FameCrawler : Grandkid

Sarah Silverman: The Great Schlep Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:51:00 GMT

Sarah Silverman used to grace these pages a bit more when she was the subject of pregnancy speculation by one Jimmy Kimmel (or Matt Damon). Then she and Kimmel broke-up and the speculation ended. Then she and Damon stopped f*@%ing, and Silverman rode off into the FameCrawler sunset. Or so we thought.

She has a new video and it doesn't involve her being a celebrity parent. It involves her being a celebrity grandkid. Sure, we'll roll with it (because it's funny).

The video is very ~~liberal~~ progressive and will probably offend someone, which I'm sure will make Silverman quite happy. Every time she pisses someone off she gets a dollar. That's a good deal, especially for her.

Here's Sarah Silverman and The Great Schlep Video (NSFWish):

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Britney Spears is/has a Crazy Mother...

Whit Honea — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 21:03:00 GMT

According to AHN, Britney Spears is filing a restraining order against her mother. She is taking this step to keep her mom, Lynne, away from her two sons. She claims that her mother is abusing prescription pain medication and Britney doesn't want her spending time with her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

This concerns me, because who would be with the boys then? I see hundreds of pictures of Britney every day, and do you know why we don't use them here at FameCrawler? Because she never has her kids with her. She has Uggs, nipples and big, stupid glasses, but no babies.

Not only is she mad at her mother for having an alleged problem, but she is deciding to shun her rather than take the steps to help her like Lynne and (gulp!) K-Fed did, sort of, when the tables were turned.

She blames her mom and K-Fed for putting her in rehab, yet she still lets her boys (and her girls too, nudge, nudge) go over to their daddy's place without concern. Which is, of course, concerning. As you can see, I have nothing but concern for this family. Actually, I really am concerned for the boys. I hope someone steps up and provides these kids some shelter and a bit of sanity.

The scary thing is I'm looking at you K-Fed.

Spielberg Gets It

Whit Honea — Tue, 12 Jun 2007 20:07:00 GMT

Steven Spielberg, director and a bunch of other stuff, is seen here with his granddaughter, which in and of itself is amazing. A man his age in Hollywood should be having kids that young. Instead, he's out for a stroll and some conversation with a cute kid and a bag of candy. Sweet as the day is long.

Oh, and Mr Spielberg, if you're reading this, call me!

The Donald Becomes The Grandpa

Whit Honea — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 19:01:00 GMT

Donald Trump's first grandchild, Kai Madison Trump, was born to Donald Trump Jr. and his wife Vanessa on May 12th. The kid has hair. Lots of it. The poor thing came out looking like Gramps.

The family has noticed.

"The baby is really beautiful," says Trump Sr. "I've never seen such hair on a baby in my entire life... so I'm thrilled."

Added Vanessa, "Everyone who sees her is amazed by the hair. She had to have it shampooed right away!"

Nothing like hair and money to bring a family together. It's sweet.