FameCrawler : Harris

No More Posing for Samantha Harris: She's Had Her Baby

Whit Honea — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 18:21:00 GMT

Samantha Harris was perhaps the greatest pregnant poser of all time. Her patented pose was a take on the classic, but with just the right touch of contemporary influence. She was her own action figure. I'll miss that. I wonder how soon she can get pregnant again.

In the meantime I have every bit of faith in her that she'll utilize her new role as a mom to create something fresh and exciting. What? Oh yeah, she had a baby girl this morning, Josselyn Sydney Hess.

Congrats.

Not To Say That Sam Harris is Plastic...

BadKitty — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:12:00 GMT

We can't stop noticing: in addition to constantly snapping into The Pose, Sam's arms are always just a little bent. And I'm starting to remember that she never blinked on DWTS, even when confronted with the brilliant gleam of Maks' waxed chest under TV lights. Which makes me think...

...maybe she really is a Barbie doll, and maybe her husband Michael has a Ken bump!

Source: Celebs and Bubs

DWTS Sam Harris Almost As Lifelike as Barbie

BadKitty — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 19:07:00 GMT

Wow, she's frozen into that pose like Han Solo in carbonite. Do you think her fingers are permanently fused together like Barbie's? Look how that cute Prada bag is just hanging there. And if her feet are always superarched (yes, like Barbie) how does she fit them in the stirrups at her prenatal check ups? So many questions. Samantha Harris: TV announcer, mother-to-be, "Woman" of Mystery.

Samantha Harris is the Ted Bundy of Mom-lebrity

Whit Honea — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 19:02:00 GMT

As I've mentioned before, Samantha Harris is a serial poser. Seriously, she needs to be stopped. I can't even make cute about this.

Woman, you need to find another pose! Watch this, and practice in front of a mirror.

Samantha Harris is a Serial Poser

Whit Honea — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 18:08:00 GMT

Up and coming mom-lebrity, Samantha Harris, has her signature move down. She is good. Look at her here and here. I hope she owns the rights to that pose. It could be the next 'buffalo stance.'

Strike it again Sam.

More From the Rat's Nest: Sam Harris Version

Whit Honea — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:44:00 GMT

Samantha Harris rounds out our stay on the red carpet today by striking her signature pose, either that or she's getting ready for the belly laughs promised by Ratatouille. I wonder if she understands that the belly doesn't actually laugh. Not out loud anyway.

Samantha Harris is No Tiny Dancer

Whit Honea — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:35:00 GMT

Samantha Harris, of Dancing With the Stars, has obviously been doing a little dancing in the dark. A little dirty dancing. She wasn't dancing with herself, that's for sure. Somebody must have said, "Let's dance" because it takes two to tango. Or something like that.

Is that enough? I don't watch the damn show. I only know her husband's name is Michael and the baby is due in the fall.

Crap. I forgot to make a Lambada joke.