FameCrawler : Hollywood breakups

Surprise! George Clooney's A Dad!

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:35:00 GMT

George Clooney is one hot pop. At least according to patrons of swank Beverly Hills baby store Petit Tresor. The boutique polled their customers and asked who they thought was the hottest dad or dad-to-be in Hollywood, and childless Clooney was inexplicably on the list.

Dad-to-be Matthew McConaughey took first place (must be that smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom chest of his) and Ashton Kutcher came in second. Clooney came in third with an impressive 836 votes.

Maybe there's something George isn't telling us, or maybe those votes were cast by 836 friends of Sarah Larson who are trying to send the "Michael Clayton" actor a message.

Then again, could be that George just used the phrase, 'Come to Daddy' a little too often around town.

Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

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George Clooney and Sarah Larson: Boobs, Not Babies Blamed For Breakup

sweatpantsmom — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:05:00 GMT

George Clooney likes small boobs. Which, contrary to what the restraining order says, means he could love me after all. Reports are saying that Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson split not because her biological clock was too loud, but because her boobs were too big. Yes, I've heard guys really hate that.

The actor apparently dumped the ex-cocktail waitress after she ignored his advice and went ahead and had her breasts surgically enhanced.

"George really didn't want her to get the boob job," a source tells In Touch Weekly. "Although she asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed."

I guess it was the changing of bandages and not the changing of diapers that scared George off.

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Sarah Larson's Biological Clock Ticked Too Loudly For George Clooney?

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:05:00 GMT

If you're like me, you've been unable to sleep at night wondering why George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson. While we may never know (do you know how hard it is to hack into George Clooney's Blackberry?) I have a theory.

Shortly after Larson moved into Clooney's Hollywood Hills home earlier this year, Larson reportedly told friends that she wanted to have children soon because her "biological clock was ticking."

“Sarah feels her biological clock is ticking and wants to get pregnant by the time she’s 30,” the source said at the time.

So Sarah wanted a baby before 30. And how old is she now? 29. Case closed.

Denise Wants to Play Nice?

trix — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:46:00 GMT

Denise Richards is one crazy, well, you know.

Denise first wanted Charlie's baby maker, then she fought with him about pimping out their kids on T.V., and now she's going to send him a wedding present. What is she thinking? Does she not know that she is making herself look like even more of an idiot by contradicting her own craziness.

Denise is going to send a wedding present to Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller from their daughters, Sam and Lola.

“At the end of the day, he’s their dad,” she said of Sheen. “They have to understand that.”

I'd better stop before she throws my laptop, I need it for work.

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This Jackass Ends His Marriage

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 14:35:00 GMT

Johnny Knoxville, that is. The star of MTV's Jackass filed papers yesterday in Los Angeles to end his nearly twelve-year marriage to wife Melanie and is seeking joint custody of their eleven-year old daughter Madison.

Knoxville (real name Philip John Clapp - who knew?) is citing that standby Hollywood excuse, "irreconcilable differences" for the breakup. In this case, I'd really like to know what the reason was. Did he try to coax daughter Madison to skateboard off the roof blindfolded? Did his wife decide she'd taken him to the ER for the last time after he let someone pound his balls with a meat tenderizer?

Fess up, Mr. Clapp!