carter thinks it's great (so do I).

The couple, who have one child (Billy Ray- not Cyrus) are expecting number two later this month. In the meantime they have been decorating their house, which is actually two separate but now attached homes, for the Christmas season. As you might imagine, there is a twist. Take the tree for instance:

"He decorates it with dead babies and slime balls and things," Carter tells Playboy (via People) in its January issue. "It looks lovely and glittery from afar, and then as you get closer, you realize it's rather gory.

"We're not that dark. What I love about Tim is that he retains a certain innocence and a childlike quality. He sort of forgot to grow up. I think I've definitely forgotten to grow up, which is great."

I wonder if they get Danny Elfman to sing them carols.

Will.He.Is.

Whit Honea — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Ferrell that is. Will Ferrell and his son Magnus grabbed a bite to eat at a sidewalk cafe. Magnus had French fries. Daddy had scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch*.

*Can you believe I can't find this clip on the internets. What's up, Al Gore?

Photo: Celebrity Baby Scoop

Warning: Disturbing Mental Image May be Conjured- Is Jeff Goldblum Nicole Richie's Babydaddy?

Whit Honea — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:49:00 GMT

This rumor has been growing legs, and possibly wings, all over Gore's green internet. Apparently there is reasonable doubt, reasonable in a National Enquirer sort of way, that Joel Madden is NOT the father of Nicole Richie's baby bump.

It seems the pristine Miss Nicole had 4 different gentlemen callers, not at the same time, just prior to finding herself with child. One of the lucky contestants is obviously Madden, two of them have not been named, assuming she knows/remembers them, and the final slot in our foursome is one Mr. Jeff Goldblum, who has obviously proved that yes, Earth girls are easy.

Jeff Goldblum and Nicole Richie having sex? That would be like rubbing two sticks together. I would be afraid they'd catch the sheets on fire. I wouldn't even want to be a fly on the wall, because that would mean I might get thrown in the mix, and that shit ain't happenin'.

We shall see. These things have a way of working themselves out.